DR. MILES YELLOW INCANDESCENT TAFFY FREAKOUT TRAIN
by Orson on Jul 31, 2008 10:40 AM EDT
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Hey man what's that on the road?
Friend, It's Dr. Miles Freakout Train carrying its load!
Dr. Miles Freakout Train has arrived.
It's so yellow it's making me pout!
It's my equipment truck, and it's freaking me out!
Those tiger's eyes look like laser beams!
Johnny Chimpo says: cool beans!
We'll take that shit to Burning Man!
The ringmaster doesn't think you can!
Bingo's high. Doesn't know what to say.
Les Miles: How about...HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Editor's note: LSU wins at everything forever for putting that on the back of their truck. God bless every single person who made this happen. We love you all. HT: Juddson and RCR.
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Did send a poet. Nicely done. Although that picture of Johnny Chimpo jackin’ it makes me slightly uncomfortable.
by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Jul 31, 2008 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
Makes me uncomfortable too…in my pants!! lol
by Biggus Rickus on Jul 31, 2008 10:46 AM EDT reply actions
…Tiger Athletic Fund (TAF).
Oh, THAT’s why he likes Taffy.
by Anon on Jul 31, 2008 10:48 AM EDT reply actions
Dude, I’m cheesing my f’ing brains out right now.
by WorstFan on Jul 31, 2008 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
Why was the equipment truck stopped at the Budweiser brewery?
by haybeav on Jul 31, 2008 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
by sonofsamford on Jul 31, 2008 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
OSU fan…and i could care less about the ass-whooping in january, that thing is AWESOME.
by spencer096 on Jul 31, 2008 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
man, don’t you know? That LSU trailer is loading up supplies for NEXT years’ MFC party!!
by InsaneCoachPosse on Jul 31, 2008 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
oh… and dear god someone please tell me the 4 MardiGras people are all men
I really don’t want to know it if women like that are partying in LA…
by InsaneCoachPosse on Jul 31, 2008 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
Damnit, I wish we used Bama math at LSU . That way we could paint "1908, 1935 & 1936 " on that rig.
by One And Done on Jul 31, 2008 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
5
Hayley Lafontaine told him to go get Les some beer.
by yoyofutbawl on Jul 31, 2008 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Les looks like he’s about to perform a bovine shocker.
by Der Schatten on Jul 31, 2008 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
The Banana Splits were far-out, man.
/puts needle on Strawberry Alarm Clock record
by GamecockTony on Jul 31, 2008 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
What’s that comin’ down the road??
A mean machine in purple’n gold!
Ain’t nothin’ finer in the land
Than a psychedelic moving van!
Geaux Tigers! Geaux Tigers!
Geeeeeaaaaauuuuuxxxxx Tigers!
by Doug on Jul 31, 2008 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
That makes 2 posts on EDSBS that made me wish I’d tried Acid in college.
**The first was the T-Rex flying the F22 plane post
by Ryno on Jul 31, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
#11-
What’s with you SEC schools trying to stake a claim to our titles? We haven’t been a contender since the 60s. Just let us be with our titles from before my dad was born.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jul 31, 2008 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
We need to start putting pictures of the big rigs of college football.
by Anonymous IV on Jul 31, 2008 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
I love how they had to add the qualifier “of college football” to the side of the trailer.
Like any other athletic program at LSU rolls with a giant football helmet painted on the side.
Oh and Have a Great Day.
by CincySooner on Jul 31, 2008 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
Something has just happened to me and I don’t know what. But it’s making my feet tingle.
by Harris on Jul 31, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions
How in the heck did Miles raise Petter Sellers from the grave for that last pic.
Cato?
by JD4AU on Jul 31, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
dude, you feelin’ yet? It thought I was but it coulda just been the excitement. How long is this supposed to take to kick in? Wait. Wait. There it is. Awww yeah…
by AllWhoYonder on Jul 31, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
The world is a better place today than it was yesterday.
by DC Trojan on Jul 31, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions
Never have I laughed at the back of a truck bed before…
by dudis41 on Jul 31, 2008 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
I guess LSU TAF lost the bidding for Robosaurus
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/01/07/fire-breathing-car-eating-robosaurus-to-be-sold-at-barrett-jack/
by blazin on Jul 31, 2008 11:56 AM EDT reply actions
Look out, One And Done, I was informed yesterday that only us barners make jokes about inflated championships at bama.
Nice rig though. Obnoxious, but this is the SEC.
by sevenDs on Jul 31, 2008 11:57 AM EDT reply actions
lack of naked lady mudflaps makes me think this could be a farq
by blazin on Jul 31, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
Like many others, I was initially afraid that the loss of Coach O was going to negatively impact the overall craziness level of the ess eee cee. Events of the last few months suggest that the number of rabid weasels may be a constant, and our heroes simply vessels for channeling the insanity.
/wake and bake
by sonofsamford on Jul 31, 2008 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
The Budweiser distributor in Baton Rouge does the graphics for the truck. Maybe they don’t design it totally, I think the athletic department may but not sure, but the Bud people make the graphics and put them on the truck. It’s glorious
by Casey on Jul 31, 2008 12:26 PM EDT reply actions
Well, at least we’re working on ours at Florida.
by Allahver Fist on Jul 31, 2008 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
The ONLY way this could get better, is if the rear of the
rig had a pair of Truck-Nuts hanging down, with a skull on top of it wearing a white LSU hat……and the fact that they are banned in Florida…..
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Jul 31, 2008 12:36 PM EDT reply actions
The Wizard of Odds had a series on university rigs.
http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2007/03/best-show-on-road.html
by ScottS on Jul 31, 2008 12:39 PM EDT reply actions
And in the meantime, this will have to do for
the Tide Fans, complete with LEGO stadium.
Top that shit, thats right, I said LEGO’s….
http://www.tiderides.com/id2.html
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 31, 2008 12:40 PM EDT reply actions
T iger
A thletic
F oundation
F reakin’
Y ou-out
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 31, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
Pelican, how many seasons will that run on fumes?
by Allahver Fist on Jul 31, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
#33
J Money summed A&M’s rig up nicely in the comment section.
J Money said…
Im sure some Texas fans would be amused at the sight of the A&M truck on the side of the road with its hood open. Very metaphorical.
by blon57 on Jul 31, 2008 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
The question we’re all wondering now is if this truck is fan accessible on game day, because there should be tailgating pics a plenty coming from the great day bit.
by Kenny on Jul 31, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
Elton John’s thinks this road trailer is sooooo ostentatious! (& FAB!!)
by decemberist on Jul 31, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
Good Lord…tOSU’s truck has helmet stickers on it.
by zzgator on Jul 31, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
@36
It actually uses “stories about Bear Bryant” and stories about “National Championships” for fuel, so I am pretty sure the fuel supply is unlimited…..
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Jul 31, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
You know, you could ride that thing through Columbus, and OSU fans, fully armed, filthy, with a mad hankering for some tear gas, wouldn’t be able to put a scratch on it no matter how many burning couches we’d launch from the catapults (they exist, I saw ‘em in ’02). It could roll right into the Shoe shining bright as the mid-day sun; it’s got a blessed touch, is all, thanks largely to that paint job and the quote on the back.
by poguemahone on Jul 31, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
There’s a high school band outside of Atlanta (hell, there’s probably more than one) that has a similar rig… paint isn’t as impressive, but it’s a big peterbuilt pulling a 53 footer. For a band. A high school band.
I have pics, somewhere, maybe I’ll get around to linking to them the next time we talk about trucks.
by PeterPumpkinhead on Jul 31, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
This is why you got to tip you hat to the SEC. So much personality.
by meatybob on Jul 31, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions
The UF hauler pulled into a gas station we were at last year on our way out of Oxford, MS. It felt like good mojo.
by Allahver Fist on Aug 1, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
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