CURIOUS INDEX, 8/7/2008

Looks like UGA and Evil Richt have spwaned some Celebration copycats:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8i9xfEHxvE

At about the 2:03 mark you can all behold LSU Strength Coach Tommy Moffett’s patented Atlas Workout. Push the Earth in 2 sets of 5 rotations. Look at what it did for Glenn Dorsey.

think the dr.’s nickname in med school was pete “in flagrante” indelicato?

yeah, me neither

I would definitely NOT want to play keep-away with RJF – any toy/food/girl that man wants, he gets

#4, so RJF is like El Guapo?

If you plan projecting the EDSBS logo onto a building, you might as well borrow Les Miles’ hat. Of course, there are the logistics of acutally transporting the hat to the Georgia Dome..I would suggest a flatbed truck.

I like the “Meyer doesn’t care if he plays a down” bit. Did the reporter have an ironic grin on his face as he typed that or is he just that…I hesitate to say dumb, so let’s go with naive.

When I was completing 100hrs of Community Service I met a guy that was getting 2hrs of Service signed off on for every 1hr he shoveled elephant shit at the zoo. I stuck to shelving books at the public library.

Urban Meyer doesn’t know what you were insinuating with that comment, Biggus @ #7, but he didn’t like it. That was a bad deal. And that comment is going to forever remain on the minds of Urban Meyer and this football team.

The offensive line coach for the Jets, the man in now in charge of protecting Brett Favre, is Bill Callahan.

@Allahver – I got 25 hrs one summer.

Got assigned to the local YMCA. I thought that would be cool, but instead of playing basketball or hanging around the pool, the ‘manager’ had me pulling weeds in 100 degree NC heat.

Naturally, I complained and got reassigned to the local VFW.
Where a Vietnam vet had me dig a foot deep, 25 foot long ditch for no apparent reason.

The lesson? Don’t complain about community service.

I would think that UF fans would love to switch Moreno for Harvin?

Cubehead @10

Interesting, I wonder who would do better on Brett Favre’s line: John Madden? Or Callahan’s Nebraska playbook…

What about getting the Sporting News to buy a commercial spot for you during the broadcast.

The entire commercial could be a 30 second recounting of the Golden Unicycle Diaries, then show the website with a burning couch, and its over.

Your server would certainly crash.

Then again, you could just bring a cooler full of beer, and hand them out as you stretch a huge banner out to a bunch of people in the middle of the crowd and get them to hold the banner up (idea #2 is probably a lot cheaper).

If you want attention for your EDSBS sign, get Blondie from the Clermont to hold it up. Bonus points for Bama body paint.

dammit, accountant does not equal taxes people. There are other kinds of accountants that don’t do taxes.

/nitpicking

oh and that Ronnie Wilson thing is shaping up to become embarrassing. Someone needs to make sure he keeps out of trouble for the rest of the year.

Helium blimp, that way you can easily move it up or down until it fits in the camera the way you would like.

And if you dont care for Alabama or Clemson fans, you could always use hydrogen instead, which could make for a memorable CollegeGameDay experience…

@11 – I got 40 hours one summer when my legion baseball coach was the sheriff. He made me rake the field two or three times and signed off on the whole 40. Since I sure wasn’t a 5 star recruit, it was the one time my athletic “status” was actually a benefit in a slimy way. I was so proud…….

I paid my community service hours with straight cash. I didn’t have time for that shit.

Dude I must protest your slander of accoutants. We keep the heads in the freezer. It’s simply not cost effective on a kwh basis to use the frig for that sort of thing. I shall be watching for a correction…and some mowing, edging and weeding wouldn’t hurt either!

@12

Every UGA hope, prayer, wish, dream and fantasy of a MNC rests on Moreno. A simple pulled hamstring would crush their season. The UF Offense will still continue to roll without Percy for a game or two. Now, the UF Defense….

Accountants would never kill somebody over a slovenly flower garden. They would simply show up at 4 in the morning and reorganize it by height and color (Roy G. Biv, people).

Brockel is just more proof that outside of Matt Spaeth, tight ends are the smartest football players on the field.

It is now “Ron” Wilson, thank you, and it was excellent timing on his part to pull himself together in time for the season.

And I would not trade Harvin for Moreno…’cause I can actually spell “Percy”.

I’m really hoping to see a sign that incorporates the words “fuck” and “lion” in some fashion, i.e. “Corso has a fuck lion.”

Ronnie loves guns. Ron hates guns. That’s the difference, people.

Oh, and the Gators now have a slogan for the season.

How about,

Corso Fuck Lion Threat Level: ORANGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbtTPYZEig

this is how to get it up on gameday…

How about something like this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kameraflage ) to get the edsbs sign into the background.

Bat signal. Or EDSBS wears jorts.

The other advantage of using a dedicated freezer for severed heads is that it’s easier to amortize the purchase and operating costs, as well as manage your income tax deductions.

I’m not an accountant, but I was raised by one. Which is why I don’t look at failure to garden as a reason for the chop – but if that old bat next door doesn’t get the collapsed section of fence fixed, she’s going to be soylent green and a hood ornament in witing.

Use a giant, 3 person puppets the use in parades where one person has the torso/head and the others have hands connected with cloth for arms. You can do all sorts of funny poses and really get their attention.

I suggest we brand EDSBS on the side of a Fuck Lion and place the Home Depot hat on that sucker and parade it down to see if Corso’s head will fit in it’s mouth.

Judging by the number of Fuck Lion Posts made (I posted mine before reading the thread), I’m thinking an EDSBS lion has got to happen.

I have to be honest, I was very happy for RJF when he managed to become eligible for the MNC. It was good to see that a student athlete can apply himself and raise those grades to point where he is allowed to play. As a Buckeye fan and a college football fan, it’s nice to see such hard work and stick-to-itivness pay off…………………could someone please ask him if we can have our Right Guard and Center’s heads back, we kinda need them for this season, TIA.

I work in a building that borders Centennial Park in downtown Atlanta. Do you guys recognize that on Aug 30 the hotels will be full of both ’bama and Clemson fans as well as DragonCon types??

And EDSBS trying to punk Gameday??? I would not miss that for the world. send me an email, I’ll do what I can.

Big sign.

“Alabama Crimson Tide
2008 Fulmer Cup Champions
edsbs.com”

I’ll pay $50 for anyone who can get a sign on television that says:

EDSBS Does Not Have Time for This Shit.

Work at prominent steakhouse next to park and can’t wait for Bama fan to arrive (haven’t seen you lately first weekend in December) to see if there is truth behind the legend. However if the staff had it’s druthers, we’d have the very generous tipping, cabernet, and Crown drinking fans of LSU make Atlanta “Baton Rouge East”!! Razorback and Vol fans can stay home and watch Brent and Kirk!

I have plans to be in Atlanta on the 30th and would love to help with the infiltration or walking up with a sign or whatever you have to do to get by Gameday security. I ask only this: whatever I do to help cannot prevent me from a) finding a T.V. by kickoff, b) getting intoxicated to the point that I can quote/remember/believably make up reasons why Saban/Alabama makes Neil Armstrong look like the underacheiving pussy that he is without having to say “But if you think about it…” first, and c) finding at least a few hour to spend at DragonCon because I had no idea that all this goodness would be going on under one roof on the same weekend. Seriously, e-mail me if you need a hand.