Comments on: DENNIS FRANCHIONE, SOON-TO-BE RADIO FLOOZY

By: FanofFran

FanofFran — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:13:55 +0000

I’m glad you guys think you know everything about football and the reason why he made the choices he has. I’m glad you all are soo perfect and wonderful…why haven’t I heard about any of you? I heard he’s the sixth winningest coach of all time. What are you? Little piss ons that have nothing better to do with your meaningless lives except pick on a great man and a great football coach.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:27:37 +0000

Against my rules, I’m posting my website here. Dennis is welcomed as a senior mold remediator.

$15 an hour. Documentation required. Have to pay for his certification caleess postscript.

By: Aggilicious

Aggilicious — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:30:51 +0000

@#9: you know anyone we can pay to insure this happens?

By: King Harvest

King Harvest — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:34:34 +0000

Fran = tampon

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:09:51 +0000

Doug, that does make things more interesting.

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:06:40 +0000

I read a story on that this morning in which I somehow managed to read “Dave Barnett” as “Gary Barnett,” which nearly made me reroute my breakfast all over my keyboard. Just having Franchione in there is bad enough, but a Franchione/Gary Barnett combo in the booth would be the douchiest thing since sliced douche.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:58:18 +0000

I put the over-under on the amount of time before he is shot with a hunting rifle from 200 yards away at 12 minutes.

If Bama fans get ahold of him, it’s going to look like Fallujah all over again.

By: haybeav

haybeav — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:32:42 +0000

I wonder if he’ll “hold the rope” where ever he lands this time.

By: Holly

Holly — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:31:13 +0000

If he gets on Sporting News radio, that makes him a colleague, meaning you can invite him onto EDSBS live and let PB poke him with pointy sticks, right?

By: intellidouche

intellidouche — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:14:38 +0000

It looks like I get to be the first one to make a joke about Fran’s man-boobs.

Aw hell, I got nothing.

By: them oklahoma

them oklahoma — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:44:17 +0000

I wonder if Franny’s show/articles will be a premium pay service. Seemed to do well with it last year.

By: blon57

blon57 — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:37:21 +0000

That never kept ESPN from hiring Lou Holtz. Well, he had some knowledge.

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:33:48 +0000

Guy with annoying voice, checkered past and no apparent football knowledge as color commentator.

Genius.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:27:18 +0000

It’s the Colin Cowherd and Coach Fran happy smiley funtime football hour!
On today’s show we’ll talk about –

What’s up with all those linemen? Why are they such Fatsos?
The best places in Tuscaloosa and College Station to Dine and Dash!
Kirk Herbstreit checks in to agree with everything we say!
And Coach Fran calls Colin gay for going to Spin class.

This is “The Herd” on ESPN radio

By: blon57

blon57 — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:13:03 +0000

Who thought that would be good idea? The guy is a moron.