Our Mustache Wednesday nomination for today is, appropriately enough, the bling-y swimmer Michael Phelps.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
Good work, son. Now pull your swimsuit up before you show the universe your medal stand. (HT: Paul.)
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blon57 says:
Can you call that a mustache? Isn’t it technically a goatee?
August 13th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
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wardo says:
It’s hard to tell, but it might be a Pat Hill styled fu manchu.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
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PushJerk says:
He’s an Olympic hero for sure, but that facial hair doesn’t make him look any less like a guy who inhales when he laughs.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
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suicidewatch says:
since he shaved it off, doesn’t that disqualify him.
whatever, Spitz has the better lip sweater even if Phelps breaks his records.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
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SEC Supremacist says:
War Damn Eagle to Phelps!
August 13th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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diamondm says:
Phelps will pull up his swimsuit when the women’s beach volleyball team finds uniforms more suitable for vigorous exercise including repeated jumping and diving in sand.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
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Tag Editor says:
This should be filed under Mustaches. And maybe something else, too.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
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socalbryan says:
6, There is nothing wrong with the uniforms worn by the women’s beach volleyball teams. Curse you for suggesting otherwise.
August 13th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
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diamondm says:
socalbryan, my husband agrees with you — the potential for a wardrobe malfunction is part of the draw. I’m not saying they are not aesthetically pleasing, just that they are impractical — the amount of abrasive sand that must get into the most sensitive spots is frightening.
And there’s also nothing wrong with the rise on the swim trunks of male olympic swimmers.
August 13th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
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umrkd495 says:
9 – I agree on the men’s swimming ensembles vs the women’s volleyball player outfits. Hell. Men’s volleyball players wear shorts and and shirts and 90% of the time they look just as good as swimmers!
August 13th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
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Other Chris says:
When Phelps wears his suit low, he can show off his Olympic and block M hip tattoos.
http://bp2.blogger.com/_hE0TRpE-p8U/R8Hamg_9AcI/AAAAAAAACw8/gfpemQ1uQ3g/s1600-h/phelps.jpg
Excellent Mustache Wednesday choice. I was hoping it would be a Spitz/Phelps diptych, but this is good, too.
Go Blue!
August 13th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
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jamiedawg says:
Leave Phelps’ swimwear alone…if the women volleyball players wear bikini outfits, then Phelps can pull his trunks as low as they’ll go! He’s hot! hot! hot!
August 13th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
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hunglikehussein says:
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http://mistymaysass.blogspot.com/2005/06/turqoise-tush.html
August 13th, 2008 at 10:41 pm