EDSBS LIVE: FEISTY MISANTHROPE PARTY EDITION

by Orson on Aug 12, 2008 5:01 PM EDT

EDSBS LIVE! is tonight, and now back with extra market whoring thanks to Brian Cook, who will enrage you with his use of numbers, facts, and invective, and our dusty, neglected spreadshirt store, still open and waiting for you to sort through three years of mostly poorly designed product.

This is not true of the classical hipster ringer tee, which will be tight across the beer gut but highlights those pipes like nothing else, sir. And that's all the ladies are looking at--the pipes. And your penis. And your car.

9:00 EDT. Listen here. Hear you then.

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When are we going to see the “I HEART Haley LaFontaine” t-shirt??? I’ve been waiting for a year now.

I swear if you make it I’ll wear it to every Bama/LSU game for the rest of eternity

by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 12, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions

Even after being shamed by the Big 10 speed of Michigan, the “Space, Bitches, Space” shirt was never made.

by John on Aug 12, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

Keep ‘em coming. We’ll edit the shop and polish up new product over the weekend.

by Orson Swindle on Aug 12, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions

Make sure to discuss the number of Kimbo Slice and/or Jake the Snake impressions that are passing for “practice” down on the plains.

by Tater Salad on Aug 12, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions

Count us in for a crate of the “Space, Bitches, Space” T-shirts.

If they ever get made that is.

by Maize n Brew Dave on Aug 12, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions

Request: PLEASE keep the “best tailgate ever” undies for ladies. I’m about due for a new pair, actually..

by GatorAM on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions

Perhaps the EDSBS couch shirt but in team appropriate colors? I’ve been dying for one for the better part of 2 years, but haven’t pulled the trigget for the lack of an adequate scarlet. I’m sure purple, blue, gold, and burnt and/or Vol orange would all make moves like Cocaine Cowboys.

by WorstFan on Aug 12, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions

A few other random wants/biological needs: – A “MARK MANGINO SERIOUSLY DID NOT FIND THIS FUNNY” blue and white shirt and/or “Have a Great Day” shirts seem unavoidable, at best.

by WorstFan on Aug 12, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions