LES MILES WANTS YOU TO HAVE A PLAN.

you have to give to those wiley louisianaians . . .they are nothing if not subtle. the fake field goal hidden in the hurricane evac and the “have a great day” on the back of the tiger big rig. we’ll not miss their meaning.

Would we have them any other way? We would not. I fully expect Miles to take the field this year with custom purple and gold Truck Nutz dangling from his ballcap.

Running an option with your kicker as the pitch man? Testicles of adamantium, friends. It’s like his world is color, while we’re all seeing it in sepiatone. I couldn’t come up with that if I had a thousand mes and a thousand blank playbooks and a thousand years.

The flip side annoucement with the LA Governer also has its own subtle puchline…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve_md3RhCkE&feature=related

You’ll note that the chalkboard behind them is blank. Les has a plan but the state of La. does not. Par for the course for those who witnessed their Katrina efforts.

Miles has put together a damn STRONG PLAN.

I want to know who put that play on the chalkboard…no way Les is that talented as an artist.

Actually we were pretty shitty against the spread last year, IIRC.

Tommy Tuberville’s hurricane evacuation plan? Bags of Golden Flake chips planted at the Alabama-Tennessee border

That’s not a play on a chalkboard, Orson.

That’s actually alternate routes on backroads mapped out since the La. Dept. of Transportation ALWAYS works on the interstate during Hurricane Season & even when the contraflow plan is implemented early it rarely goes off w/o a hitch

Florida’ new evacuation plan uses Ronnie Wilson as head of crowd control on I-95.

Hurricanes? Pffft. App State have to worry about drowning in fast-moving mountain streams! Aghh, I’m drowning in a foot of class-2 rapids!

“You can’t swim by yourself, that’s dangerous! -Coco “Ewok” Hillary, WR Appalachian State

Forgot the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICV-U9fsEo

I really don’t think that’s a fake FG. It looks like a 4-wide shotgun set. What they’re trying to accomplish in that play, though, only Les Miles and Trindon Holliday know. I have to imagine that play consists of Holliday using his 3.8 40 speed to fly to the end zone.

Hard to tell, WarCardinals. If it’s a FG formation, it’s certainly unorthodox (normally it’s the outside blockers that are a step back) – but given that this is Miles, it’s certainly not implausible.

Hell, that looks like the play Wottsomatta U. beat the Mud City Wranglers with in the last play of regulation.

Perfect Bullwinkle spiral.

Fake FG? Maybe if Les has figured out how to get the defense to only put 6 on the line… The tip-off might be the kicker/QB standing directly behind the center (has George Blanda been given another year of eligibility by the NCAA?). It might be a fake punt, but there are no gunners. If you really want to know what the play is, watch the routes the receivers run – they spell out the word SUX!

One And Done @ 9 – Contraflow? We don’t need no stinking Contraflow!