STILL MORE SEC MEDIA DAY NOTES
Here and here. The video of the Alabama fan is particularly…enlightening. Passed Tuberville on the way to lunch, and he looked almost unnaturally tan. Not quite as tan as some…
…but not too far off, either.
Here and here. The video of the Alabama fan is particularly…enlightening. Passed Tuberville on the way to lunch, and he looked almost unnaturally tan. Not quite as tan as some…
…but not too far off, either.
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Obviously he decided to take one of the free spots on the Quad this fall, so he had a few hundred to throw around.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
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Picture Me Rollin says:
You totally lost him when you said, “Armani”.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
I’m not sure he lost him so much as made him think, Armani? Who’s this faggot?
July 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
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PW says:
I’m a lifelong Gator fan and there’s no way in hell I’d purchase a painting of Meyer, Spurrier, or Donovan– all of whom have actually won championships at UF.
Saban lost to freakin’ Louisiana-Monroe last year and someone is gonna pay $400 for his portrait?! I guess it’ll make an interesting conversation piece in 4 years when you guys run him out of town for not having won the SEC west yet.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
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Brandon Cox's Vagina says:
Tuberville gets more sun in Alabama because Nick Saban casts a short shadow.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
Quick someone loosen that lizard man’s tie, he’s gotta be suffocating.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
$400 for Saban? Jebus. I wonder what pics of the Bahr are going for these days.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
#2 – I was about to make the same comment.
I also chuckle when a decidedly middle aged redneck man says “yessir” to a guy clearly 10 years his junior. It’s like he could sense the magnitude of the educational and social dispairty between himself and the “normal” person he is addressing.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
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Ryno says:
Bigger Cult of Personality: Khomeini or Saban?
July 24th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
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dragonash says:
I saw that that same guy early this morning standing at the University Boulevard and Eighth Ave S. exit on B’ham Southside with a sign saying “Wil wurk fur foode” . That’s why you can never trust these types.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
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adolf oliver bush says:
Um, excsue me, but who are the people in the pic?
July 24th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Isn’t $399 a lot to decorate a mobile home?
July 24th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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blon57 says:
#11
The orange guy is the CEO of Countrywide. Needless to say, his lfe isn’t very good right now. But then, would you want a mortgage from a man that spends too much time in his home tanning booth?
July 24th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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adolf oliver bush says:
Thanks #13. I’m busy suing that guy.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
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Ryno says:
#12 – True.
But we can’t all have anal bead sized buckeye nuts hanging around the mirror of our 18 wheeler as we take the next shipment of furniture from Tupelo to Kalamazoo can we?
July 24th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
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blon57 says:
I forgot to list his name, Angelo Mozilo.
He is currently on the cover of Portfolio, but he is not that shade of orange. Did someone photoshop that picture or was he actually that color when the photo was taken?
July 24th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
aob, sue him good and hard for me, right up the a$$
July 24th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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bucng8r says:
Nice tan, yea. By the way, has Friday cheesecake gone the way of the dinosaur? Mee likes some tan booty….
July 24th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
Agreed that $400 is way too much for any picture. If I’m going to spend nearly half a grand on anything it better have some moving parts, light up, serve drinks, strip or dance or do something.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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blon57 says:
Go after his wardrobe, it is probably worth more than his company. I can’t even imagine how much that man spends on clothes.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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Grimey says:
Get me Armani. ON THE PHONE! (You’re not going to Paris.)
July 24th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
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Doug says:
Dammit, Herbstreit, I told you not to leave Corso out in the sun like that!
July 24th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
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blon57 says:
I just watched the video. Loved the blank look when Spencer said Saban was wearing Armani. Do they even know what Armani is in Alabama?
July 24th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
off topic….
dude you’re blogging about the f’ing tour de france over there?? did you lose a bet??
July 24th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
blon @23
They think it is one of them hard shelled things that get run over on the highway.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Blon57, you’re from Texas, right? I know you’re not seriously asking that question from a state where men wear saddleback leather jackets with fringe.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
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CrimsonBarrister says:
#9- I’d say the American politician who drew a crowd of 200k Germans today…
By the way, how close did Swindle have to get to Saban to check out his suit label? Getting that close is a mighty bold move for somone who fails to run a sub 4.9/ 40…
July 24th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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spartanmike says:
@blon57
Actually, life for Mr. Mozilo is just fine, thank you. He doesn’t want for much…if you bought some of his repackaged mortgages or common stock, then fuck you, but he’s cold pimpin’ it right now.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
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blon57 says:
Now, Peter. Men in Texas don’t really wear saddleback leather jackets with fringe. They are more into wranglers and flannel, driving F-150s with gun racks. A very select few wear Armani and those were transplants from the east or west coast.
You’re telling me that men in Alabama wear Armani? Other than Saban, of course.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
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Brandon Cox's Vagina says:
#27 – Orson’s Wingspan >>>> Saban’s wingspan. Orson just held his palm to Sabahr’s forehead and watched him swing wildly at the just-out-of-reach ribs.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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OrangeRedBlueBlack says:
Which is brighter: the earthy sheen of Tuberville’s bronzen forehead, or the cinder glow of Saban’s DeathEater eyes?
July 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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adolf oliver bush says:
Is that Chris Leak on the far right, and Frau Farbissina in the middle?
July 24th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Dumpster Baby says:
“Alabama football: committed does not begin to describe it.”
My vote for quote of the day
July 24th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Well, if we’re going to talk cult of personality:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZ5SVDYBNrY
July 24th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
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MalibuJuice says:
If that’s what it means to be an SEC fan, then I’ll gladly take a backseat as a Pac-10 guy. Roll Trash!
July 24th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Blon, sweetie, where do you think all that corruption money in Montgomery goes? Have you seen Richard Scruchi?
Other than those insanely rich few though, it’s mostly flannel and wranglers, F150s and gun racks, actually. And Truck Nutz.
Oh, and MalibuJuice, I’ve seen the crap UCLA people pay $400 for, so don’t even start.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
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The Song of Hiawatha Francisco says:
Jamie Lee Curtis looks like shit.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
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MalibuJuice says:
PeterPeterPeter, UCLA followers aren’t the brightest of folk. As a Trojan, I’ll give you that. The difference, my friend, is that UCLA fan isn’t taking gas out of his tank to pay for it.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
You’re right, they’re taking it out of their Botox fund… but don’t worry about him, he’s runnin’ his 73 F-150 on straight moonshine.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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blon57 says:
#36
I forgot about ol’ Richard and HealthSouth. It is nice to know you have your fair share of corporate crooks.
I had not heard of Truck Nutz, had to google that one. Boy, I hope those things don’t migrate west of Alabama.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
You should ask Swindle about them, they’re huge in Florida and Georgia (heh heh, heh heh, I said huge)
July 24th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
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blon57 says:
One of the more amusing quotes to come out of Big 12 media days…
Art Briles: “Baylor can’t be scared of success”
July 24th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
I thought that guy was a George Hamilton Melanoma Extreme Accelerator sales rep, but he wasnt quite that
pumpkiny-sunshiny deep shade of orange.
Now I know the definition of Shiny, Happy People. You would think someone would be brave enough to tell him that if he isnt competing in a Masters Bodybuilding show, that Pro Tan will ruin his nice white shirt and stain his white hair if he sweats even a lil.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Pick6Bamr says:
So why do you think this guy can be at SEC Media Days on a Thursday in July:
1. Unemployed due to illegal immigration
2. Annual Lottery payouts
3. Nightshift at the chicken processing plant
4. Sold his contracting company to “live the dream” on all that money he made off the yuppies
July 24th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
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Raider Red says:
Hey, skin tone like that can get you a free ride to Harvard.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
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War Eagle Atlanta says:
Yes, it was easy to discern the early T-100 Terminator models by their rubbery orange skin and impeccable dress…
July 24th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
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Pirate Petey says:
yarrrr…. went to that Alabama state once, rode me ship into the port they call Moe-Bill… must be the names of two previous coaches
them people will say “yassir” and “nossir” to roadkill and floozies… so saying it to our good Captain Spencer is right and just
methinks it’s just a tactic to make you feel superior right before they shanghai you and put you to work in a factory making them little paper pom-poms… they use millions of those little rascals each year ya know
July 25th, 2008 at 8:09 am