CAPTION CONTEST; FORM OF GIANT BARWIS-BOT!
by Orson on Aug 4, 2008 12:48 PM EDT
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Opening suggestions:
--"The five players seen just as they were seconds before crashing through the ceiling and merging into a giant robot."
--"If you read the hands, it spells out 'OROOEDB.'"
--"Part of Barwis' revolutionary training regimen: 98 Degrees-style static posing."
--"Helmets: the new showercap."
Leave your own below on this joyous first day of practice, and put on a helmet for Chrissakes.
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no one will know who i am when i suck the 3rd dick
by cone on Aug 4, 2008 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
Georgia Tech’s sports information director thinks those guys aren’t nearly oiled up enough.
by Doug on Aug 4, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
Coach Rodriguez really has kept Michigan a “family” environment.
“We are fam-i-ly, I got all my DB’s with me!”
by Ryno on Aug 4, 2008 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
okay…point at the guy who put the super glue in the helmets
by InsaneCoachPosse on Aug 4, 2008 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
Point to the one that is doing his own thing.
by Gator Brah on Aug 4, 2008 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
If you count all the fingers extended, they’re telling us how many wins Michigan will have this season.
by Ground0EastLansing on Aug 4, 2008 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
okay…regarding the testing of the feminine hygiene spray… what did you use to obtain an odor sample?
by InsaneCoachPosse on Aug 4, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
The first cover in Abercrombie’s new college team-specific catalog line.
by jakldawg on Aug 4, 2008 1:15 PM EDT reply actions
and for your final exam in biology…. please point at your feet…
by InsaneCoachPosse on Aug 4, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
“A Michigan player (pictured, center) loses a lively game of “Simon Says” by not removing his shirt and pointing off camera in a timely manner."
by rb on Aug 4, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
Rape the bull by the horns…
See, it just works EVERYWHERE!
by skinnyphatman on Aug 4, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
Being somewhat smarter than the UVa football players, the Michigan players don their protectiive gear before they go off to steal beers from gay bars.
by Itismemc on Aug 4, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
And now….a Wolverine tradition….we chicken dance in our undies!
by fresh on Aug 4, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
Ann Arbor’s version of the Village People…..God, Ann was such a slut
by Growwler on Aug 4, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
All right, boys, now let’s lose the shorts.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 4, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
Rich Rodriguez says 4 million will buy you your own personal stable of he-bitches.
by AlanInDC on Aug 4, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
How much are we going to suck this year guys?!?!?!
THIS MUCH!!!!!!!
by odell51 on Aug 4, 2008 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
Meanwhile, in Fayetteville, Ryan Mallett dies a little inside, wondering if he made the right choice.
by RaginCajunRebel on Aug 4, 2008 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
Place your mark under the player who does not fit.
by Beauford on Aug 4, 2008 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
What future MSU students do before receiving the rejection letter from UM.
by Michigan Arrogance on Aug 4, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
“So this is the spread offense?”
- or -
You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
Let’ start a war!
Let’s start a nuclear war!
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
by WarCardinals on Aug 4, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions
“Dyslexic Gang Signs”
/thought these were Hawkeyes
by Der Schatten on Aug 4, 2008 1:57 PM EDT reply actions
The team building exercises at Michigan really do require a level of trust.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 4, 2008 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
“Huey Lewis and the News will do anything for attention these days.”
by John Cocktosin on Aug 4, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
All right people, what are you waiting for, breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Wolverines. A day in the Michigan Wolverines is like a day on the farm. Every meal’s a banquet. Every paycheck a fortune. Every formation a parade. I love the Wolverines!
or
We’re on an express elevator to Hell, goin’ down!
or
Hey, maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!
and finally
That’s it, man. Game over, man! Game over!
Apologies to the cast of “Aliens,” and Bill Paxton in particular. You can make just about any line of that movie every situation…
by Xaryn on Aug 4, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
Each young man prepares for the Blueish rite of passage – the Barwistvah.
by Sacked on Aug 4, 2008 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
This game of team charades had to be canceled after 4 1/2 hours when no one on the shirts team could guess “fuck lion”.
by ChemE93 on Aug 4, 2008 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
“Michigan players summoned Captain Planet to Ann Arbor yesterday as a part of the university’s attempt to “Go Green” for the upcoming season"
by rb on Aug 4, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
Ground0-
It’s also how many in a row it’ll be over MSU at the end of the season.
by now_a_hoo on Aug 4, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
WE MUST REMAIN ANONYMOUSLY GAY! Oops, shit, we mean WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!
or
Pappy always says, If you going to hit it, you better wear a helmet.
by MV3 on Aug 4, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
They didn’t get the “Shoulder Pads THEN Helmet” memo…someone should re-forward it to them before they get hurt.
Eff it, let them get hurt.
by bevoshapedwaffles on Aug 4, 2008 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
I thought it was the number of quarterbacks they’ll burn through until they find a starter. Good luck this year, Big Blue. MSU is gonna run the ol’ Number Six on ya.
Sincerely,
Little Brother
by spartymike on Aug 4, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions
Michigan players get ready for the Team Pride parade. And by Team Pride, I mean, Gay Pride.
Somewhere, Bo Schembechler is doing Triple Lindies in his grave.
by Busted Draft Pick on Aug 4, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions
Now letÂ’s try to get an answer from someone whoÂ’s not a complete imbecileÂ…anyone?
by blon57 on Aug 4, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
“Five Michigan football players attempt to ease new coach Rich Rodriguez’s transition out of West Virginia culture…”
by Vol on Aug 4, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure.
Raise your hands, Raise your hands if you’re SURE!
by NewAZTiger on Aug 4, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
Coach Rodriguez’s definition of “light pads” practice has some on the team concerned about the “no pads, full contact” practice at his house at 10 pm this Friday.
by Cincy's Dad on Aug 4, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
Here we see the group “Fab 5” who was recently voted off of America’s Best Middle School Dance Crew….
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Aug 4, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
The Five Loyal Players who didn’t Transfer.
Man, Michigan is going to suck this year…
by Hawgustus Caesar on Aug 4, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Welcome to the Michigan illiterate, dyslexic version of YMCA,
but spelled “C-T-t-Y-O…hey, hey heyheyhey…..”
or better yet:
“Guys, arent we supposed to play Strip Simon Says with chicks?”
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Aug 4, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
Corporate spokescritter Pillsbury Doughboy is pictured with 4 University of Michigan Football players.
by lumpywideass on Aug 4, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
We’re so going to kick Appalachian State’s ass!
by I R A Darth Aggie on Aug 4, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
“You call those physiques? I CAN STILL SEE BABY FAT, FELLAS. Hang cleans, Turkish getups, tire flips, and Atlas stone lifts until we PURGE YOUR FAT ASSES INTO SHAPE!”
/Barwis
by Whohah on Aug 4, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions
@15: They won’t have to steal ’em if they go dressed like that.
by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Aug 4, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
Michigan shows they know the spread. Unfortunately for RichRod, its a Playgirl spread.
by Carolina Tiger on Aug 4, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions
“MSU is gonna run the olÂ’ Number Six on ya.”
They ran the Number Six last year. This year will make Number Seven in a row.
These guys are just from the Ricky Williams School of Interview Mastery. Step 1: leave on helmet. Hopefully they don’t get to step 3 or the Fulmer Cup points will be comin’ a-plenty.
by Yinka Double Dare on Aug 4, 2008 6:08 PM EDT reply actions
Are torso dipilatory sessions part of the training regimen these days? Trying to attain some eeees eeeee ceeee speed?
/hunglikehussain and hairylikeburtreynolds
by hunglikehussain on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
Wasn’t there a song on Sesame Street that sorta went…..
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things does not belong. Can you tell me which of these things is not like the others, which of these things does not belong…Before my song is done…Before my song is done…
And then they would pick it out. Seems to me that Chubbo the White Guy Clown does not fit.
Are those gang signs from the others?
by Z on Aug 4, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
Aw Hell 2 tha’ Naw , Aw hell to Michigan, Aw hell to da Victors…….Aw hell to conquerin’ ho’s….
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Aug 4, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
Urrrr ahhhhhhhhhhhhh at Michigan you’re never too old http://www.babynobumps.com/.
by cumming cock on Aug 4, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
and the winner is… #34… ChemE93
but Holly at 25 made me do an honest to god spit take… I could just hear her doing her Ah-nold imitation while saying it
by InsaneCoachPosse on Aug 4, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Starting spots under the new regime will be decided by playing Strip Dance Dance Revolution.
by rw on Aug 5, 2008 2:41 AM EDT reply actions
I’ve got two:
“Michigan – the new Village People”
“Where is that bar the Va. lineman was at? We are so THERE.”
by Andy on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 AM EDT reply actions
Rich Rod follows the Bear Bryant’s workouts in Junction Texas by holding Michigan’s summer practice at Abu Ghraib prison.
by sevenDs on Aug 5, 2008 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
The Appalachian State WR went that way, No wait, that way. No, That way. No, that;s not it, that way. Wait, who did we lose to again?
by Heath on Aug 5, 2008 12:08 PM EDT reply actions
Tebow in Men’s Fitness magazine? What is that going to look like when it comes out? More converts “he says.”
by granfan on Aug 5, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
Great news! We stole another one of WVU’s coaches.
And Coach Van Zant says he would like…umm…one of you…to try out for baseball!
by spidey on Aug 6, 2008 1:12 AM EDT reply actions
Wolverines place five on “The Advocate” Preseason All-America Team.
by spidey on Aug 6, 2008 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
“Helmets on! When the shorts come off, it can get a little rough around here!”
by Stewie G on Aug 6, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions
What has ten arms and can’t beat Ohio State?
THESE guys!
by Dave K on Aug 6, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions
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