CURIOUS INDEX, 7/29/2008

I too am an outspoken advocate of pornography.

Although, it does put Ron Brown’s talk about instilling the “fervency of Christ” when he coached receivers at Nebraska years ago in a bit of a different light.

Mid-‘90s gonzo, huh. Dare I ask if “Party Doll a Go-Go” rings any bells around here? I mean, uh, not that I’ve ever had occasion to see it, I was just wondering if, you know . . .

I know people get killed on here for trying to act like they don’t think some girl is hot… but did anyone notice that a few of those Fantasy Sports girls are absolute train wrecks?

The first comment under the AOL girls link is a perfect representation of the deep thinking Orson described.

If they were a footie team, they’d be Douchbags United

#3: Yes. I did.

On Mr. Brown, I didn’t see the stuff about how he’s Richt-ing it up at NU, but I did see the “separated at birth” between Pelini and Delmar. Now, if I have occasion to watch NU this year, I’ll simply turn down the sound and quote “Oh Brother” every time they show his face.

Also “S@B”: Sly Croom and Chef’s Dad from South Park. “You gave the monster two fify?”

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but sometime soon, Ron Brown will be found dick-deep in a minor.

Everyone knows Bo Pelini looks like the leader of the Nihilists from big Lebowski much more more than he looks like Tim Blake Nelson. I myself usually get the urge to say “We believe nothing, Lebowski” whenever I see him.

Fantasy Silicone Girls

/corrected

One wonders what Steve’s list of demands would be as handler for the new Reveille/MAUAJI.

I’m guessing it’d look something like this:

1) Purina Hyena Chow
2) The still beating heart of a 3 year old girl.
3) Enough angel dust to kill a small horse.
4) A small horse.
5) 5 cases of Drank, chilled
6) Burt’s Bees Lip Balm
7) A subscription to Cat Fancy

1. I agree.

1. You’re calling the guy a pedophile for no reason? That is not exactly witty, or funny, or remotely intellectual. What the hell is wrong with you?

@3, yes. Sigh, yes, I did. Apparently the internet has run out of attractive women. Damn you gas prices!

#3,

Yes indeed. It makes me think that they were chosen based on merit rather than looks. Which is not the America (Online) I want to live in.

If Steve were to line up opposite Rey Maualuga, Rey would crap his pants. I vote for Steve as the baddest man on the planet.

I know it’s been awhile since i’ve posted, passing bar exam, going to europe, &c. but now that i’m back i simply say this:

Rules 1 & 2, Orson. Rules 1 & 2.

ps. isn’t it nice that the DDoS raiding is over?

1) Purina Hyena Chow

Oh, that needs to happen.

AOL = “Idiocracy” (Buttfuckers sponsorship reference)

Some may have been average at best, but I need more of the chick in the Broncos T shirt.

re: Batt article- “Jackson stressed that while there is no deadline for the introduction of the next mascot…” I guess A&M forgot about that pesky football season starting in August?

A man that doesn’t like porn? Any of you out there like that? Raise your hands.
 
I thought so.

LSUfreek – not your best work but quite funny…. if those shots of Clausen getting slammed were a bit more clear we would have enjoyed this more

#9, you forgot requirement #8: Lease on a 1982 Toyota pickup truck with bed-mounted anti-aircraft gun.

IMO, if a young woman wants to make money for being good looking, she should, in actuality, BE good looking*. Just being anorexic and having breast implants does not count.

Though I think the limp, greasy hair on each girl must be the fault of the stylist— there’s no way all of them each neglected to shower for a week before.

*and I make my money doing data analysis and research. Make of that what you will.

Lydon Murtha approves of Ron Brown’s message.

Crabapple Buck @ 13 – You’re going to have to give Steve some kind of reason to suit up though. Maybe instead of the Toyota Hi-lux that PeteJayHawk suggested, someone could persuade Doug Worthington to offer up his Escalade to the cause. Surely that could support a couple of M242’s on the roof…

TCOAN @ 21 – You’d also think that if they were supposed to be delivering their deathless insights via video, they would be able to deliver the lines with more fluency than can be a achieved with a phonics teleprompter.

But you’d be wrong.

Orson, you would tell the children not to mix meth and weed? I disagree, meth with no weed is nuisance at best (metal stealing schemes paired with hit&runs after 5 days up at worst) I’m like an adult now n’stuff, but we used to call it the blur: foil, bowl, foil, bowl, foil, bowl, foil, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl. Line it up ahed of time and go as fast as you can. Extra points for not starting a fire.

/well, I am going to pee my pants and THEN we’ll who looks stupid

#21

Maybe this explains it…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25197962/

Not that the research findings comes as a surprise.

what type of animal is that in the mogadishu picture? looks like a cheetah/hyena mated with some large dog

Download link for thesis, please.

blon57 @ #26: It’s all too true. I wandered into a bikini contest at my local Hooters a couple weeks ago and came home with nothing but a broken heart, a huge bar tab, and a subprime mortgage.

DCT – Steve doesn’t appear to be the type of guy that needs an Escalade to impress the ladies. A vehicle, for him, would just make him soft and show weakness. He would rather spend his money on hyena chow* than gasoline.

*Hyena chow is anything the hyena feels like eating.

Crabapple Buck @ 30 – surely the point of having a hyena is that they fend for themselves, right? Maybe the money for hyena chow is spent on placating outraged owners of small domestic pets and children (redundant, I know.)

Blon57 @ 26 – Least. surprising. study. ever.

Matt,
that would be what a hyena looks like

I surmise most of the viewers of these ballooned-up bimbos, if asked about the stupid nature of the feature, would utter a simple “Go ’way! Batin!”

the best of LSUFreek-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR5Zan8t-I0

had to share the laughter…

Hey Orson, not even some love for the newly qualified Jerrell Powe in the Curious Index? Brown Bear needs some recognition.

Umm, those girls looked like Jen Sterger wannabes, which is no way to go through life. Also B rate strippers.

Ok, am I the only one who watched the AOL girlie video and expected them to start peeling off their jerseys while they gave the rundown on last night’s MLB action, a la The Naked News?

Yay, average-ish looking girls who got fake tits hoping it would get them attention and make people think they’re hot! That’s just who I want my fantasy sports info from.

Fake tits may temporarily distract from a busted face, but it doesn’t fix it.

Purina Hyena Chow- now with extra wildebeest.

I think I’ll name my band Purina Hyena Chow.

1. Steve does not lease, he buys.

There are a few things in life that I never get tired of – golf on a weekday, a good IPA, blowjobs, Cuban cigars, Cabo, and that picture.

*Not necessarily in that order

Hey Orson,

I see you’ve been reading my book!

You’re right, so not classy, those AOL types. Oh, FYI, right now, there’s an advertisement on your site just below the post for a video featuring a “Britney Nipple Slip,” then, just below that, there’s a sexy girl selling me t-shirts.