How magnificently skewed is the American South? We even have black dudes named “Cooter.” Who, ironically enough, hails from Mocksville, North Carolina. He joins other collegiate athletes from the pantheon of appropriately paired name/hometown combos like Phartric Windley of Gas Hollow, Kentucky and Dick Handler of Stainsheet, Mississippi.


You’ll never believe this, but this is the cleanest image Google has on page one that isn’t a woman’s vagina or Ben Jones for the search term “Cooter.”