Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 7/28/2008

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:32:27 +0000

#24
That explains why there are no black swimmers….I knew it!

By: trueparallels

trueparallels — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:59:55 +0000

@#20:

You have no idea how right your joke actually is. I had a friend on an ACC swim team, and she said that with few exceptions a majority of the men’s swim team was gay.

By: chaimy

chaimy — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:55:38 +0000

What about, “Our Heaux-Meaux will kill your Meaux-Jeaux” for the LSU sign?

By: Cardiac Kids

Cardiac Kids — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:42:27 +0000

@#20 now_a_hoo:

Thank you…that was outrageously funny.

By: JLo

JLo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:58:43 +0000

“Hell, in the ACC they are a dime a dozen in the non-major sports.”

Even in the major sports – I have it on good authority that Reggie Ball is VERY gay (NTTAWWT.)

No, that’s not even supposed to be the setup for a ‘Reggie Ball sucks’ joke… although it makes it even funnier.

By: now_a_hoo

now_a_hoo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:24:48 +0000

Meatybob- another grammatically acceptable reading would be that he (sidekick) was a non-major ACC sport. That would be much more impressive, no?

“Hi guys, I’m SWIMMING. Yes, the whole goddammned sport.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:56:04 +0000

“Note�the key is openly gay�everyone knows there have been plenty of gay athletes. Just not many that were open about it.

Hell, in the ACC they are a dime a dozen in the non-major sports. And yes, I would know because I was one.”

So were you in an non-major ACC sport, were you gay, or were you both. Sorry, unmodified pronoun, the GMAT would hand your ass.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:08:39 +0000

How bout Nick Saban, Paul Finebaum and a Fox Sports anchor in a 8ft boat where their knees are touching……Gay or Not Gay?

By: This Guy

This Guy — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:59:42 +0000

Show of hands…who really thinks someone named Steve Spurrier would be willing OR welcome to coach in Knoxville?

Anyone?

Yeah, me neither.

By: Cardiac Kids

Cardiac Kids — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:48:29 +0000

@ #7, yoyofutbawl:

“Bryant Denny Saban Stadium” – where did that come from? Was it in the SEC in 25 Years article? I couldn’t find it.

By: WarCardinals

WarCardinals — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:07:35 +0000

John Denver ref – too soon.

Saban is trying his damndest to get into that Atlanta recruiting base. I heard in 2010 he’s looking to play Temple in Atlanta.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:26:39 +0000

…..and I miss SMQ already……just like playing NCAA 2009 til 2am (and getting waxed by some random 12 yr old who talked so much smack he had to be cheating)…..makes me miss a season we are yet to play……..also is it me or is that new Bud Lite Lime too easy to drink? I mean usually on a hot day on the water it takes a little while to nurse a 6 pack, but damn 15 mins? before all 4 of us had only wakeboarded for 2 hrs and all that shit (case and a half) was gone….

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:18:47 +0000

Its not the fear of flying…the flying is the fun part…..
the fear I have is the engines quit working….at the same time…at the apex of the flight…..and the flight path becomes that of a brick…..for every foot you fly forward, you drop 2 feet at the same time, real fast, and you hit the ground real hard, or you end up like the people on LOST……….living on an island……kinda like being an actual Alabama fan in theory…..

By: now_a_hoo

now_a_hoo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:52:12 +0000

I’ll beat Kanu to the punch, and note that there’s an outside chance Armanti Edwards becomes a tall, rail-thin Dutch #8-ish striker who often misses Champions League matches due to fear of flying.

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:35:08 +0000

I’d say the idea of swapping out Louisville for Vandy is a lot worse than openly gay athletes.