WELCOME TO TASTE PURGATORY. YOU'RE IN.

picturing wearing panties outside of a skirt has my mind reeling like I am pondering a mobius strip

Watching Barry Sanders run to Creed is like someone bringing me an ice cream sundae with runny shit instead of hot fudge.

If someone does a video of Shaun Alexander running to a Michael Bolton song….I’m gonna…..write a lengthy letter to my congressman

I can’t even make it past the first line of lyrics.

Seemed like a nostalgic tribute. And a bad one, at that. I almost googled to see if he died over the weekend.

WE CREATED LI-EEEEFFFFE!

You don’t want this in your movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Holly - seconded. All it took was four words ("Well ehhhee just huhhhhhurrrrd") to make me literally get a queasy feeling in my stomach.

To call Stapp the male equivalent of Celine Dion would be to do a disservice to Mrs. Dion and her fans.

Hey, even with David Caruso, Session 9 is an awesome movie.

The Creed “Behind the Music” special is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever watched.

Stapp: “We had totally lost control. I mean, I was doing 2, maybe three shots of Jagermiester before every show.”

Not even Jesus likes Creed.

By the way, does anyone else think David Caruso looks a little bit like a red-haired version of Nick Saban?

PAUL FINEBAUM: Well, it looks like y’all have lost to Auburn for the sixth year in a row.

NICK SABAN: Whatever. Auburn’s a good team. I tip my cap to ’em.

PAUL FINEBAUM: Aren’t you supposed to make some cuttingly sarcastic pun, like “You know what they say, seventh time’s the charm”?

NICK SABAN: I don’t have time for this shit.

ROGER DALTREY: YAHHHHHYEEEEEE!!!!

(credits roll)

I always loved how Barry would just flip the ball to the ref after every play. No bullshit from Barry, just solid football.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI
Jim Carey does Caruso.

Man, who in their right mind would put Creed on a Barry Sanders clip? Wouldnt it make more sense to put “With Arms Wide Open” on a Noel Devine highlight reel, since he probaly has “heard the news today, that his life is gonna change” about 8 or 9 times by now?
I am convinced that Barry Sanders could run head on into a 6 car pile up,and would come out unscathed….

when i lived in Birmingham years back i was friends with some of the radio DJs and they would always hook us up with backstage passes to concerts. Well, the only thing going on that night was Creed, so we went along but mostly to see the opener who was a killer young band. We were backstage and Stapp and the drummer (whoever) started talking shit because we had brought in a 12 pack of Miller Lite and they claimed it was their dressing room and Miller Lite trashy beer and they wouldn’t allow trashy beer in their dressing room.
The radio personality we were with replied “actually, prick, this is my greenroom, and you guys are big fucking douchebags, and i don’t want big fucking douchebags in my greenroom.”
Stapp gave us a look, and then like at the end of 8 Mile he flagged his posse out of the room with the good ol’ “come on, guys, this city sucks anyway.”

priceless jackassery.

/threadjack
Holy Shit! Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes died over the weekend? WTF??
RIP Chef and Ching-a-ling….

Ray Mauluga has seen your battle panties and he is not impressed.

I saw Creed in Birmingham way back before they blew up and played in Bham 20 more times over the next five years. If you haven’t seen the poker special Stapp was on a couple of years ago… enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQt9Ogpo4Xc

Nickelback stole the Pick of Destiny from Creed, who immediately broke up after losing their powers. Nothing else could explain the success of these two douchebands.

“Douchebands.” I like it!

that’s a great video if you turn down the sound. I’d like to say thanks again to Pat Jones for keeping Barry on the bench for his freshman and sophomore seasons. That Thurman Thomas guy was good…but nothing like Sanders.

Thank you Holly. I am truly honored by your endorsement and await your preseason rankings with great anticipation.

ah session 9, a fine film with deep dialogue like:

“What are you doing here?”
“What are YOU doing here?”

1000 cocktails to you Orson for reminding me of that hilariously awful film.

That song had NO BUSINESS being on that clip.

I read the words up to the video, hit play, and waited for a T Boone Pickens Lemon Party or something equally horrible. Then I read the rest of the post and realized that I had both my brain and the sound in the off position.

Middle aged confusion FTW!

Noel Devine…he’s going to make a lot of plays like this this year and the next two.

“IKE! Do your impression of David Caruso’s career!”

“Ifs mai tourn!!”

(plummets to ground below)