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1
Expat Ohioan says:
Res ipsa loquitur.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
2
gindole says:
My god, there is so much irony in that picture. I don’t even know where to begin. Awesome!
August 8th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
3
twogreattastes says:
The kid on the left and in the center must have won some contest at their local middle school to accompany the Buckeyes at the BCS Championship Game. They look about 21 years old – combined.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
4
Tony the Tiger says:
This is the greatest picture of all time!
August 8th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
5
blon57 says:
ad impossibile nemo tenetur
loosely translated: don’t set your heart on something that is impossible to achieve
I knew those four years of Latin would come in handy one day.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
6
hobeg8r says:
So close….and yet so far.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
7
Kanu says:
Obvious now why tOSU lost to UF & LSU; dude on the left is 12.
So young Tressel couldn’t give him an Escalade, but I bet he has one of those bitchin’ tricked out vato beach cruiser bikes with rims and the whole 9.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
8
Pants McPants says:
I didn’t have the slightest idea who those people were, and after reviewing Ohio State’s roster that season, I still really don’t….and I’m an OSU fan…
August 8th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
9
Biggus Rickus says:
The dude on the left was photoshopped in from a 10th Grade drama class production of Wildcats: The Musical wasn’t he?
August 8th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
10
Ryno says:
Damn, how’d they get Richard Jefferson to work security for this event?
August 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
11
rtr says:
So that’s what happened to Scut Farkas from A Christmas Story.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
12
The Song of Hiawatha Francisco says:
@10 — Nice. I was going to go with a Clark Kellogg joke until it occurred to me that that might actually be Clark Kellogg.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
13
Diablo del sol says:
You can look but you can’t touch.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
14
Doug says:
Les Miles would like you bitches to stop breathing on his trophy, k thx.
And have a great day.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
15
Holly says:
Considering their team affiliation, I would’ve gone Bring It On with “You can look but don’t you hump.”
August 8th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
16
COB says:
It’s not OSU’s fault everyone else gagged. There were better teams than OSU last year, OSU just managed to gag early enough that everyone else gagged after them (or twice before). For UGA fans who still feel slighted from 2007, just remember one thing…keep your cheeks together vs. UT and everything might work out this year.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/2002/bowls/news/2003/01/03/dorsey_struggles_ap/t1_dorsey_ap.jpg
I hope this or a variation thereof makes it to a countdown.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
17
The Holy Grail says:
“A Bridge to Far” … 35 has to be the freaking kicker… 20 days… it might as well be 100 days….. even the fact that I am a Big Ten Fan I cannot cheer for the Fuckeyes… opps.. Buttfuckers… opps… I mean… tOSU
August 8th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
18
Glenn says:
#39: “It’s sooo pretty!!”
#48: “I gotta send this pic to my stylist.”
#56: “Why did LSU send us KY-jelly before coming out here?…”
August 8th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
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hobeg8r says:
I’m guessing that Ohio does not have child labor laws.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
20
gatorphunk says:
Holly, thank you for the Bring It On reference, but now I have a visual of Perriloux chanting “I’m wanted, I’m hot. I’m everything you’re not!”
Replace “Miles” with “Perriloux,” and it’s equally disturbing.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
21
Biggus Rickus says:
Which in turn I say to Perilloux, “That’s all right! That’s okay! You’re gonna pump our gas someday!”
August 8th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
22
John says:
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
23
TAFKastOSUB says:
Raise your hand if you wish your team was 4-2 in BCS Bowls and 1-2 in NCGs in the last 6 years, with the one victory coming over the best of the three teams, as Miami was the defending, undefeated NC, riding a 34 game win streak. My guess is that no one other than LSU and USC is raising their hands….exactly….
Raise your hand if you have 7 of those in your trophy case, along with 7 Heisman trophies. Bueler….Bueler…anyone?
Raise your and if you have less than 6 points in the ALL-TIME FULMER CUP STANDINGS. Florida 33, LSU 12…holla
Raise your hand if your team is 6-1 against Michigan in its last 7 games against them. Florida, Alabama, Auburn, Penn State, Wisconsin, Mich State….anyone….
Yeah we shit in coolers too…bring it on.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
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tbone says:
Bigus Rickus – That’s alright, that’s ok, I’m going to pump your wife one day.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
25
ryan says:
TAFKastOSUB at #23
thank you for reminding me and everyone else why people hate ohio state fans
August 8th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
26
TAFKastOSUB says:
If you haven’t discovered my sarcasm by now you never will.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
27
Biggus Rickus says:
tbone,
HA Touché.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
28
gatorphunk says:
Biggus Rickus @ 21 – Awesome. I dig you the most.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
29
ALGator says:
“Raise your hand if you have 7 of those in your trophy case, along with 7 Heisman trophies. Bueler….Bueler…anyone? ”
Ohio State only has one BCS championship trophy just like Florida… who won it by both stomping a mudhole in the buckeyes and making it look easy all at the same time… WORD G-MONEY!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
30
Holly says:
Where “sarcasm” = “defensive blustering”. Gotcha.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
31
InsaneCoachPosse says:
I would have used another quote
But fame is fleeting as the wind and glory fades away; There were no wild and woolly cheers, no glad acclaim this day.” – Grantland Rice in Casey’s Revenge
August 8th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
32
Ltrain says:
Raise your hand if you are wearing a sweatshirt and posting from a public library right now…
August 8th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
33
poguemahone says:
I don’t recognize any of those kids (and I do mean kids). Who knew walk-ons were invited to photo day?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
34
gosouthgohard says:
Dude on the left looks like he’s about to snatch the trophy and replace it with a sack of rocks of equal size.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
35
haybeav says:
Isn’t ironic….Don’t you think?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
36
Holly says:
Photo credits say it’s Andrew Good, Jon Thoma, and Dimitrios Makridis. Anyone?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
37
Crabapple Buck says:
There is one just like it in Columbus. Next year it will be a matched set. Which one of you SEC teams wants to be first?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
38
Holly says:
Which one of you SEC teams wants to be first?
You mean after Florida ‘06 and LSU ‘07? So, third?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
39
MikeLew says:
@Holly- That’s correct…..Good is a kicker, Thoma a punter, and Makridis was a Long Snapper
August 8th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
40
chuy says:
I bet those guys aren’t even on the team. It’s well established that OSU fans think it’s cool for grown men to wear their favorite player’s jersey to the game/sports bar…
It’s not, BTW…
August 8th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
41
Crabapple Buck says:
Holly, I was referring to the first SEC team to lose to tOSU in a bowl game. You know it will happen someday. We’ll never forget the first one.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
42
poguemahone says:
Oh, special teamers. Well, that explains it. They’d be starting offensive linemen on most Big Ten teams, in all honesty.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
43
Holly says:
Dude on the left looks like he’s about to snatch the trophy and replace it with a sack of rocks of equal size.
I thought the same thing. And that hat would cover his head and entire face.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
44
Pitt13-wvu9 says:
Fulmer Cup update:
I just found this today, from a couple days ago –
http://community.post-gazette.com/blogs/collegesports/archive/2008/08/02/wvupdate-for-openers.aspx
“In the “Oops” category, receiver Kendall Washington is listed in the Mountaineers ‘ 2008 media guide, headshot and bio and everything on page 94, even though he hasn’t been with the program since May and seemingly won’t be back – particularly since he ended July in the Stark County jail in his native Ohio…”
Is anyone actually dumb enough to fall for this? How could he be any more “on the team” short of wearing his uniform to the murder? You don’t “accidently” include ex-players in your media guide that have been dismissed “months” before. Its garbage.
WVU is getting JOBBED. And after what we did to them in the Backyard Brawl, they’re due to finally win a national championship…even if its of a different sort. I can’t believe you’re going to let your SEC bias overcome the TRUTH.
THEY KILL PEOPLE TO WIN. THEY WANT IT MORE.
Someone provide ONE piece of evidence that says he wasn’t on the team, written BEFORE he killed someone. ONE. WVU is making a MOCKERY of a serious matter. The Fulmer Cup needs credibility.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
45
Pitt13-wvu9 says:
Pages from media guide? Not a problem.
http://tinyurl.com/wvumurder
August 8th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
46
blon57 says:
#44
I’m not here to defend WVU…
I do this sort of thing for a living and yes, it may be possible that he was dumped in May and he still ended up in the media guide. These types of publications are laid out, and usually printed, months in advance. Or it may have fallen through the cracks, so to speak, in SID’s office. If the guide was ready to go to the printer in May, someone may have neglected to pull his bio.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
47
Crabapple Buck says:
Orrrrrrr, the couch burning hillbillies lied, and he was just on double secret probation.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
48
Holly says:
Or we all need to chillax, and focus on what’s important here, which is how soon we can get “THEY KILL PEOPLE TO WIN. THEY WANT IT MORE.” on a t-shirt.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
49
Will Collier says:
Damn, Mellencamp. That’s just cold.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
50
Pitt13-wvu9 says:
#48…
T-shirt? Ask and ye shall receive….
http://tinyurl.com/farfrom
August 8th, 2008 at 9:13 pm