Opening suggestions:

–”The five players seen just as they were seconds before crashing through the ceiling and merging into a giant robot.”

–”If you read the hands, it spells out ‘OROOEDB.’”

–”Part of Barwis’ revolutionary training regimen: 98 Degrees-style static posing.”

–”Helmets: the new showercap.”

Leave your own below on this joyous first day of practice, and put on a helmet for Chrissakes.