Comments on: EASTERN KENTUCKY PLAYER STEALS, IS, DOUCHEBAG

By: Hossnfeffer

Hossnfeffer — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:36:11 +0000

Orson…sad…making fun of this…

You obviously have never smelled a vagina in Eastern Ky.

By: AlanInDC

AlanInDC — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:33:06 +0000

My life is now complete now that I have a HT from Orson.

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:54:32 +0000

Also @ 29….

Still a little bitter….I have my fucking rejection letter from Duke from 1991 still in my memory box

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:53:41 +0000

@29

WINNNNNNNAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHH

By: Bobby Decatur

Bobby Decatur — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:54:09 +0000

This shit just writes itself.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:19:18 +0000

Spoken like a true Douchebag

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:02:35 +0000

Re #26: Until the introduction of Marques’s Birdbath for Men spray. Sometimes, you’ve got to freshen up the ol’ fuck lion.

By: Not Baghead

Not Baghead — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:00:39 +0000

Cue Garret Morris as the butler:

Lord and Lady Douchebag!

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79tdouchebag.phtml

By: blon57

blon57 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:34:48 +0000

#26

Women can be stupid consumers. I know, I’m female. I watch what others buy in amazement.

Of course, nothing beats a beautiful pair of shoes.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:23:30 +0000

Billy Maze here for new and improved OrangeOxy Feminine Power Blaster with diposable tip

By: Chas

Chas — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:18:51 +0000

Of course, the true unspoken tragedy here is the fact that feminine hygiene gets it’s own section in the grocery store, while male hygiene products have to share a shelf with foot powder.

By: blon57

blon57 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:18:35 +0000

#23

I don’t know what he is doing. This is a strange story.

By: Bagger Douche

Bagger Douche — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:00:29 +0000

When you care enough to steal the very best…

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:58:39 +0000

blon57 @ 21 – so are you suggesting that Davin Walker is dating a GILF?

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:48:45 +0000

So Doug, in your little parody, did Roger the Doucher provide a suitable douche for “The Knights who say ewwwww”?