Comments on: TOWEL REDACTED

By: Frank the Tank

Frank the Tank — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:24:54 +0000

“That two point conversion�I hadn�t thought of that for at least six months. Now I remember why I drank so heavily between 2002-2004!

Hate has no expiration date.”

Pinto, I second that emotion.

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:12:09 +0000

(Guitar riff)

WOOOOOOOOOH-OOH-OH-Ohhhhhhh-ohhh-ohhh!

K! STATE! K-STATE!

By: Winfield

Winfield — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:00:06 +0000

Awesome, Illinoize can do flashcards better than Georgia Tech too!

By: The Song of Hiawatha Francisco

The Song of Hiawatha Francisco — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:18:38 +0000

@Papa Lou: Ted Kennedy sees nothing wrong with that scenario, though he prefers a chamois to a towel.

By: Towlie

Towlie — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:00:54 +0000

Zook commits genocide and you laugh about it.

By: spartymike

spartymike — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:47:03 +0000

Far be it for me to suggest editorial policy…but from speech patterns alone, it’s almost like [NAME REDACTED] and FMM are related somehow.

By: Lawboy

Lawboy — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:16:41 +0000

The sweat rag, held aloft and gyrated, is truly the lowest common denominator of ways to express support for your alma mater. Even the lowly air horn, while crude, has some utility in its potential to distract an opponent from performing at an optimum level. This vulgar practice likely originated in western Kentucky, and has since spilled across the border into Illinois and migrated north. It is only a matter of time before Madison and South Bend, too, are infected. Sound the alarm!

By: Papa Lou BSU

Papa Lou BSU — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:05:33 +0000

The Illinois rally towel! Perfect for wiping your fingerprints off the steering wheel when you drive blind-ass drunk from a bar in Urbana into a tree, then abandon the car, leaving your teammate for dead inside!

By: brougham

brougham — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:49:23 +0000

[REDACTED] towels not approved for any marine towing whatsoever.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:48:52 +0000

Between the [REDACTED] zone towels and the key plays at Michigan, I don’t know how they’ll handle all that excitement.

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:23:41 +0000

By: Pinto

Pinto — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:19:37 +0000

That two point conversion…I hadn’t thought of that for at least six months. Now I remember why I drank so heavily between 2002-2004!

Hate has no expiration date.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:18:59 +0000

An OL named “Block”?
Seriously?

If he played for ND he’d be named “Sack”.