COUNTDOWN: 17

Somebody farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh

Kirby, Kyle, and Perelli. Larry Coker: “Recruiter of Distinction.”

where are these guys? in Beijing? check out the smog

You can almost smell the apartment fires raging on the outskirts of Coral Gables. Great shot, Holly.

Dude, put out that blunt we are about to hit the field. By the way, do you have any extra bullets?

In related news….

The Coral Gables fire department was called out to President Shalala’s annual Sappho Society bratwurst “grill and shrill.”

Dude. The picture was taken in Durham NC.

Amazing…I look forward to the countdown more than just about anything else these days.

Definitely isn’t Miami. Bears a vague resemblance to Wallace Wade in Durham, but no hedges there. I am curious…

Close; it’s UNC. See the blues?

I do see a yuppie prick in sky blue on the left! I’m sure he smugly talked about their superior academics not hampering the North Carolina win after it was finished.

you can’t tell . . . but in the background is the UNC basketball team on the porch – that’s where they tailgate prior to watching what was one of the shittiest teams in the ACC.

My, my, my how Gators fans so quickly forget. The guns and bullets comments would really hurt if we were the ones with 8 player arrests in as many months.

Urban really should be in PR. The Harvin/Rainey fight sure is being covered up quite nicely.

Oh well, we’re just poor 20 pt underdog miami with our multitude of issues, 5-7 season, freshmen qb, little havanians, luther campbell, ghetto coach, etc etc

Boy, I suppose I just dont need to turn on the tv sept 6th.

Congrats gator fans, theres just no reason to play the game and waste your valuable time. Everyone, to the swamp! Shots are on me!

Re: the Harvin/Rainey “fight” – well, if it was reported on the grassy boards, it MUST be true.

ps – you do realize that a significant amount of the people having a little fun at the U’s expense in this thread aren’t Gators right?

pps- If you’re offering to buy shots for everyone, I hope you graduated from UM med school – or short of that, are the Rock taking time away from making your latest shitty action movie to check out opposing team boards – as there will actually be, you know, people at the UF game, as opposed to the empty seats of the Orange Bowl – may she rest in piece.

ppps – Look at it this way, since you don’t have to watch the game, you’ll be able to beat the line at Space. Free entry before midnight with the password, and remember: dress to impress.

@myself – “rest in piece”. Lol, Freudian slip.

You know why the UF-Miami game isn’t a big rivalry? Not enough smack talk.

canesville @# 13…I think your envy and bitterness is showing. Yeah, I do have a doctorate in the obvious, but sometimes it works out ok. I’ll be lookin’ for the shots…where’ll you be?

Dr SB #17,
Dont know where my gator buddies will be dragging me. I’m sure some lovely establishments have opened since the last time I set foot in gainesvegas.

And contrary to popular gator belief, I will not show up in a raft and I do prefer sushi to rice and beans.

No, I dont carry a glock or rock out to the 7th floor crew.

I will be looking forward to a jort, mullet, and trailer packed weekend though.

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I bet it would be if you guys played more than once every 10 years, on average. There’s a lot of untapped potential in the UF-Miami matchup.

Canesport @ #18…clothing, hairstyle and portable housing generalities aside, here’s to hoping your Gator handlers show you the fine side of Gainesburg…I can’t go back without revisiting the specific locations where high levels of debouchery have devolved into wonderful memories.

Oh, and I use “jd” instead of “dr”…so I guess it would be something like Mr. Obvious, jd instead of Dr. Obvious…just sayin’, but thanks anyway for the respect…it was hard-earned (read: getting slapped for being a smart-ass).