Comments on: STILL MORE SEC MEDIA DAY NOTES

By: Pirate Petey

Pirate Petey — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:09:15 +0000

yarrrr…. went to that Alabama state once, rode me ship into the port they call Moe-Bill… must be the names of two previous coaches

them people will say “yassir” and “nossir” to roadkill and floozies… so saying it to our good Captain Spencer is right and just

methinks it’s just a tactic to make you feel superior right before they shanghai you and put you to work in a factory making them little paper pom-poms… they use millions of those little rascals each year ya know

By: War Eagle Atlanta

War Eagle Atlanta — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:01:57 +0000

Yes, it was easy to discern the early T-100 Terminator models by their rubbery orange skin and impeccable dress…

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:19:05 +0000

Hey, skin tone like that can get you a free ride to Harvard.

By: Pick6Bamr

Pick6Bamr — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:21:43 +0000

So why do you think this guy can be at SEC Media Days on a Thursday in July:

1. Unemployed due to illegal immigration
2. Annual Lottery payouts
3. Nightshift at the chicken processing plant
4. Sold his contracting company to “live the dream” on all that money he made off the yuppies

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:15:53 +0000

I thought that guy was a George Hamilton Melanoma Extreme Accelerator sales rep, but he wasnt quite that
pumpkiny-sunshiny deep shade of orange.
Now I know the definition of Shiny, Happy People. You would think someone would be brave enough to tell him that if he isnt competing in a Masters Bodybuilding show, that Pro Tan will ruin his nice white shirt and stain his white hair if he sweats even a lil.

By: blon57

blon57 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:07:05 +0000

One of the more amusing quotes to come out of Big 12 media days…

Art Briles: “Baylor can’t be scared of success”

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:01:54 +0000

You should ask Swindle about them, they’re huge in Florida and Georgia (heh heh, heh heh, I said huge)

By: blon57

blon57 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:00:53 +0000

#36

I forgot about ol’ Richard and HealthSouth. It is nice to know you have your fair share of corporate crooks.

I had not heard of Truck Nutz, had to google that one. Boy, I hope those things don’t migrate west of Alabama.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:53:00 +0000

You’re right, they’re taking it out of their Botox fund… but don’t worry about him, he’s runnin’ his 73 F-150 on straight moonshine.

By: MalibuJuice

MalibuJuice — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:50:56 +0000

PeterPeterPeter, UCLA followers aren’t the brightest of folk. As a Trojan, I’ll give you that. The difference, my friend, is that UCLA fan isn’t taking gas out of his tank to pay for it.

By: The Song of Hiawatha Francisco

The Song of Hiawatha Francisco — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:47:16 +0000

Jamie Lee Curtis looks like shit.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:39:12 +0000

Blon, sweetie, where do you think all that corruption money in Montgomery goes? Have you seen Richard Scruchi?

Other than those insanely rich few though, it’s mostly flannel and wranglers, F150s and gun racks, actually. And Truck Nutz.

Oh, and MalibuJuice, I’ve seen the crap UCLA people pay $400 for, so don’t even start.

By: MalibuJuice

MalibuJuice — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:33:08 +0000

If that’s what it means to be an SEC fan, then I’ll gladly take a backseat as a Pac-10 guy. Roll Trash!

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:25:04 +0000

Well, if we’re going to talk cult of personality:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZ5SVDYBNrY

By: Dumpster Baby

Dumpster Baby — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:23:54 +0000

“Alabama football: committed does not begin to describe it.”

My vote for quote of the day