EDSBS LIVE: FEISTY MISANTHROPE PARTY EDITION
EDSBS LIVE! is tonight, and now back with extra market whoring thanks to Brian Cook, who will enrage you with his use of numbers, facts, and invective, and our dusty, neglected spreadshirt store, still open and waiting for you to sort through three years of mostly poorly designed product.
This is not true of the classical hipster ringer tee, which will be tight across the beer gut but highlights those pipes like nothing else, sir. And that’s all the ladies are looking at–the pipes. And your penis. And your car.
9:00 EDT. Listen here. Hear you then.










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PeterPumpkinhead says:
When are we going to see the “I HEART Haley LaFontaine” t-shirt??? I’ve been waiting for a year now.
I swear if you make it I’ll wear it to every Bama/LSU game for the rest of eternity
August 12th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
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John says:
Even after being shamed by the Big 10 speed of Michigan, the “Space, Bitches, Space” shirt was never made.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Keep ‘em coming. We’ll edit the shop and polish up new product over the weekend.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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Tater Salad says:
Make sure to discuss the number of Kimbo Slice and/or Jake the Snake impressions that are passing for “practice” down on the plains.
August 12th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
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Maize n Brew Dave says:
Count us in for a crate of the “Space, Bitches, Space” T-shirts.
If they ever get made that is.
August 12th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
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GatorAM says:
Request: PLEASE keep the “best tailgate ever” undies for ladies. I’m about due for a new pair, actually..
August 12th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
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WorstFan says:
Perhaps the EDSBS couch shirt but in team appropriate colors? I’ve been dying for one for the better part of 2 years, but haven’t pulled the trigget for the lack of an adequate scarlet. I’m sure purple, blue, gold, and burnt and/or Vol orange would all make moves like Cocaine Cowboys.
August 12th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
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WorstFan says:
A few other random wants/biological needs: – A “MARK MANGINO SERIOUSLY DID NOT FIND THIS FUNNY” blue and white shirt and/or “Have a Great Day” shirts seem unavoidable, at best.
August 12th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
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Harris says:
Can’t sign into the chat server. Forced to listed to Orson and Peter without the board. Am sad panda.
August 12th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
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Ryno says:
How about one with the simple “Orson Swindle’s Model Fucking Stamp of Approval” on the front.
That one was hillarious.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:23 am