INTRODUCING: COOTER ARNOLD
by Orson on Aug 1, 2008 10:55 AM EDT
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PrintHow magnificently skewed is the American South? We even have black dudes named "Cooter." Who, ironically enough, hails from Mocksville, North Carolina. He joins other collegiate athletes from the pantheon of appropriately paired name/hometown combos like Phartric Windley of Gas Hollow, Kentucky and Dick Handler of Stainsheet, Mississippi.
You'll never believe this, but this is the cleanest image Google has on page one that isn't a woman's vagina or Ben Jones for the search term "Cooter."
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And thank god it’s not a picture of a man’s vagina!
by OhioDawg on Aug 1, 2008 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
No one should call their child Cooter, even as a nickname. Period. It is just like these stupid people that name their children Apple, etc.
People should be required to take IQ tests before they are allowed to reproduce.
by blon57 on Aug 1, 2008 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
#4, SCALZ1
“Rock Creek Park MarijuanaTurtle”
Awesome.
by Bagger Douche on Aug 1, 2008 11:06 AM EDT reply actions
But without men named Cooter what would become of all the wrecked police cars in Hazzard County?
by Biggus Rickus on Aug 1, 2008 11:08 AM EDT reply actions
- is dead on with the addition that if your last name is Cooter, you shall not name your boy Jim Bob.
by Mucho Sax on Aug 1, 2008 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
There was a people magazine in the car on the way to the airport this morning. I recall seeing that it’s Gwenyth Paltrow who named their kid Apple. Fucking Moron.
by brian on Aug 1, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply actions
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Yeah, if you get busted by a turtle, you might not want to grow pot.
by scalz1 on Aug 1, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply actions
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Busted by a WonderPet…….he would have gotten away with it if it wouldnt have been for those meddling turtles….
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Aug 1, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
True story: I wet to HS in Atlanta, and one of the hottest girls at my school was named Lisa Cooter. The even better part? Her mother taught Elementary PE there, and her name was Sandy Cooter. I think it’s pretty obvious why she taught Elementary PE and not Jr High or HS…
by Cock of ages on Aug 1, 2008 12:30 PM EDT reply actions
How did Houston Dale miss out on signin this kid to play with the Dicks at UPig?
I’m just anticipating that some prospect will be named Monster Johnson. Any day now.
by yoyofutbawl on Aug 1, 2008 12:30 PM EDT reply actions
Allendale, SC, is home to the Cooterfest. They have all kinds of contests-races for the fastest cooter, biggest cooter contest, smallest cooter, etc. But the best part are the t-shirts, which read: “A little cooter never hurt anybody.”
Truer words were never spoken (or, in this case, printed).
by utah on Aug 1, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
I agree. Ben Jones never looked very clean to me. I’d rather perform an appendectomy with that turtle than share utensils with Hazzard County’s finest mechanic.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/370859917_d1d5a0a3be_o.jpg
Just look at those cuticles. I bet they haven’t seen a nailbrush in years!
by bearcrawler on Aug 1, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
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That’s former Congressman Cooter. Think he served one or two terms.
by yoyofutbawl on Aug 1, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions
Phartric Windley. I cannot quit laughing. If I were only still in college and could use that on my fraternity composite picture. That is the best name I have heard in some time. Better than mine that I used for this post, or one of my fratty bros named Richard Cranium.
by Skip Foreplay on Aug 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
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