Unrelated, but Orson, please tell me you are listening to the Craig James interview on 680 right now. Talked about how he tries to have insightful information for the audience of his Thursday night games. I think I heard Flutie laughing uncontrollably in the background.

WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!!

If that sign isn’t photoshopped, I want to know where it’s from.

Pondered this same question over at Paul Westerdawg’s place, but the total amount of urine decanted onto the wall near the Wachovia ATM at the corner of College and Washington streets — where Jeff Henson supposedly took care of his filthy business — has to be in the thousands of liters by now. I’m sure I’ve probably contributed to it myself, but I can’t remember (which almost assuredly means that I have).

As the officer approached, Henson began walking up the ramp to the ATM and then another person with him told him to fix his pants because he was “hanging out.”

Unfortunately we cannot all have a FMM to help guide us through these situations. Brah!

…since no one besides Bulgarian tourists acquire sober public urination charges…

It has happened in other places besides Bulgaria. I was a witness (unfortunately) not a participant. Our dates didn’t want to waste time finding a bathroom before we went to dinner. They should have checked for campus police in the area. (Both played football for a certain university and it was the middle of the season. At least they kept up their training regime during the season.)

Roommate got busted pissing on Bourbon Street at the ‘03 Sugar Bowl (remember that one ’Canes…we got our 3765th NC!). Had to sell his MNC ticket for bail. Which brings up the logical question: Since WHEN have police in NO given one shit about public urination? On New Year’s?! WTF?!

Of course, in the loveliest village such urination encouraged…derivative nitrogen is good for da goobers and cotton and whatnot.

UGA’s rivals site originally had it as “public defecation”

Either way, guess they aren’t housebroken…

Can Dewberry be awarded points if he was not charged with a crime? Either way, I gladly accept the point for being a complete an utter retard who can’t control his S%&t in a hospital parking lot.

(”Stipe! I’m calling you out, asshole!”)

Reason #3,276 why Athens is among the coolest college towns in America? The time my aunt introduced my then 65-ish grandmother to Michael Stipe while they were having lunch at Weaver D’s. That never happens in Tallahassee. Why? Because Scott Stapp is too busy bussing your table.

Do you think Jamar Hornsby could let the UGA players borrow his credit card to pay for these fines?

Still too early?

“Since WHEN have police in NO given one shit about public urination? On New Year’s?! WTF?!”

Actually, experienced NOLA travelers will tell you that pubic urination is the one thing that isn’t tolerated in or near the French Quarter. On my first visit to the city more than a decade ago, it was one of the first things that local bartenders told me to avoid, characterizing the act of peeing in an alley as almost certain to result in an arrest. I still have a copy of the “visitor’s guide” flyer handed to me by the clerk at a four-star hotel in 1997-ish. The front desk staffer circled in red ink the areas nearby that the hotel’s presumably-well-heeled (or at least kickass-expense-account-havin’) guests should avoid lest they be eaten alive by NOLA street crime. The second bullet point underneath the map was a paragraph-long admonition against… public urination in the French Quarter.

For whatever reason, that’s always been where the NOLA authorities have drawn the line in terms of raucous behavior in the Vieux Carre. The authorities on Chicago mass transit? Not so much…

Scoreboard update. Come on, we need something to easily share with friends!

[EXT. PRACTICE FIELD]

[Darius Dewberry sits on bench, looks up.]

Old Man, I know I’m a pretty evil linebacker who took some bad angles and got blocked a little too easy and got drunk and broke up hospital merchandise and like that. I admit I ain’t got no call to ask for much. But even so, you ain’t dealt me no cards in a long time. I mean it’s beginning to look like you got it fixed so I can’t never win out. Inside or out, it’s just different starters burying me on the depth chart. Where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I got to tell you: I started out pretty strong and fast but it’s starting to get to me… When does it end?… What you got in mind for me next? Old Man. What do I do now? Awright. On my hands and knees askin’ … Yeah. That’s what I thought. I guess I’m just a hardcase and I gotta find my way into the lineup myself.

[Runs on the field to take over for Rennie Curran. Just before he reaches the defensive huddle his knees pops and he collapses to the ground. Darius lays on the ground looking up at the sky.]

Is that your answer, Old Man? Well, I guess you’re a hardcase too.

Boss Richt: “What we have heyah…. is a failure to communicate!”

the #1 recruiting class is on campus- BAMA’s back motherfuckers

What better way to start a national championship run than a little FnDC.

“Eight players have been arrested by police in 2008…”

Seems UGA prefers the “quantity over quality” approach to the Fulmer Cup.

NOLA is trying to keep the dumpster smell of the city from turning into a sewer smell. Gotta have goals, man.
Also, the sidewalk that you intend to pee on could be some homeless guys bed. Think about that. Otherwise, I say trees and plants are free game.

HEY! Smokey back here takin a shit!

Video of the alleged defication:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvVZPKB7xQU

The ‘Dawgs only need 3 more to qualify for what I feel should be a new Fulmer Cup category: The Fulmer Special Teams Unit. Can you imagine that group running down on a kickoff, peeing and gropin’ and kickin’ and wrasslin’ and all?

Mea Culpa. I just described a Georgia Tech tickle pile.

Darius Dewberry needed to meet Sister Mary Antoinette, the former rector of Saint Mary’s Hospital. He would have been begging for the Athens PD to rescue him.

My wife did her practicals there and the squeaky sounds of her “sensible” shoes sent terror throughout the ward. I can remember waiting on my wife to finish her shift (and having a scent of alcohol on my breath) hearing that squeak.

 I immediately threw down a two year old edition of a Knights of Columbus mag and headed for the cafeteria. Respect. Paranoia. Do not mess with someone who is married to God.

Okay, I can live with the Fulmer Cup, but how about a Richter Scale for vioaltions?

Including spelling

Sir, How can Dewberry be assessed about point without having been charged? And, the gun charges against Lomax have been dropped. And, the DUI charge against Boling has been dropped. Shouldn’t we be reducing , not adding to, UGA’s Fulmer Cup points?

Look at all these Georgia meatballs trying to get points taken off because of lame hometown cooking going on. Thank goodness they dont take points off Fulmer Cup rankings just because the Athens cops can sweep unsavory stuff under the carpet.

My favorite was the wall of the Art School by the tracks. Little commie shits were always trying to seperate us from the actual bathroom inside the building.

How could any standings in Fulmer cup be taken seriously when a school with 17 arrests in the past year, in football alone, is not ranked in the top 2?