PELINI THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD
Double dipping from the same post here, but something else from the Dave Matter’s Mizzou football blog stuck in our mental craw this morning:
Speaking of Pelini, I’m not the first person to point this out, but I can’t look at him without thinking of the actor Tim Blake Nelson. I’d pay money to hear Pelini lean into a microphone and say, “We thought you was a toad!”
If Tim Blake Nelson spent his free hours pounding face with kneecap in the Octagon, then yes, certainly, there’s a similarity. To be truly scientific, though, there’s only one way to test these things: in a lab. Paging Dr. Freek; you’re needed in the semiotics wing. (For added verisimilitude, play the embedded mp3 below it while watching.)
L’il Red, btw, is going to be the site equivalent of Pedobear or the Bear in Harvey Birdman this year: he’s going to pop up wherever he damn likes, thank you very much. Just consider yourself warned, since his gaze and spastic walk will haunt your sleepless nights whether you like it or not.
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carlinthemarlin says:
O God! Something about the Pelini/Blake Nelson combo is just plain disturbing.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:33 am
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MightyMightyMitzu says:
Dooo nooot seeeek the trea..er…Big 12 Championship.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:37 am
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InsaneCoachPosse says:
I do not think I can continue visiting this site untill this video rolls off the bottom of the page *shudder*
July 29th, 2008 at 10:39 am
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The Fake Gimel Martinez says:
Somebody please introduce LSUFreak to YTMND.com, which allows for synched audio with .gifs. (And ZOOOMING OUT OF THE SCREEN TEXT EFFECTS!)
Although, the YTMNDers are very protective of their site, and may not like college football outsiders driving up pageviews. Ask one of them about Tom Mabe sometime, and then prepare for the spewing e-bile.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:47 am
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ronald says:
Only if Lil Red can make the same noise that Harvey Birdman Bear makes.
And… did you get that thing I sent ya?
July 29th, 2008 at 10:47 am
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dawgontap says:
Consider the lillies of the mf’n field…I mean…look at Delbert.
YEAH! Look at me!
July 29th, 2008 at 10:54 am
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Papa Lou BSU says:
Tommy Osborne: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.
Ulysses Everett Callahan: Well, ain’t it a small world, spiritually speaking. Delmar Pelini here’s just been baptized and saved. I guess I’m the only one in the car that remains unaffiliated.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:49 am
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Rob says:
lol, pedobear.
Now that you mention it…
/shudder
July 29th, 2008 at 11:52 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
I can live w/ The Bear but not Ken Sebben.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
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Phil Ken Sebben says:
Ha ha! Dangly parts.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
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Flatlander says:
>he’s going to pop up wherever he damn likes, thank you very much. Just consider yourself warned, since his gaze and spastic walk will haunt your sleepless nights whether you like it or not.<
Just ask my toddler son, who was subjected to the L’R on campus last autumn. He is now officially terrified of clowns, mascots, Disney characters…you name it.
OT: who wins in a cage match? Lil’ Red or the BK King?
July 30th, 2008 at 11:04 pm