Comments on: THE ODDS: FULMER CUP LATECOMERS

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:50:37 +0000

The sleeper pick wont be USF, it will be Jax State……,
Spread Offense=Scientology in the NCAA…….if you do it right you will be successful.
Signed,

Urban Meyer and Rich Rodriquez
(Everything I know about Scientology, I learned from
Nip Tuck)

By: JD

JD — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:55:36 +0000

Anyone who references Duke Phillips’ genetically modified vegetables from The Critic wins the Internet.

#4 – I believe USF is clocking in at a cool zero points so far in the Fulmer Cup. And you’re actually going to believe anything that came out of Nick Saban’s mouth?

By: Bull-Gator

Bull-Gator — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:34:58 +0000

Correction, meant that @4

By: Bull-Gator

Bull-Gator — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:23:38 +0000

@3
I was unaware that Nick Saban was a swindle fan. Douche bag, obviously, but EDSBS reader is surprising.

By: Busted Draft Pick

Busted Draft Pick — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:41:32 +0000

Maurice Clarett’s only regret is that he uncorked the Gray Goose-Assault Rifle-Kevlar Vest trifecta three years AFTER being tossed out by Ohio State.

The man is a bona fide legend in the annals of CFB malfeasance. But as a Fulmer Cup achiever, he’s got no game. Kind of like Kendall Washington.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:33:24 +0000

South park, dude, South park.

By: cv

cv — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:27:30 +0000

Where does Slick Rick stand?

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:10:19 +0000

“some not-so-bright skill position players..”

Are there any other kind?

By: spartymike

spartymike — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:24:30 +0000

That is an outstanding representation of ‘Cane football.

By: irishoutsider

irishoutsider — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:34:57 +0000

Desperate times, Swindle. Desperate times.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:20:22 +0000

um, why would stafford be in peril?

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:14:40 +0000

The image of Pete Carroll seems so believable, if a little less grandiose than he deserves. Y’know with all the lives he’s saved from the hard streets of Compton.

By: UFJim

UFJim — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:10:45 +0000

You also forgot that USF has their “choicest” selections from kids that cannot (for academic or disciplinary reasons) get into the following univerisities, in no particular order (but yes, in order)

UF
FSU
Miami
UCF
FIU
FAU
Barry University
Palm Beach Community College
ITT technical institute

Long story short, seeing how USF’s team has fielded this year, you better keep your eyes open for that ITT tech team. They got a beast for an offensive line

By: PushJerk

PushJerk — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:59:02 +0000

When did scientology become the it-reference for 2008?

By: SEC Haiku

SEC Haiku — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:56:34 +0000

Forget not U K
Stafford may be in peril
Dicky Lyons dreams…