"JOE PATERNO IS THE BRETT FAVRE OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL"
by Orson on Jul 30, 2008 2:53 PM EDT
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PrintJeffri Chadiha on ESPN today wins the prize for asinine Brett Favre-centered rhetoric taken to a new, inaccurate, and fatheaded extreme. When discussing
"To me, Joe Paterno is the Brett Favre of college football."
To us, peanut butter is the Brett Favre of condiments. Now, jelly is Tom Brady, because he's smooth, but not like the Brett Favre of flowering trees, the Tulip Poplar, which is kind of like the A-Rod of small African Countries like Burkina Faso, which is nothing like Blue Diamond Rice/Almond Crackers, which are the Bret Favre of snack crackers FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE FAVRE .
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Drip Drip Drip.
You know you want me.
by Brett Favre's Vagina on Jul 30, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
This is what we get for having 24 hour sports and 24 hour news stations.
There just isn’t 24 hours of news, and when anything interesting pops up, they beat it into the ground like Brodie Croyle dropping back to pass in Jordan-Hare Stadium.
by NewAZTiger on Jul 30, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
The last episode of Sportscenter I watched went
Favre
Red Sox
Some other baseball team
Favre
Red Sox
Some other baseball team
etc.
I think they went to Skip Bayless at one point, too, but I probably blocked that out.
by carlinthemarlin on Jul 30, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions
#3
Skip Bayless and Brett Favre… two douchebags who have clearly overstayed their welcome.
by AlanInDC on Jul 30, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
- - you forgot this:
At the bottom of the ESPN screen – was the FAVRE scroll – repeating over and over and over again. So even if you turned the sound down during the FAVRE ad nauseum discussion with John Clayton, you were still forced to see it in print….except if you were Jerrell Powe.
by hobeg8r on Jul 30, 2008 3:02 PM EDT reply actions
Goddammit – this is EDSBS and it must remain a Favre-free zone.
Please – this is the one place in the sports world where I haven’t heard the F—-e word ad nauseum in the last few weeks.
Please dont bring that shit here.
Please?
by Cock D on Jul 30, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
Shit, that’s one step up from fuckin’ Mad Libs — (proper noun) is the (proper noun) of (adjective) (noun). I want to play.
Barack Obama is the Steve Young of presidential candidates.
The Saturn Outlook is the 101st Airborne Division of mid-size crossover vehicles.
“Are You Being Served?” is the Constantinople of British sitcoms.
Florence, Alabama, is the Boeing 767 of Southeastern county seats of between 25,000 and 50,000 people located on rivers.
Whee! It’s fun!
by Doug on Jul 30, 2008 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
To change the subject, here is the record-breaking attendance records at da U. I guess that explains the 12 people showing up at spring ball.
http://www.miamibeach411.com/news/index.php?/news/comments/um-football/
by hobeg8r on Jul 30, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Riffing on an old Simpsons ‘cadillac’ joke, I guess that makes Bobby Bowden the Joe Paterno of College Coaches?
by Rich on Jul 30, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
hey hey the Tulip Poplar is TN’s state tree. More of Swindle’s vol state upbringin subconsciously showing itself.
by MightyMightyMitzu on Jul 30, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
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Some Other BB Team = Yankees or Cubs.
When watching ESPN, I place 1" painter’s tape across the bottom of the screen.
Scroll-Free Zone Mission Accomplished.
by yoyofutbawl on Jul 30, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Well, I say ESPN should just turn into the freaky
restaraunt scene
from “Being John Malkovich” and replace the word Malkovich with Farve…..maybe freek can supplant every talking head on ESPN with Farves head,
“Farve farve….farve? Farve! Farve-Farve,Farve?Farrrrvvvee….”
by Mr Pelican Pants on Jul 30, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
From the WSJ
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121733679819593215.html
I’m sure the large, college money-making athletic departments will find some way to get dollars from this.
by blon57 on Jul 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
The Sybian is the Brett Farve of marital aids.
by Purina Hyena Chow on Jul 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
@11
Or just don’t watch ESPN & accomplish the same goal sans the tape
by One And Done on Jul 30, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions
Hey #6, how do you think us MS natives who’ve been subjected to Favre worship since 1989 feel? EDSBS was a welcome respite from the madness. Et tu, Orson?
by jakldawg on Jul 30, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
Hypoglycemia is the Brett Favre of diabetes side effects.
by Biggus Rickus on Jul 30, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
@7: “Are You Being Served” is the Constantinople of British sitcoms. That Mr. Humphries is such a scamp!
by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Jul 30, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
ESPN is the personal injury lawyer of the sports world
by One And Done on Jul 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
“That a team only three years removed from a BCS bowl appearance has a sizable percentage of their student body who would rather spend a sunny Saturday afternoon studying indoors than going to a football game.”
Um, something tells me that the term “studying” is loosely defined in Miami.
by meatybob on Jul 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
Mark Richt is the Steve Spurrier of fast food restaurants.
by Bob Greasy on Jul 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
Guys, do you want to know why Brett Farve is unretiring? Or basically coming back from vacation?
To fulfill the Madden 09 Curse!
Now whether the curse hits Green Bay or Farve himself, remains to be seen…no one has ever appeared on the cover in one teams uniform, then switched teams before the start of the season.
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Jul 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions
Shouldn’t the Aussie Bird be called “The Emu”?
@Purina Hyena Chow – how is that a marital AID?
by GamecockTony on Jul 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions
Wannstedt is the Charles Bronson of College Football.
by Jester on Jul 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions
I want to imagine JoePa quoting Judd Nelson from “The Breakfast Club” in response to a stupid question in a press conference: “Can you hear this? You want me to….(flipping hand over) turn it up?”
by Continuation T. Arranger on Jul 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions
Pete Carroll is the “Sunshine Day” of coaching.
by Biggus Rickus on Jul 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
“Sans” and “Et tu” are the Brett Farve and Joe Paterno of overused french words used in blogging comments.
by meatybob on Jul 30, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
This is Colin Cowherd’s favorite EDSBS post of all time.
by Ryno on Jul 30, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris of Chuck Norris.
by NewAZTiger on Jul 30, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
Orson Swindle is the Spencer Hall of sports bloggers
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 30, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions
@ 30
“Et tu?” is french too. Means “And you?” which is probably the same meaning in Latin.
Stupid romantic languages and their similarities. Nice job Hannibal, way to fuck it up for everybody else. And your elephant-thru-the-alps attack had “Big Ten” written all over it.
by meatybob on Jul 30, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
NewAzTiger is the tafkatOSU of granola bars.
by Tom's dick ain't harry on Jul 30, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
Jim Tressel is the Rodney Dangerfield of college coaches.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 30, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
DickRod is the Ron Mexico of college coaches.
by Touchdown74 on Jul 30, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
@33
Hannibal is the sub-par forty time of ancient generals.
by carlinthemarlin on Jul 30, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions
Tommy Tuberville is the Festus Haggen of Wham! videos.
by Ken Curtis on Jul 30, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
Went down for a smoke break a little while ago. Passing through the break room I’m hearing Fox News blab about Miley Cyrus’ maybe/maybe not returning to her tv show blahblahblah, then…
Fox Talking Head: Miley Cyrus is just like Brett Favre! (segue into Favre story).
It’s official: Miley Cyrus is the Brett Favre of television.
Shit.Y’all.Not.
by Allahver Fist on Jul 30, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
Peter Bean is the Mac Brown – of interwebs personalities
by Ryno on Jul 30, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
If we had bacon, we could have bacon and eggs. If we only had eggs.
by skoolbyrd on Jul 30, 2008 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
Brett Favre is the Brett Favre of wormholes.
by Brian O'Blivion on Jul 30, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
Doug @ 7 – I’m tempted to make an argument that “Are you being served” is more like the Gallipoli of British sitcoms… but I can’t figure out how to complete the analogy without insulting my adopted country, the Australians, PBS, for starters. I should leave comedy to the professionals. (Doug that is, not the hacks responsible for Are you being served)
by DC Trojan on Jul 30, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
Charlie Weiss is pizza the hut of Southbend spaceballs.
by COB on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Brett Favre is the “Young Mr Grace” of professional football.
We would have also accepted the “Mr. Humphries” of professional football.
/Are you being served was a great show.
//And that’s coming from an American
by Tartan69 on Jul 31, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
Phillip Fulmer is the two day old ketchup bottle top of cfb coaches.
by Because They Can on Jul 31, 2008 8:08 AM EDT reply actions
[NAME REDACTED] is the Brett Favre of UF football.
by hobeg8r on Jul 31, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions
Tartan69 @ 46 – don’t get me wrong, there were far far worse efforts from the BBC in the 70s – but the Mrs Slocum’s pussy jokes were wearing thin after 85 repeats during BBC strikes.
Mrs Slocum’s pussy is the Brett Favre of Are you being served.
by DC Trojan on Jul 31, 2008 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
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