Blogtoberfest: witty title goes here!

Number three in your hearts, number one in your pants. Trev loves us, even though we have to work harder to win his love.

He’s obviously never read us in a full mid-season espresso lather…not yet, that is.

Baby Rhino’s gonna be on the cover of Men’s Fitness, sandwiched right between the article on flatter abs now! and better sex now! and be a UFC champion AND a high-performing CEO now! Friends of the Program has the full workout plan, of course.

Your visual Michigan calendar appears here. Apologies, Yvgeni, we have no idea where the first [NAME REDACTED] post is.

Ted Miller is ripping it at his ESPN blog, and brings you the necessary steps to prepare for the “game manager” Nate Longshore to take the reins at starter again, Cal fans.

We got this from Holly this morning, and you know we are pretty happy about this.

It’s nice having friends.

15 more years! 15 more years! The helmets look shinier, the fans seem angrier, and the mikes are perpetually hot with the bellowing rage of the fanbeast: all guaranteed for another 15 years, which we’re more than happy with, since CBS clearly seems to have a blast broadcasting the SEC, and should continue to do so. Whatever keeps our precious whore of a conference away from NBC, we’ll do it.

Stephen McGee remains the starter at Texas A&M.

Drew dips his fat toes into the world of college football, and leaves the reeking, tangy odor you expect from a Balls Deep production.

Fun fact: In the entire history of the school, no Auburn student has ever graduated. In fact, they don’t even plan a commencement. Everyone just kind of wanders off campus around March or so.

True. Cuddles would have left sooner, but he had his cable paid through the month, and no one should waste a precious resource like Spike TV.