PELINI THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD
by Orson on Jul 29, 2008 11:23 AM EDT
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PrintDouble dipping from the same post here, but something else from the Dave Matter's Mizzou football blog stuck in our mental craw this morning:
Speaking of Pelini, Im not the first person to point this out, but I cant look at him without thinking of the actor Tim Blake Nelson. Id pay money to hear Pelini lean into a microphone and say, We thought you was a toad!
If Tim Blake Nelson spent his free hours pounding face with kneecap in the Octagon, then yes, certainly, there's a similarity. To be truly scientific, though, there's only one way to test these things: in a lab. Paging Dr. Freek; you're needed in the semiotics wing. (For added verisimilitude, play the embedded mp3 below it while watching.)
L'il Red, btw, is going to be the site equivalent of Pedobear or the Bear in Harvey Birdman this year: he's going to pop up wherever he damn likes, thank you very much. Just consider yourself warned, since his gaze and spastic walk will haunt your sleepless nights whether you like it or not.
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O God! Something about the Pelini/Blake Nelson combo is just plain disturbing.
by carlinthemarlin on Jul 29, 2008 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
Dooo nooot seeeek the trea..er…Big 12 Championship.
by MightyMightyMitzu on Jul 29, 2008 11:37 AM EDT reply actions
I do not think I can continue visiting this site untill this video rolls off the bottom of the page shudder
by InsaneCoachPosse on Jul 29, 2008 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
Somebody please introduce LSUFreak to YTMND.com, which allows for synched audio with .gifs. (And ZOOOMING OUT OF THE SCREEN TEXT EFFECTS!)
Although, the YTMNDers are very protective of their site, and may not like college football outsiders driving up pageviews. Ask one of them about Tom Mabe sometime, and then prepare for the spewing e-bile.
by The Fake Gimel Martinez on Jul 29, 2008 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
Only if Lil Red can make the same noise that Harvey Birdman Bear makes.
And… did you get that thing I sent ya?
by ronald on Jul 29, 2008 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
Consider the lillies of the mf’n field…I mean…look at Delbert.
YEAH! Look at me!
by dawgontap on Jul 29, 2008 11:54 AM EDT reply actions
Tommy Osborne: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.
Ulysses Everett Callahan: Well, ain’t it a small world, spiritually speaking. Delmar Pelini here’s just been baptized and saved. I guess I’m the only one in the car that remains unaffiliated.
by Papa Lou BSU on Jul 29, 2008 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
>hes going to pop up wherever he damn likes, thank you very much. Just consider yourself warned, since his gaze and spastic walk will haunt your sleepless nights whether you like it or not.<
Just ask my toddler son, who was subjected to the L’R on campus last autumn. He is now officially terrified of clowns, mascots, Disney characters…you name it.
OT: who wins in a cage match? Lil’ Red or the BK King?
by Flatlander on Jul 31, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
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