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July 24, 2008

COACH RICHT CAN, BUT DID NOT CRANK DAT.

Mark Richt can but did not crank dat, sadly.

Nick Saban’s procession through Media Days did gain some momentum, though.

By Freek, of course…but close enough.

Filed under: allons-y SEC by Orson Swindle

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39 Responses to “COACH RICHT CAN, BUT DID NOT CRANK DAT.”

1

Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive says:

Matthew Bourne?

July 24th, 2008 at 10:56 am
2

Crabapple Buck says:

LSUFreek=Photoshop Jesus

July 24th, 2008 at 10:58 am
3

TIGERinATL says:

Kenny Irons related threadjack:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,390080,00.html

July 24th, 2008 at 10:58 am
4

Orson Swindle says:

We do that every time.

July 24th, 2008 at 10:59 am
5

TIGERinATL says:

The detergent box is an excellent touch.

July 24th, 2008 at 11:06 am
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gerry dorsey says:

f’ing genius…like i expected anything less

July 24th, 2008 at 11:08 am
7

Bagger Douche says:

I guess Massaquoi can measure distance with his eyes closed.

July 24th, 2008 at 11:14 am
8

IFChris says:

Can someone please get LSUFreek a freaking blog so he archive all of his Photoshop brilliance. It’s becoming a moral imperative.

July 24th, 2008 at 11:15 am
9

Not Baghead says:

It’s Jason Bourne or Matthew Damon but certainly not Matthew Bourne.

July 24th, 2008 at 11:20 am
10

hunglikehussain says:

Mark Richt and Soulja Boy was last year.

This year after the first score against UF, the plan is for the Red Coat band to play…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ

Not my idea, but I would love it.

July 24th, 2008 at 11:23 am
11

sandman227 says:

I agree with TIGER: the “Tide” box was a masterstroke

July 24th, 2008 at 11:27 am
12

PeterPumpkinhead says:

That was quick thinking of Kenny to come up with that “Hidden Camera TV Show” cover story.

July 24th, 2008 at 11:28 am
13

sonofsamford says:

Saban’s Jesu-mullet is glorious.

July 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am
14

The Holy Grail says:

That is incredible…. perfect…. if Saban were holding The Holy Grail, that would be perfection….. always a favorite site even for a Holyier than thou Northern Big Ten fan….

July 24th, 2008 at 11:51 am
15

Downtown Plainsman says:

Bra-fuckin-vo

“Genius is born, not paid.”

- Oscar Wilde

July 24th, 2008 at 11:58 am
16

CincySooner says:

Pete Carroll learned how to win forever from LSUFreek

July 24th, 2008 at 11:58 am
17

skinnyphatman says:

I thank LSUFreek for sparing us the more graphic scenes from that snuff film. Although I am sure Pharisee Tubberville has plans for a good scourging.

July 24th, 2008 at 11:59 am
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Der Schatten says:

@18

We always called it The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

July 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
19

Jesus says:

You guys gotta archive or post LSUFreek’s work-to-date. I honestly look forward to this stuff every day, and he never disappoints. I don’t think I have seen all of them though, which saddens me.

Autopietrader.com

July 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
20

NativeSon says:

@10
It’s true: You guys really can’t get out of the 80’s, can you.

July 24th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
21

Kevin McGuire says:

I love it. Keep ‘em coming.

July 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
22

Mr. Pelican Pants says:

Everytime I see that Saban face- I instantly want to be sure I have a cover sheet on all my TPS reports, then I hide my red stapler.

July 24th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
23

Mr. Pelican Pants says:

Speaking of Saban, who is this fat-ass named David Lamm that was on Finebaum yesterday while he was broadcasting live from the Wynfrey talking out of his ass? Sounds like he makes shit up, then he said the whole state of Alabama is stuck in ‘56……I disagree, I think its 1982…..Thriller bitches….thriller……..

July 24th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
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TIGERinATL says:

As an escapee of the heart of dixie, I have to concure with Mr. Lamm. I don’t know who he is either, but any Finebaum guest who doesn’t lick Saban’s taint is fine by me. Cecil Hurt, I’m looking at you.

July 24th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
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TIGERinATL says:

that would be “concur”

July 24th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
26

Allahver Fist says:

Lamm is an off his rocker blowhard out of Jacksonville, FL sports radio.

July 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
27

Ltrain says:

Lamm is a poor’s man’s Finebaum; he’d love to be Finebaum but isn’t smart enough to walk the Finebaumian line of keeping all sides just enough pissed to keep tuning in…most Florida fans consider him a major FSU sycophant, but that could be homerism, I honestly didn’t pay any attention to his inane drivel back when I had the er, opportunity.

And Lamm may be fatter than Mangino.

July 24th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
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The Snake will Drive Again! says:

Cecil Hurt writes for the Tuscaloosa fucking News. Who’s taint would you have him lick? Do you think hometown journalists are impartial? I don’t think he’d be selling much ad space blasting the home town coach in every editorial.

July 24th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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Allahver Fist says:

If you want to hear stories about sleep apnea, food, senior moments, cigars, and Jimmy Smith “retired from the Jags because of cocaine” conspiracies, this man is your God.

July 24th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
30

The Deuce says:

Y’know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but he’s rocking the shit in this one!

July 24th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
31

ChemE93 says:

LSUfreek made one key oversight, though. They would not be laying down palm branches for his colt to walk over. It would be underpants. Men’s underpants.

July 24th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
32

socalbryan says:

Obama looks an awful lot like Saban in that “video.”

July 24th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
33

Andy says:

As a Bama fan…. That’s funny as shit, Tide box and all. Especially the placid, slightly dim-witted look on the second coming’s face. The Freek comes through again.

July 25th, 2008 at 12:10 am
34

sullivan013 says:

100 Cocktails to LSUFreek. The Supreme Being of Farkness.

The metaphor is perfect, especially because in a very short time, that same crowd will likely be screaming ‘Crucify him!’ and “We want Barrabus!” after yet another Iron Bowl loss.

July 25th, 2008 at 6:55 am
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wooderson says:

Who’s the other guy besides Saban in that fark?

(don’t say Pilate).

July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 am
36

ChemE93 says:

Who�s the other guy besides Saban in that fark?

(don�t say Pilate).

Here’s your ironic article of the day.

July 25th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
37

War Eagle Atlanta says:

Tuberville is everyone’s Pilate…

Except Mark Richt’s, lately….

July 25th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
38

gurn says:

#17 –

That wasn’t Gibson’s film. That scene was from Ziferelli’s (sp?) “Jesus of Nazareth.”

Brilliant work by the Freek, of course.

July 25th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
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sandman227 says:

It’s Sunday, and I’m dealing with a 2 hour delay here at the Charlotte airport…..this fark is still funny on the 500th look-see

July 27th, 2008 at 3:06 pm