Rich Brooks thinks you’re bullshit. And Curtis Pulley? He’s bullshit, too. That’s fine. All this bullshit saves him some bullshit time later on figuring out which quarterback to play so he can get other bullshit out of the way.

(Sighs.) Bullshit. All is bullshit. I’m Ecclesiastes now. Who, for the record, was bullshit, too.

Don’t even get Rich Brooks started on team photos, you cringing little milksop.