Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 7/29/2008

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:50:35 +0000

You’re right, so not classy, those AOL types. Oh, FYI, right now, there’s an advertisement on your site just below the post for a video featuring a “Britney Nipple Slip,” then, just below that, there’s a sexy girl selling me t-shirts.

By: Lawrence Ross

Lawrence Ross — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:53:37 +0000

Hey Orson,

I see you’ve been reading my book!

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:29:06 +0000

There are a few things in life that I never get tired of – golf on a weekday, a good IPA, blowjobs, Cuban cigars, Cabo, and that picture.

*Not necessarily in that order

By: Purina Hyena Chow

Purina Hyena Chow — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:22:11 +0000

#20- Steve does not lease, he buys.

By: twogreattastes

twogreattastes — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:20:39 +0000

I think I’ll name my band Purina Hyena Chow.

By: Jebus

Jebus — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:07:17 +0000

Purina Hyena Chow- now with extra wildebeest.

By: Yinka Double Dare

Yinka Double Dare — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:01:20 +0000

Yay, average-ish looking girls who got fake tits hoping it would get them attention and make people think they’re hot! That’s just who I want my fantasy sports info from.

Fake tits may temporarily distract from a busted face, but it doesn’t fix it.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:56:06 +0000

Ok, am I the only one who watched the AOL girlie video and expected them to start peeling off their jerseys while they gave the rundown on last night’s MLB action, a la The Naked News?

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:52:44 +0000

Umm, those girls looked like Jen Sterger wannabes, which is no way to go through life. Also B rate strippers.

By: IvoryTower

IvoryTower — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:32:12 +0000

Hey Orson, not even some love for the newly qualified Jerrell Powe in the Curious Index? Brown Bear needs some recognition.

By: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:28:36 +0000

the best of LSUFreek-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR5Zan8t-I0

had to share the laughter…

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:02:07 +0000

I surmise most of the viewers of these ballooned-up bimbos, if asked about the stupid nature of the feature, would utter a simple “Go ‘way! Batin!”

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:48:39 +0000

Matt,
that would be what a hyena looks like

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:47:15 +0000

Crabapple Buck @ 30 – surely the point of having a hyena is that they fend for themselves, right? Maybe the money for hyena chow is spent on placating outraged owners of small domestic pets and children (redundant, I know.)

Blon57 @ 26 – Least. surprising. study. ever.

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:34:38 +0000

DCT – Steve doesn’t appear to be the type of guy that needs an Escalade to impress the ladies. A vehicle, for him, would just make him soft and show weakness. He would rather spend his money on hyena chow* than gasoline.

*Hyena chow is anything the hyena feels like eating.