ATTN: TALK RADIO: THIS IS NOT REAL.
To avoid a repeat of the Sam Bradford/cocaine/fake webpage debacle that sent lawsuits flying, we’ll put this disclaimer up for the benefit of talk radio.
THIS IS NOT REAL IT IS A SATIRE AND NO THAT IS NOT REAL IT IS A JOKE.
Okay, now. Enjoy that charming mock-up of an article that, if you hold onto it for fifteen years or so, will make for easy filing for some happy stringer. But pity Bowden not: not only was he one of the two or three finest football coaches of his generation, he also got away with a life of thievery, lies, and hamburglary scot-free. Want proof? Your honor, we call on Youtube.
Once more for talk radio: BOBBY BOWDEN NOT HAMBURGLAR!!! GO TALK ABOUT FARVREVERRERE.
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GamecockTony says:
Of course that isn’t real.
Bowden’s been dead for two years!
/wait, WHAT?
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
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Midget in a Suitcase says:
ayyyyye – that Bowden fella is quite the tricky tar he is…
but this little bit of fluffery has not been able to wash away the devil ghostie that follows me everywhere today… the victory dolphin….
avast ye Orson for unleashing such an unholy terror on my life
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
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tempebamafan says:
ahhh snap, the Big King was good too. way better than that angus crap they got nowadays.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
Careful now, them Noles is serious in 2008! That, or this poster actually came off the side of the new Mortal Kombat game.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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PW says:
Love it.
It even tool a jab at Kyler Hall who, when he was in HS, I was like “this kid is a pretty good athlete, but there’s no way in hell he’ll ever play safety at FSU.”
Well I turned out to be wrong and FSU turned out to be embarking on a decade-long sucking streak.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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Doug says:
Loved the sidebar link to the story on the Cowgirl’s impending nuptials. Robble robble!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
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dudis41 says:
#6…
I chocked on my gum after reading:
“Reciever chooses FSU over Slippery Rock.”
For those of you outside of Western Pennsylvania, Slippery Rock is a tiny D-III school about 60 miles north of Pittsburgh in the middle of nowhere. Having FSU and “The Rock” in the same sentence is pants-wetting material in itself
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
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fife in the bay says:
that pic of jimbo and bobby creeped the shit out of me. jesus, look at bowden’s arm.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
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mlmintampa says:
Re 7:
My gum almost came out my nose.
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
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Der Schatten says:
That was a photoshop to make Freek proud.
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
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Dexter Fishmore says:
Ha ha. Coach Bowden sure tricked those NERRRRRDZ!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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dogtown gator says:
I’m amazed at young Terry Bowden’s acting chops in that commercial! He was so cute and adorable. And now?…
Sigh. Just another tale of a child star horribly outgrowing his charm.
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
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Boogers4Dollars says:
Wait – so Buzz says all blogs are the same, and makes sweeping generalizations and that’s bad. Two idiots in Texas report something wrong, and it’s not “attention two idiots in Texas” it’s “attention talk radio?”
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Were that it were just one set of talk radio idiots. *Sigh!*
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/07/06/sports-junkies-snookered-by-hayley-lafontaine/
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
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Mark says:
I’m pretty sure that a verbatim rendition of the recruiting of Chris Long’s little brother Kyle
http://tinyurl.com/63yf2f
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 pm