Comments on: CORRECTIONS, 8/1/2008

By: Jeremy-in-GR

Jeremy-in-GR — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:05:50 +0000

Northeast side here, by Plainfield. Three EDSBS readers from Grand Rapids? Represent!

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:14:17 +0000

Oh my god, the Golf Tee Pyramid. I wasted many an hour on road trips with this foul contraption when I was a kid.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:31:20 +0000

Actually, Brent was having an affair with Kenny Irons midget. Unfortunately for Brent, Kenny got cut and caught the two of them en flagrante.

By: Nola Chick

Nola Chick — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:47:50 +0000

Hmm…so I guess I owe that saucy snack machine an apology for calling it a “cheating whore” during a late night drunk dial.

By: Matty blue

Matty blue — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:34:23 +0000

as another grand rapidian, let me tell you…brent brings the gentle.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:50:00 +0000

No Fulmer Cup points here, but the AJC says rappin’ Josh Jarboe has been invited off the OU football team.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:33:23 +0000

I’m sure this isn’t unique, but the Foxy Lady “gentleman’s club” in Providence RI advertises the legs-n-eggs breakfast special, I thought the twatwaffle was the next item on the menu.

Frankly I’m a little disappointed that you’ve linked two of my favorite things with Charlie Weis.

Also: it’s nice to see that Matt Leinart has qualified as a lawyer. It’s nice to have a trade to fall back on… you know, just in case.

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:57:15 +0000

My broker urged me to “Petrino-proof” my portfolio by investing heavily in bourbon futures. Of course part of this strategy means “make some in my basement,” but you get the point.

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:49:44 +0000

He’s a freaking roadrunner in real life! Have you seen this guy? I could fit him in my purse!

By: haybeab

haybeab — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:38:04 +0000

Trindon Holliday is a freaking roadrunner in NCAA 09.

By: Expat Ohioan

Expat Ohioan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:30:57 +0000

I’m not sure how many people will get the MXC reference. Wipeout can’t be confused for MXC any more than Nat Light can be confused for beer.

Jill Wagner: no Guy LeDouche, that’s for sure.

By: Quinton

Quinton — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:28:19 +0000

Wipeout is a joke. Not only does it lack the endless sexual innuendo of MXC but it also lacks the joy of watching Japanese people excitingly humiliate themselves in goofy costumes while trying not to drown or lose body parts. Plus, if you think that girl on Wipeout can compare to the Captain, “Well, you’re wrong.”.

By: oski

oski — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:27:56 +0000

when are you going to show britney’s nip slip?

By: CrimsonBarrister

CrimsonBarrister — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:27:01 +0000

LSU has scientists?!?!? Who knew???

By: duhduhdee

duhduhdee — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:21:54 +0000

Orson, you’re welcome.

Kenny Irons + Weed + Beer + Hooters

Only thing missing is a midget sucking dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gue2h0rogiY