NOEL DEVINE IS VIDEO GAME BO JACKSON 2.0

by Orson on Jul 28, 2008 10:04 AM EDT

The AI has to monkeyed with in some fashion here, but this clip of video game Noel Devine in NCAA 2009 is clean family fun nevertheless. And who are we to say it's totally unrealistic? It does bear some resemblance to the first half of the 2006 Sugar Bowl, after all.

[/envious of teams that beat MFT last year, stabbing pastward]

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When did Benny Hill go to work for EA Sports? All they need is Yakkity Sax dubbed over that.

by yoyofutbawl on Jul 28, 2008 10:11 AM EDT reply actions

Just subtle enough to cause pain. And just mean enough for my absence for sympathy when your running game and secondary shortcomings bring your beloved back to reality….

But still, well played.

by Bobby Decatur on Jul 28, 2008 10:19 AM EDT reply actions

Actually, Noel promised all of his “girls” he would blow them a kiss during a play. Unfortunately they were scattered through out the stadium, so he went ahead and got that taken care of on one play.

by skinnyphatman on Jul 28, 2008 10:32 AM EDT reply actions

I wish I could watch youtube at work

by haybeav on Jul 28, 2008 10:32 AM EDT reply actions

suck.

heartless.

only Sugar Bowl we will likely ever see in Atl and we lost to those couch-burning slobs.
dammit.

by dawgaddict on Jul 28, 2008 10:40 AM EDT reply actions

The only thing missing was tiny little video game fans lighting tiny little video game couches on fire.

by AlanInDC on Jul 28, 2008 10:40 AM EDT reply actions

Bet he can’t outrun child support.

by Allahver Fist on Jul 28, 2008 10:41 AM EDT reply actions

does every gold tooth = an offspring of his?

by Erdinger on Jul 28, 2008 10:45 AM EDT reply actions

he really is that fast…
he stole Deion Sanders’ car that one time…

by dawgaddict on Jul 28, 2008 10:56 AM EDT reply actions

The difference between Noel Devine and Bo Jackson from Techmo Bowl, is that you could take the handoff and run back to your goal line, hell go all the back of the end zone, and actually break or run over every defensive player on the field……..twice…..on purpose….

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 28, 2008 11:12 AM EDT reply actions

The sad thing is that it didn’t incorporate his patented spin move.

by Hossnfeffer on Jul 28, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions

You know, you’d think the QB would help a LITTLE!! Lazy bastard just stood there the entire play.

by NativeSon on Jul 28, 2008 11:31 AM EDT reply actions

That first quarter actually made me naseous. Though it was kind of interesting watching from the end zone as huge holes opened up in Georgia’s line every play.

by Biggus Rickus on Jul 28, 2008 11:43 AM EDT reply actions

Could you throw us a bone, Orson, and someday post highlights from SECOND half?

by NRBQ on Jul 28, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

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by NRBQ on Jul 28, 2008 12:15 PM EDT reply actions

Needs more zig-zag movement with would-be-tacklers diving at his heels.

by fallex on Jul 28, 2008 12:47 PM EDT reply actions

in fairness, the sugar bowl video shown features Steve Slaton… more a Flash Gordon to Noel Devine’s Nightcrawler-esque “here I am, now I’m over here” style

by beckett on Jul 28, 2008 1:21 PM EDT reply actions

I like when Devine changes directions, again, and one of the defenders blows out his knee tripping over the 15 yard line. Thankfully, it’s just a game so the guy gets up and starts “pursuing” him again.

by jebus on Jul 28, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions