WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU JOCK ITCH, MAKE JOCKITCHADE
The Trojans are suffering through both the injury of their starting quarterback and an epidemic of some former Russian Military jock itch let loose upon their blue chip ladystands. Our take is over at the Sporting Blog, but here and only here can you purchase the shirt that, Trojans fans, you must be wearing when USC takes the field with a burning desire to compete and scratch away the memories of losing to Stanford.
Rubbing our whiskered chin, let’s revisit history here…Stanford has a toxic, staphylococcus-infested couch…time passes…then Stanford suddenly not only beats USC, but then the following spring USC comes down with an outbreak of jock itch so crippling it actually sidelines players? Jim Harbaugh bows to no man or bacterium. Let the conspiracy theories begin.
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reminds me of clemson/ga 1986. one girl went between the hedges. within a week, the entire 4th floor of my dorm had the crabs.
Comment by lola — August 15, 2008 @ 8:32 pm
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NewAZTiger @ 7 - while the athletic department’s budget probably extends to the butt paste, they can’t order it directly for fear of sabotage. No need to make a bad situation worse.
Also, having read the description - ouch. Some enthusiast of tinea cruris has already updated the wikipedia entry of same to include this. There’s no accounting for people’s hobbies.
Comment by DC Trojan — August 15, 2008 @ 12:25 am