Comments on: BLOGTOBERFEST: J. REMAN EDITION

By: EchoWhiskey

EchoWhiskey — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:06:24 +0000

Tried the Chelada last week during a run of tall boys. I’m liable to drink anything with alcohol in it, gasoline included, but that, my friends, is an undrinkable concoction. Later that week I happened to run into a guy who is Bud distributor and he said the stuff sells like crazy. Go figure.

By: COB

COB — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:33:48 +0000

Thus more evidence that Mexicans are inherently masochistic.

By: oc phil

oc phil — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:30:53 +0000

I drink nothing but grain alcohol and rainwater.

Purity of essense, bitches.

By: Sullivan013

Sullivan013 — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:38:53 +0000

I have to use my former college-aged eye-calculator to appraise that – as in ‘would I like to see/feel/taste that coming back up after over indulging?’

Nix Nein, Frankenstein. I’ll pass.

By: sb

sb — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:24:01 +0000

Insane @ #27…your comment brought my dirty, wet martini dangerously close to my keyboard. While I can truly appreciate your simile, I’ve changed too many diapers on frilly pantied little girls to automatically consider the humerous aspect of such a visual. The aroma alone provides stomach-turning aspects. Sorry.

That said, branch water with whisky or whiskey, but various other alcohols require slightly different treatment, and ultimately after some level of excess, it just doesn’t fuckin’ matter, so long as it is alcohol. As a matter of fact, I think I vaguely remember that after last years fuckin’ Auburn game at the Swamp and in the bullGator parking lot at two in the morning drinking what I was told was a bud-clam…after the nine tanqueray and tonics in the skybox and being told by a coed that I looked like her older sister’s husband whom she just “Loved”, I could drink anything and was beautiful. Sure felt like shit the next morning, but I couldn’t pin it on the bud-clam, so whatever.

By: WarDamnAdam

WarDamnAdam — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:00:20 +0000

“The perfect combination” …if you want to puke

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:48:19 +0000

Dear Cincy’s brain,

“Don’t you even fucking think about it”

Sincerely,
Cincy’s stomach

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:47:20 +0000

anything beyond a little branch water in your alcohol is just going to lengths to please your inner child… who is a frilly pantied little girl

By: Pants McPants

Pants McPants — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:46:49 +0000

I had to google “Clamato”, because I couldn’t believe it could possibly be what I thought, clam and tomato. Holy freaking crap. Why?

And I’m sure V-8 can be mixed with beer, but that’s irrelevant as long as vodka exists. And add some tabasco and worchestershire sauce to that too, please.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:43:02 +0000

Actually, not 3:5, a 3:2 ratio, as in 3 parts beer, 2 parts V-8. And yes, only an engineer can butcher math so badly.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:41:18 +0000

Miller Lite and V-8, 3:5 ratio, awesomeness.

Seriously, try it, you’ll like it.

By: Chips O'Toole

Chips O'Toole — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:28:00 +0000

In Canada they sell pre-mixed cans of Vodka and Clamato, known as “Cesars”. They actually aren’t half bad.

By: Skeet~O

Skeet~O — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:44:13 +0000

Just saw this whilst traveling in WbygodV, wondered what the hell sprung this geniusness.

By: Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin

Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:35:26 +0000

Whatever happened to the days a man didn’t have to drink something with vegetables and/or fruit in it before a football game? This is football for Christ sakes!! Go reclaim your balls from that glass jar and start drinking like a man again. I suggest boilermakers all day using Bud Diesel and some green label Jack. Nothing prepares you more to yell obscenities at other SEC fans (and ACC fans if your team is lucky enough to play a few).

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:26:09 +0000

Wait wait wait…when did Jake Locker get hurt? I can’t get in my quota of laughing at bad things happening to Ty if I never hear about them, dammit.