PERCY HARVIN HAS A GYM MEMBERSHIP

May God have Percy on those Noles.

I wonder how long it took to get those tires back on Tebow’s scooter.

im surprised clay hasnt posted this on deadspin while performing verbal fellatio on tebow.

Re UVA: It looks like Will Barker rode with the Middleburg Hunt — and put the prey on his head.

Tebow is obviously in his “mass stage”, adding fat to his frame so he can take the hits this year.
Percy Harvin looks like a mini-Ronnie Coleman
and probaly has been getting Gamma-Ray treatments….Look for Harvin to get more injuries as time goes on, ya cant add that much muscle with those skinny knees and elbows without something going pop, just like his heel…..If he outlifts Tebow, yeh I’d say he’s on the WWE training program…..

Interesting. Note his chicken-like knees below those Ron Gant arms. If the guy develops the skill to stiff-arm and break tackles in addition to running 40’s that break the sound barrier, Meyer may just use him on 97% of Florida’s offensive plays instead of 89%.

Greatest 9-4 QB of our era.

Tim Tebow lactates Muscle Milk.

Big top, skinny legs worked for McFadden.

Percy Harvin says – BOO-YAH MOTHER FUCKER!

Just imagine how ripped he’d be if that was a kettelbell…

If he was 170 coming in, he put on 30 pounds from the waist up, and still has the legs of Tour De France cyclist, kinda built like Johnny Bravo…

Who is this Tebow guy everyone is talking about ?

And, is Percy in Ann Arbor training with Barwis ?

What? No sewer grates? What kind of pussy training is that?

Yeah, but his name is still “Percy”…

@ Fife – what do you mean verbal?

I figured the link would be the Peter Lalich underaged purchase and possesion. Weeping jeebus on the downtown mall, I figured UVa was out of the woods by now. D’oh.

What counts as an academic reason to be dismissed from the team at UVA? Your paper about the evolution of French semiotics was failed because evolution is an oppressive construct designed to kill meaning? Or maybe you turned in a paper about late 18th century American history without a preamble about the privilege of walking the same ground as Thomas Jefferson?

Someone needs to get those young men to an accommodating tech college Spanish language class, stat.

Not that I condone that sorta thing, but all that upper body weight just means he’ll crumble to the ground faster when the Vol D crushes that paper heel of his.

He gained 30 pounds in three years. Let me guess. He has been eating right and following proper work out regime.

Sure.

Truth be known, he actually gained that weight in 3 months….and just been maintaining his weight, even with one heel he is still faster than 3/4 of the people chasing him….the added weight is to run over people rather than run by them since he has one bad wheel…

Hope he’s not as fast.

Then again, he must have started putting on muscle before the Michigan game. That whole getting chased down by Michigan CB is proof.

@ #21: "He gained 30 pounds in three years. Let me guess. He has been eating right and following proper work out regime.

Sure."

Uh… yes? If I had to guess, I would say that is exactly what the young gentleman’s been doing.

Gaining 30 pounds of muscle in 3 years, when working on a college football weight program, in a college football weight room, is /pretty freakin’ reasonable/.

If he’d gained 30 pounds in one year, then, yes, it would be reasonable to immediately think: hello there, Mr. Steroids. Heck, 20 pounds in one year would be incredibly suspicious. But 30 pounds in three years? Really? You think the only way he could possibly have gained that weight is through illicit drugs? That’s less than one pound a month, dude.

Someone at work just told me “Yeah Percy’s a plymaker but he’s small and will get hurt.”
Holy sh&t-I wonder how many of those smallish CBs in the SEC are going to end up in the emergency room after colliding with him.
He is a monster.

What a large mammal Percy has become.

It appears it’s time to promote him to Pretorian in the Howard Schnellenberger Royal Legionnaires.

Tell me that he doesn’t look like a thoroughbred race horse….large muscular upper body with skinny legs. He’s the Big Brown of CFL. Hoof problem/heel problem. But when he’s in racing form, he’s unstoppable.

“Hope he’s not as fast.

Then again, he must have started putting on muscle before the Michigan game. That whole getting chased down by Michigan CB is proof."

Or the fact that he was winded. Touching the ball about every other play can sometimes do that to a player.