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Around SBN: The End Of Sabanball: Details, Barbarians, And Precision

COACH RICHT CAN, BUT DID NOT CRANK DAT.

Mark Richt can but did not crank dat, sadly.

Nick Saban's procession through Media Days did gain some momentum, though.


By Freek, of course...but close enough.

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Matthew Bourne?

by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Jul 24, 2008 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

LSUFreek=Photoshop Jesus

by Crabapple Buck on Jul 24, 2008 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

We do that every time.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 24, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

The detergent box is an excellent touch.

by TIGERinATL on Jul 24, 2008 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

f’ing genius…like i expected anything less

by gerry dorsey on Jul 24, 2008 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess Massaquoi can measure distance with his eyes closed.

by Bagger Douche on Jul 24, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone please get LSUFreek a freaking blog so he archive all of his Photoshop brilliance. It’s becoming a moral imperative.

by IFChris on Jul 24, 2008 12:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s Jason Bourne or Matthew Damon but certainly not Matthew Bourne.

by Not Baghead on Jul 24, 2008 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Richt and Soulja Boy was last year.

This year after the first score against UF, the plan is for the Red Coat band to play…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ

Not my idea, but I would love it.

by hunglikehussain on Jul 24, 2008 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree with TIGER: the “Tide” box was a masterstroke

by sandman227 on Jul 24, 2008 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That was quick thinking of Kenny to come up with that “Hidden Camera TV Show” cover story.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Jul 24, 2008 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Saban’s Jesu-mullet is glorious.

by sonofsamford on Jul 24, 2008 12:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That is incredible…. perfect…. if Saban were holding The Holy Grail, that would be perfection….. always a favorite site even for a Holyier than thou Northern Big Ten fan….

by The Holy Grail on Jul 24, 2008 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Bra-fuckin-vo

“Genius is born, not paid.”

- Oscar Wilde

by Downtown Plainsman on Jul 24, 2008 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Pete Carroll learned how to win forever from LSUFreek

by CincySooner on Jul 24, 2008 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I thank LSUFreek for sparing us the more graphic scenes from that snuff film. Although I am sure Pharisee Tubberville has plans for a good scourging.

by skinnyphatman on Jul 24, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

@18

We always called it The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

by Der Schatten on Jul 24, 2008 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

You guys gotta archive or post LSUFreek’s work-to-date. I honestly look forward to this stuff every day, and he never disappoints. I don’t think I have seen all of them though, which saddens me.

Autopietrader.com

by Jesus on Jul 24, 2008 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

@10
It’s true: You guys really can’t get out of the 80’s, can you.

by NativeSon on Jul 24, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I love it. Keep ’em coming.

by Kevin McGuire on Jul 24, 2008 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Everytime I see that Saban face- I instantly want to be sure I have a cover sheet on all my TPS reports, then I hide my red stapler.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of Saban, who is this fat-ass named David Lamm that was on Finebaum yesterday while he was broadcasting live from the Wynfrey talking out of his ass? Sounds like he makes shit up, then he said the whole state of Alabama is stuck in ’56……I disagree, I think its 1982…..Thriller bitches….thriller……..

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 24, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

As an escapee of the heart of dixie, I have to concure with Mr. Lamm. I don’t know who he is either, but any Finebaum guest who doesn’t lick Saban’s taint is fine by me. Cecil Hurt, I’m looking at you.

by TIGERinATL on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be “concur”

by TIGERinATL on Jul 24, 2008 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Lamm is an off his rocker blowhard out of Jacksonville, FL sports radio.

by Allahver Fist on Jul 24, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Lamm is a poor’s man’s Finebaum; he’d love to be Finebaum but isn’t smart enough to walk the Finebaumian line of keeping all sides just enough pissed to keep tuning in…most Florida fans consider him a major FSU sycophant, but that could be homerism, I honestly didn’t pay any attention to his inane drivel back when I had the er, opportunity.

And Lamm may be fatter than Mangino.

by Ltrain on Jul 24, 2008 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Cecil Hurt writes for the Tuscaloosa fucking News. Who’s taint would you have him lick? Do you think hometown journalists are impartial? I don’t think he’d be selling much ad space blasting the home town coach in every editorial.

by The Snake will Drive Again! on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

If you want to hear stories about sleep apnea, food, senior moments, cigars, and Jimmy Smith “retired from the Jags because of cocaine” conspiracies, this man is your God.

by Allahver Fist on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Y’know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but he’s rocking the shit in this one!

by The Deuce on Jul 24, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

LSUfreek made one key oversight, though. They would not be laying down palm branches for his colt to walk over. It would be underpants. Men’s underpants.

by ChemE93 on Jul 24, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Obama looks an awful lot like Saban in that “video.”

by socalbryan on Jul 24, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

As a Bama fan…. That’s funny as shit, Tide box and all. Especially the placid, slightly dim-witted look on the second coming’s face. The Freek comes through again.

by Andy on Jul 25, 2008 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

100 Cocktails to LSUFreek. The Supreme Being of Farkness.

The metaphor is perfect, especially because in a very short time, that same crowd will likely be screaming ‘Crucify him!’ and “We want Barrabus!” after yet another Iron Bowl loss.

by sullivan013 on Jul 25, 2008 7:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Who’s the other guy besides Saban in that fark?

(don’t say Pilate).

by wooderson on Jul 25, 2008 7:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Who’s the other guy besides Saban in that fark?

(don’t say Pilate).

Here’s your ironic article of the day.

by ChemE93 on Jul 25, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Tuberville is everyone’s Pilate…

Except Mark Richt’s, lately….

by War Eagle Atlanta on Jul 25, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That wasn’t Gibson’s film. That scene was from Ziferelli’s (sp?) “Jesus of Nazareth.”

Brilliant work by the Freek, of course.

by gurn on Jul 26, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s Sunday, and I’m dealing with a 2 hour delay here at the Charlotte airport…..this fark is still funny on the 500th look-see

by sandman227 on Jul 27, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

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