Comments on: HOLY SMOKING HELL SLOW DOWN GENTLEMEN

By: COB

COB — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:58:43 +0000

RE: 31. If finishing second is tripping over dicks, what is the rest of the NCAA? I see your logic, only one team proves worthiness and the rest of the teams should fold their programs…of course. I would rather trip over the dick and finish second then finish third and end up with it your mouth.

By: sb

sb — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:07:52 +0000

pants @ #24…your pettiness is showing…I have seen vehement responses and even some that were justified, but, wtf, dude…did he hit a nerve or what? Especially after youse guys just tripped over dicks thrice in a row (two f-ball and one-bball) for the natty champs…sucks hard and understandably so. My buddhist psychic lesbian friend says “Let it go and gain the world”…so maybe that might help…and no, I have yet to get into her pants, but here’s to hopin’…

That cavalier still looks like a butt-pirate…

By: Poe McKnoe

Poe McKnoe — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:38:04 +0000

@ 27

The only problem with that theory is that Escalades and cash are normally reserved for impact players. Moreover, you may know them as the guys that gets stars under them in NCAA 2009. Troy Smith, Reggie Bush, Percy Harvin, etc.

Not a middle of the road DE parading as a DT.

By: sb

sb — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:19:05 +0000

…uh, is that mascot a Cavalier or a butt pirate? Same thing? Oh, sorry.

By: Cheeburger

Cheeburger — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:59:34 +0000

“Hey �cbus=******� You do realize anyone who would actually think it is cool or funny to choose a moniker like that is automatically a grade A douchebag by definition, correct? Of course you don�t, you stupid fuck.”

Yeah, that is NOT cool, man.

Sincerely,
Bomb Ann Arbor Now

By: Anon

Anon — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:00:34 +0000

Expect more Fulmer Cup points for OSU courtesy of Doug Worthington — this will not turn out to be ‘just’ a DUI.

See here:

http://wtvn.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=&article=4015199

I’ll emphasize the statement, “Police also say Worthington’s Cadillac Escalade had license plates that were registered to another vehicle.”

By: godawg

godawg — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:28:10 +0000

Club 216 rules clearly state that membership is 50 bucks and you may bring your own hard licker…

http://www.club216.com/files/membership/membership.html-ssi

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:20:33 +0000

Columbus didn’t kill my dad, but it nearly killed me. I spent a couple of years there one summer. Never again.

As far as I’m concerned “cbus=shithole” is off the hook. Truth is a defense to libel in all 50 states.

By: Pants McPants

Pants McPants — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:58:46 +0000

Hey “cbus=******” You do realize anyone who would actually think it is cool or funny to choose a moniker like that is automatically a grade A douchebag by definition, correct? Of course you don’t, you stupid fuck.

And akaRon- OSU has had very few problems with the law in the last few years (couple DUIs, a $20 solicitation) and the players have been punished for them. Maybe you should stick to the same old “poop in a cooler” jokes you’ve been recycling for the last 3 years on NDNation, where your bitterness over OSU’s success and the Domers absolute suckitude still have a lapping audience. Obviously, the city of Columbus must’ve killed your Dad but it’s time to move on man.

Freaking morons.

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:33:24 +0000

So I can trust you to stay awake during a second tier ACC game? Like, say, UNC-NC State?

By: Busted Draft Pick

Busted Draft Pick — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:20:09 +0000

It’s ho-hum police blotter incidents like this that make Fulmer Cup style points so critically important. Kevin Grady blew something like a 3.18 x 10^7. The guy’s exhalations were actually classified as a munition by the US government.

Worthington, from what I’ve read, blew a .08 ten days before his 21st birthday. The guy is screwed for underage consumption, certainly. But thankfully the Fulmer Cup is wise enough to recognize the difference between true achievement and simple youth.

By: Bomb Ann Arbor Now

Bomb Ann Arbor Now — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:41:15 +0000

@16–

I’m the dbag you are looking for!

I believe what I said initially was welcome to the world of college football as all 119 other teams know it. It’s a slimy place, son. see ya’ in november.

By: Yappo

Yappo — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:24:16 +0000

I can’t wait to play UVA this year. The signs and chants write themselves.

By: putters

putters — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:41:45 +0000

It’s Jarrell Powe that’s keeping you up at night. He’s the spawn of Rulon Gardner and a half mongoose half hammerhead shark who was raised by Steve Emtman that is 400 lbs and has quit eating babies dipped in gravy and switched to QB’s because “they taste like chicken”….he eats commas as well

By: COB

COB — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:56:41 +0000

Half-assed effort in Fulmer cups points for the Buckeyes. FnC and pedestrian DUI, just a very lackluster off-season. Watching the Outside the Lines story on PSU and their 47 players charged with crimes since 2002 makes tOSU’s efforts seem quite pathetic. Mix in a gang beating and/or credit card fraud charge (bonus for credit of a deceased person), c’mon. I could deal without more gay bar infractions though, the ‘being-out-run-by-pretty-boy-bobbi’ risk is just too high and utterly embarassing.