Comments on: GEORGIA BEGINS SEASON WITH HUMILIATING LOSS

By: hometeamdawg

hometeamdawg — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:04:30 +0000

This bothered me until we got revenge in the Olympics. Georgia 3, Russia 2…in beach volleyball.

By: Ron Boggs

Ron Boggs — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:44:50 +0000

Nuts!

And – not peaanuts.

This all Jimmy Carter’s fault. The Ruskies found out he lives in Georgia and knew what a spineless bed-wetting wimp he has been his whole life.

They wouldn’t have stood a chance in Athens where 90,000 well-lubed Bulldog fans lined up single file for one-on-one rasslin matches with with a sober LSU bengal in a cage.

The mother f—ing commies dared not to cross into the USA State of Georgia.

If the Russians were scared of Pittsburgh Steelers fans during the Cold War, they’ve never seen the Ft. Benning Rangers go through every enemy the USA faced for the last century. Talk about hot knives cutting through butter……………. the butter and the Ruskies will get whipped.

Tanks? Bring em on! Bring more of em on! We’ll send up just one stealth fighter from Dobbins AFB just outside of Atlanta and he’ll knock out every one sitting in a Red Army tin lizzy faster than you can say “Star Wars”.

As for the Georgia Bulldogs, I don’t care if they win one – or 21 games. The Russians can go straight to Hell!

By: FerrolDawg

FerrolDawg — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:42:41 +0000

Penn Wagers was recently seen running a gulag in Northern Siberia (or Eastern South Carolina…same difference)….then all of a sudden he’s in Moscow refereeing? Somethin’ ain’t right in Red Land folks cause i’m pretty sure that Rashad Jones late hit on a tank was incidental contact….at least for the tank.

By: SpartanDan

SpartanDan — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:07:26 +0000

Beautiful.

By: shanensga

shanensga — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:54:47 +0000

So, We are invaded from the North again. Wasn’t burning Atlanta enough for you Yankee bastards? Now You have to mess with Knowshon? Well enough is enough! I am coming for You and You had damn well better give back My Great Grandma’s spoons!

By: Joey

Joey — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:39:23 +0000

#8 — Nah, France would have been a no-win scenario. If you beat ‘em, everybody says, “Big deal; you and every other two-bit rabble with a tank, a Mauser, or a really big stick and testicles.” And god forbid you lose to them, then you’ll NEVER hear the end of it. Of course, they’d love you in Ann Arbor for knocking them off the “laughingstock” perch.

Besides, ever since Napoleon retired after the embarassing loss @ THE Coalition, the “Fleeing Frogs” have been murder on a team’s SoS. Just look what they did to Germany’s championship hopes . . . twice.

By: Meg

Meg — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:58:48 +0000

Trinton Sturdivant didn’t see that Russian sniper in the corner of the stadium today that took out his knee. Damn!

By: 80dawg

80dawg — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:48:56 +0000

I can’t find Stalin on my roster, is he from Ocilla?

By: Columbus Dawg

Columbus Dawg — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:11:12 +0000

The Russians obviously didn’t realize that Georgia had a freshman named Rambo on the roster.

Russian Commander: Who do you think this man is? God?

Col. Trautman: No, God would have mercy. He won’t.

By: Bobak

Bobak — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:46:22 +0000

Brilliant!

By: EaglePecker

EaglePecker — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:28:08 +0000

The Russians used their superior intelligence gathering and targeted known UGA marshalling areas. With lightning efficiency, Russian spetnatz forces destroyed The Varsity and the Clarke County Jail, thereby nullifying any hope of a Bulldog rally.

By: N. Bonaparte

N. Bonaparte — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:05:48 +0000

@29

Second That

By: Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili

Iosef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:36:18 +0000

#31, #37 – Yes he was, but he turned his back on that when he took power. Georgia had split off after the revolution and Stalin was the one that sent the red army in to crush the independent republic that had formed. He also worked to eradicate their native culture in favor of the mainline russian culture that was built in to soviet rule, which was true of all the lands united into the usssr actually.

Whether or not he ever renounced his past I couldn’t say… I remember a good bit of my history, but not that much.

By: donkeydawg

donkeydawg — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:24:06 +0000

Kinda reminds me of a moment back in ‘89, when Bush 41 sent troops into Panama City, and the office of Georgia S.S.R. Politburo member Sam Nunn got a call from a woman asking if it was safe to go to Destin.

By: DawgInFla

DawgInFla — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:19:46 +0000

the pic alone is hilarious. good stuff!