Comments on: PERCY HARVIN HAS A GYM MEMBERSHIP

By: Devon

Devon — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:25:13 +0000

“Hope he�s not as fast.

Then again, he must have started putting on muscle before the Michigan game. That whole getting chased down by Michigan CB is proof.”

Or the fact that he was winded. Touching the ball about every other play can sometimes do that to a player.

By: hobeg8r

hobeg8r — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:25:32 +0000

Tell me that he doesn’t look like a thoroughbred race horse….large muscular upper body with skinny legs. He’s the Big Brown of CFL. Hoof problem/heel problem. But when he’s in racing form, he’s unstoppable.

By: David Puddy

David Puddy — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:58:26 +0000

What a large mammal Percy has become.

It appears it’s time to promote him to Pretorian in the Howard Schnellenberger Royal Legionnaires.

By: Will Waugh

Will Waugh — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:42:51 +0000

Someone at work just told me “Yeah Percy’s a plymaker but he’s small and will get hurt.”
Holy sh&t-I wonder how many of those smallish CBs in the SEC are going to end up in the emergency room after colliding with him.
He is a monster.

By: David

David — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:36:02 +0000

@ #21: “He gained 30 pounds in three years. Let me guess. He has been eating right and following proper work out regime.

Sure.”

Uh… yes? If I had to guess, I would say that is exactly what the young gentleman’s been doing.

Gaining 30 pounds of muscle in 3 years, when working on a college football weight program, in a college football weight room, is /pretty freakin’ reasonable/.

If he’d gained 30 pounds in one year, then, yes, it would be reasonable to immediately think: hello there, Mr. Steroids. Heck, 20 pounds in one year would be incredibly suspicious. But 30 pounds in three years? Really? You think the only way he could possibly have gained that weight is through illicit drugs? That’s less than one pound a month, dude.

By: PoeMcFuckinNoe

PoeMcFuckinNoe — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:19:35 +0000

Hope he’s not as fast.

Then again, he must have started putting on muscle before the Michigan game. That whole getting chased down by Michigan CB is proof.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:26:50 +0000

Truth be known, he actually gained that weight in 3 months….and just been maintaining his weight, even with one heel he is still faster than 3/4 of the people chasing him….the added weight is to run over people rather than run by them since he has one bad wheel…

By: bevo

bevo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:16:21 +0000

He gained 30 pounds in three years. Let me guess. He has been eating right and following proper work out regime.

Sure.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:26:43 +0000

By: rok.e.top

rok.e.top — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:24:27 +0000

Not that I condone that sorta thing, but all that upper body weight just means he’ll crumble to the ground faster when the Vol D crushes that paper heel of his.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:40:08 +0000

What counts as an academic reason to be dismissed from the team at UVA? Your paper about the evolution of French semiotics was failed because evolution is an oppressive construct designed to kill meaning? Or maybe you turned in a paper about late 18th century American history without a preamble about the privilege of walking the same ground as Thomas Jefferson?

Someone needs to get those young men to an accommodating tech college Spanish language class, stat.

By: now_a_hoo

now_a_hoo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:13:06 +0000

I figured the link would be the Peter Lalich underaged purchase and possesion. Weeping jeebus on the downtown mall, I figured UVa was out of the woods by now. D’oh.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:02:15 +0000

@ Fife – what do you mean verbal?

By: CrimsonBarrister

CrimsonBarrister — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:59:38 +0000

Yeah, but his name is still “Percy”…

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:54:47 +0000

What? No sewer grates? What kind of pussy training is that?