Comments on: INTRODUCING: COOTER ARNOLD

By: Skip Foreplay

Skip Foreplay — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:56:25 +0000

Phartric Windley. I cannot quit laughing. If I were only still in college and could use that on my fraternity composite picture. That is the best name I have heard in some time. Better than mine that I used for this post, or one of my fratty bros named Richard Cranium.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:27:15 +0000

That’s former Congressman Cooter. Think he served one or two terms.

By: bearcrawler

bearcrawler — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:09:32 +0000

I agree. Ben Jones never looked very clean to me. I’d rather perform an appendectomy with that turtle than share utensils with Hazzard County’s finest mechanic.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/370859917_d1d5a0a3be_o.jpg

Just look at those cuticles. I bet they haven’t seen a nailbrush in years!

By: utah

utah — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:18:26 +0000

Allendale, SC, is home to the Cooterfest. They have all kinds of contests-races for the fastest cooter, biggest cooter contest, smallest cooter, etc. But the best part are the t-shirts, which read: “A little cooter never hurt anybody.”

Truer words were never spoken (or, in this case, printed).

By: asp_uf_ut

asp_uf_ut — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:42:26 +0000

#9:
or your girl

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:30:42 +0000

How did Houston Dale miss out on signin this kid to play with the Dicks at UPig?

I’m just anticipating that some prospect will be named Monster Johnson. Any day now.

By: Cock of ages

Cock of ages — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:30:07 +0000

True story: I wet to HS in Atlanta, and one of the hottest girls at my school was named Lisa Cooter. The even better part? Her mother taught Elementary PE there, and her name was Sandy Cooter. I think it’s pretty obvious why she taught Elementary PE and not Jr High or HS…

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:57:49 +0000

#1
Did you say Mangina?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0S6vL0-u58

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:36:18 +0000

Cooters in Mocksville dance like this…

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:23:25 +0000

#4
Busted by a WonderPet…….he would have gotten away with it if it wouldnt have been for those meddling turtles….

By: scalz1

scalz1 — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:22:24 +0000

#7
Yeah, if you get busted by a turtle, you might not want to grow pot.

By: brian

brian — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:22:19 +0000

There was a people magazine in the car on the way to the airport this morning. I recall seeing that it’s Gwenyth Paltrow who named their kid Apple. Fucking Moron.

By: Mucho Sax

Mucho Sax — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:16:15 +0000

#3 is dead on with the addition that if your last name is Cooter, you shall not name your boy Jim Bob.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:08:14 +0000

But without men named Cooter what would become of all the wrecked police cars in Hazzard County?

By: Bagger Douche

Bagger Douche — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:06:41 +0000

#4, SCALZ1

“Rock Creek Park MarijuanaTurtle”

Awesome.