Comments on: SEC MEDIA DAYS: SABAN ARRIVES SANS CHARIOT OF FLAMES

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:43:35 +0000

I heard Columbus is under seige by the AFLAC mafia

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:36:01 +0000

Orson, you’re a sissy.

You gotta put some Peter Fonda apehangers on your ride.

(Nicholson on the back would also help with the cred.)

By: rok.e.top

rok.e.top — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:16:01 +0000

Clay Aiken has his “claymates”, so I hereby declare all fans of Tim Tebo will henceforth be known to be (and have)

“Teboners”

By: PW

PW — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:13:44 +0000

Orson, Charlie Weis scoffs at your and Hrothgar’s barely noticeable tiny butt-in-the-front.

By: Buford T. Johes

Buford T. Johes — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:58:10 +0000

so how many points does a subpoena get you for the Fulmer Cup?

By: Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive

Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:46:21 +0000

Steve @ 35-
While Hoover is technically a suburb of Birmingham, most people would only say that they are from Birmingham because when out of state most people wouldn’t know where the hell Hoover was (even after watching “2-A-Days” on MTV). But if you have ever lived in the area, most people that live even close to Hoover would say “Hoover” looong before they would say they are from Birmingham.
On the other hand, I met someone last weekend in an airport in New Orleans that claimed they were from Atlanta, and when i told them i had family and friends there and asked where in ATL he lived he replied “Oh, Columbus”. Co-fucking-lumbus. Columbus, GA is on the border of Alabama about 2 hours away from ATL if you drive really fast- it’s closer to Montgomery, AL, than ATL.

just sayin…

By: PW

PW — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:40:56 +0000

Hrothgar was the hot one. May he rest in peace.

By: Bagger Douche

Bagger Douche — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:20:10 +0000

#45, meatybob

Those smiles Tebow puts on kids’ faces were ripped off those of opponents’ fans.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:15:38 +0000

“If I can change a kid’s life for the better, that’s more important than to me than going out there and beating Georgia or Florida State,” Tebow said Wednesday. “[Winning those games] is very special to me, but it doesn’t come close to having the ability to put a smile on a kid’s face.”

Tebow’s a pussy.

By: OrangeRedBlueBlack

OrangeRedBlueBlack — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:11:33 +0000

40, yes, mixed upbringing, identity crisis, psychological trauma, doubly sick obsession with da foosball.

38, I’m impressed with your mastery of the Swindle psyche. Orson’s displaced hero worship seems so obvious now.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:49:28 +0000

#41 Well played.

Now hand over your kneecaps.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:24:20 +0000

No Orson, you are not fat, you are big boned.
And by big boned we mean obese.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:23:16 +0000

Yes, Saban has, and in fact has hired former Auburn OC Franklin while mingling in B’ham.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:11:55 +0000

# 30 Divided loyalties?

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:04:05 +0000

Has Nick Saban already canned his OC?

(Was that troll a little to obvious?)