"YOU BETTER BURN SOME A T. BOONE'S MONEY"

I thought the “guns up” was a Texas Tech hand signal. Does OK State do it too?

Larry is about to meet the worst kind of death imaginable: being hacked to pieces by a giant wind turbine.

You don’t come to Movie Gallery Stadium talking trash. You’ll get your butt whooped.

Joke’s on Coach Larry when T. Boone lights up about five mill’ or so in $1s, $5s, and $10s he doesn’t feel like counting that weekend. The Coach Larry effigy alone will be a cool 500K.

Enough about OU Lite today.

Move on, nothing to see here, folks. Literally.

Gotta hand it to Blakeney, HE’S A MAN! HE’S 40!

That will never get old.

I cannot think about the dickfish without involuntarily clutching my junk.

Waiting until your two-time Sun-Belt-Player-of-the-Year QB and rising-star offensive coordinator to depart before tweaking the Cowboys: Is anyone else having flashbacks to that “Bad Idea Jeans” SNL ad from the mid-’80s?

Are those pod people?

Interesting fact dept:

(1.) Alabama and Auburn have never played Troy in football.
(2.) Troy has a lifetime 7-2 record against Louisiana-Monroe.

Things that make you go Hmmmmm.

Other interesting facts dept:

Arsenio Hall cringed at that last comment.

#5-

There can never be a quota on making fun of Aggie Lite/Dirt/Citrus Aggie/Crapface State. Yes, it is too easy and, yes, I have more fun laughing at the things texas players do in the offseason (and, many times, during the season). But, the fact stands that it is still and will always be a good time for all… maybe not the sheep. Those poor, poor sheep.

There’s an old Jerry Clower joke that ends with the line “I just want to make sure he knows that I’m a bull” about a bull more afraid of taking it in the pooper than getting mauled by a larger, more dominant bull. Larry is kind of like that. He put up billboards on I-65 proclaiming anybody, anywhere advertising their games against tOSU, LSU, and OkState this year. Soon, I’m sure he’ll call out Auburn and Alabama.

Candiru. Great Venture Brothers gag involving that fish and testicular torsion. I’ll leave that for another day.

#10

Louisiana-Monroe men’s sports has a recruiting budget of just over $87,000. This is the ENTIRE budget for men’s sports—football, basketball, etc.

Another thing that makes you go Hmmmmm….

Oklahoma St: Where $165 Million buys you 5th place in the Big XII South.

It’s a well known fact that FSU doesn’t always travel with it’s band.

It’s a little known fact that Oklahoma State doesn’t always travel with it’s defense.

#13: Blakeney’s at Troy and not the HC at AU because of the Eric Ramsey incident. I doubt he’d call out AU.

Calling out Bama isn’t even newsworthy any more, as Troy has been a better team than Bama for the last couple of years.

#16

And sometimes, UT (Texas) leaves the offense at home, much like the UT/OU LIte game last year. Luckily they showed up during the fourth quarter, scored 21 points and we won.

A tad bit embarrassing, but it ended up in W column so I guess we shouldn’t complain.

Last year, Nebraska traveled without its defense, and wouldn’t let it in the stadium during home games.

@17

NewAZTiger, that was just guilt by association (Pat “SGT. Schultz” Dye). LB wasn’t implicated in any of the cough incentive awards*cough*.

Or am I wrong? Seems like a good coach, helped make the transition to 1-A and has been there forever.

Losing to LA-Monroe by 7 is embarrassing. (As is losing to Troy by 18). I’m in no way trying to play that down here. Not at all. The memory of sitting in the stands and watching that are permanently seared into my retinas.

I will point out, though, that the loss hinged on two bizarre fumbles by one Mr. J Johns, currently charged with several nefarious crimes (those of you who follow the Fulmer Cup are intimately aware, I’m sure). Do we think, while he was involved in dealing drugs, he also could have been involved in gambling? Anyone?

Just what kind of odds could you have gotten on LA-Monroe beating Bama straight up?

Again, I’m not excusing the loss in ANY WAY. It shouldn’t have been anywhere close enough for that kind of thing to matter. I’m jus’ sayin’.

@17:

If that were true about Blakeny and Ramsey, shouldn’t Larry be on AU’s payroll and not Troy’s?

I’M AN OILMAN! I’M 80!

“Waiting until your two-time Sun-Belt-Player-of-the-Year QB and rising-star offensive coordinator to depart before tweaking the Cowboys: Is anyone else having flashbacks to that “Bad Idea Jeans” SNL ad from the mid-’80s?”

Um, nope. Said Sun Belt team has already kicked Okie State’s asses up and down the field once. There’s no pressure on a non-BCS team traveling to a BCS stadium, so what has he got to lose? Oooh, the Cowboys might get mad and kick Troy’s butts in Stillwater? BFD. Aren’t they supposed to do that?

Troy can do no worse than a split here. Which means they’ve already won. Which means their coach can rightfully woof a little.

Those kids around T Boone must be some of his newer version cyborgs. Their stare is freaky, man!, like they are lookin into my soul!

/clutching knees, rocking, in a corner, “they can’t find me, they’re not real! they’re not real!”

That chick in the upper right looks eerily like
Natalee Hollaway, the Alabama chick that went missing in Aruba…..things that make you go hmmmmmmm

1. Kevin Cosgrove is the greatest offensive coordinator in NCAA history.

the thing i admire about troy is that they will play anyone, anywhere, anytime.

all those beatings they took as cupcake filling went along way to make them into scrappy little brawlers. Troy is kinda like the Tony Montana of college football.

“You know somethin’? You can send me anywhere. Here, there, this, that; it don’t matter. There’s nothing you can do to me that [ X ] has not done.”

X = just about every BCS school that has played Troy in the past.

hunglikehussein @20

LB was the major fall guy. He was the one caught on Ramsey’s jockrecorder (“keep it down home, ’cuz”).

Thanks for reminding me why I can’t even piss in the YMCA pool anymore.

Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa’s face. They open zoos, insane asylums, prisons, burst water mains with air hammers, chop the floor out of passenger plane lavatories, shoot out lighthouses, file elevator cables to one thin wire, turn sewers into the water supply, throw sharks and sting rays, electric eels and candiru into swimming pools (the candiru is a small eel-like fish or worm about one-quarter inch through and two inches long patronizing certain rivers of ill repute in the Greater Amazon Basin, will dart up your prick or your asshole or a woman’s cunt faute de mieux, and hold himself there by sharp spines with precisely what motives is not known since no one has stepped forward to observe the candiru’s life-cycle in sito), in nautical costumes ram the Queen Mary full speed into New York Harbor, play chicken with passenger planes and busses, rush into hospitals in white coats carrying saws and axes and scalpels three feet long; throw paralytics out of iron lungs (mimic their suffocations flopping about on the floor and rolling their eyes up), administer injections with bicycle pumps, disconnect artificial kidneys, saw a woman in half with a two-man surgical saw, they drive herds of squealing pigs into the Curb, they shit on the floor of the United Nations and wipe their ass with treaties, pacts, alliances.

ahhh, vampire fish.