DR. MILES YELLOW INCANDESCENT TAFFY FREAKOUT TRAIN

Hey man what’s that on the road?

Friend, It’s Dr. Miles Freakout Train carrying its load!

Dr. Miles Freakout Train has arrived.

It’s so yellow it’s making me pout!

It’s my equipment truck, and it’s freaking me out!

Those tiger’s eyes look like laser beams!
Johnny Chimpo says: cool beans!


We’ll take that shit to Burning Man!

The ringmaster doesn’t think you can!

Bingo’s high. Doesn’t know what to say.

Les Miles: How about…HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Editor’s note: LSU wins at everything forever for putting that on the back of their truck. God bless every single person who made this happen. We love you all. HT: Juddson and RCR.












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The UF hauler pulled into a gas station we were at last year on our way out of Oxford, MS. It felt like good mojo.
Comment by Allahver Fist — August 1, 2008 @ 10:15 am
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Here’s some more trucks:
http://www.atlantamafia.com/College%20Football%20Trucks.htm
Comment by TheDeuce — August 1, 2008 @ 9:58 am
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This is why you got to tip you hat to the SEC. So much personality.
Comment by meatybob — July 31, 2008 @ 5:38 pm
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There’s a high school band outside of Atlanta (hell, there’s probably more than one) that has a similar rig… paint isn’t as impressive, but it’s a big peterbuilt pulling a 53 footer. For a band. A high school band.
I have pics, somewhere, maybe I’ll get around to linking to them the next time we talk about trucks.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — July 31, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
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You know, you could ride that thing through Columbus, and OSU fans, fully armed, filthy, with a mad hankering for some tear gas, wouldn’t be able to put a scratch on it no matter how many burning couches we’d launch from the catapults (they exist, I saw ‘em in ‘02). It could roll right into the Shoe shining bright as the mid-day sun; it’s got a blessed touch, is all, thanks largely to that paint job and the quote on the back.
Comment by poguemahone — July 31, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
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@36
It actually uses “stories about Bear Bryant” and stories about “National Championships” for fuel, so I am pretty sure the fuel supply is unlimited…..
Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — July 31, 2008 @ 2:08 pm