Comments on: THE THEORY OF CHASE DANIEL

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:55:29 +0000

Jared Lorenzen owns a Super Bowl ring.

Crack is whack!

By: NCT

NCT — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:55:35 +0000

“Sunglass Hut Romeo”? I like it. It’s kinda like “Six Flags good-lookin’” (for those who may not have a Six Flags nearby, picture almost any reasonably attractive coed in Gainesville — orange skin and yella hair, or vice versa, if she’s doing her part to bolster the “party school” rep).

By: IvoryTower

IvoryTower — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:45:08 +0000

Fat quarterbacks. Just one thing that the SEC does better. I’m lookin’ at you Jared Lorenzon. Because, seriously, how could anyone miss you?

By: The Song of Hiawatha Francisco

The Song of Hiawatha Francisco — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:24:29 +0000

@12 — What about Exploded Kidnapper of Bruce Willis’s Daughter? Negron was a tour de force in that role.

By: Dante

Dante — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:08:49 +0000

37 year old pizza delivery guy?! I was wondering what Taylor Negron was up to lately. That sneaky guy pretending to be a Big 12 quarterback. I guess it’s better than being a mailman, Chevy Chase’s snooty friend or a liquor store clerk.

By: texuxx

texuxx — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:58:27 +0000

That fat toad still has nightmares of Curtis Lofton.

By: PeteJayhawk

PeteJayhawk — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:54:17 +0000

#9: Jayhox? in MY EDSBS? It’s more likely than you think. See you tomorrow.

And…hey, there’s nothing wrong with the mighty chinstrap, as long as the wearer is fully aware that it makes him (or her, I suppose) look kind of silly. I myself am fully aware I look like a biker bar bouncer/ Limp Bizkit roadie with it, yet I do not care, because I do not have a tribal and/or barbed wire tattoo.

By: Jayhox

Jayhox — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:22:39 +0000

Go watch the tape of the second half of the Big XII title game last year and tell me you still like Chase. He is a whiny bitch and completely took his team out of the game when OU got in his head.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:13:13 +0000

In truth, SunGlass hut Romeo shares a townhome with “Overly ripped, HGH using Footlocker Manager” and “Desperate to become a Sous Chef Cinnabon Glazer”

By: TIGERinATL

TIGERinATL — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:59:59 +0000

Orson,

Thank you for 1) the term “Sunglass Hut Romeo” and 2) the image of Saban parachuting into Tiger Stadium.

By: DC Domer

DC Domer — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:58:12 +0000

There needs to be a refresher of the old ‘People We Love’ post before the season starts. That was one of the best posts you ever did, Orson…

By: blon57

blon57 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:16:45 +0000

Well, if you keep working out at the gym, you can have income in your retirement years.

By: carlinthemarlin

carlinthemarlin — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:55:28 +0000

If you’re 90 and still looking at porn, you are either 1) crazy or 2) in incredible health for your age. I mean, seriously, what 90 year old is going to pop viagra so he can look at 70 year tits? Hugh Hefner laughs at Japan while surrounded by naked 27 year old models and bottles of fine Scotch.

By: Oops Pow Surprise

Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:49:37 +0000

Look at it this way–if you’re 90, that’s some barely legal shit there.

By: haybeav

haybeav — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:47:55 +0000

Bravo, Orson. +1