ATTN: TALK RADIO: THIS IS NOT REAL.

by Orson on Jul 22, 2008 2:23 PM EDT

To avoid a repeat of the Sam Bradford/cocaine/fake webpage debacle that sent lawsuits flying, we'll put this disclaimer up for the benefit of talk radio.

THIS IS NOT REAL IT IS A SATIRE AND NO THAT IS NOT REAL IT IS A JOKE.

Okay, now. Enjoy that charming mock-up of an article that, if you hold onto it for fifteen years or so, will make for easy filing for some happy stringer. But pity Bowden not: not only was he one of the two or three finest football coaches of his generation, he also got away with a life of thievery, lies, and hamburglary scot-free. Want proof? Your honor, we call on Youtube.

Once more for talk radio: BOBBY BOWDEN NOT HAMBURGLAR!!! GO TALK ABOUT FARVREVERRERE.

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Of course that isn’t real.
Bowden’s been dead for two years!

/wait, WHAT?

by GamecockTony on Jul 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

ayyyyye – that Bowden fella is quite the tricky tar he is…

but this little bit of fluffery has not been able to wash away the devil ghostie that follows me everywhere today… the victory dolphin….

avast ye Orson for unleashing such an unholy terror on my life

by Midget in a Suitcase on Jul 22, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

ahhh snap, the Big King was good too. way better than that angus crap they got nowadays.

by tempebamafan on Jul 22, 2008 2:29 PM EDT reply actions

Careful now, them Noles is serious in 2008! That, or this poster actually came off the side of the new Mortal Kombat game.

by Allahver Fist on Jul 22, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions

Love it.

It even tool a jab at Kyler Hall who, when he was in HS, I was like “this kid is a pretty good athlete, but there’s no way in hell he’ll ever play safety at FSU.”

Well I turned out to be wrong and FSU turned out to be embarking on a decade-long sucking streak.

by PW on Jul 22, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions

Loved the sidebar link to the story on the Cowgirl’s impending nuptials. Robble robble!

by Doug on Jul 22, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

#6…

I chocked on my gum after reading:

“Reciever chooses FSU over Slippery Rock.”

For those of you outside of Western Pennsylvania, Slippery Rock is a tiny D-III school about 60 miles north of Pittsburgh in the middle of nowhere. Having FSU and “The Rock” in the same sentence is pants-wetting material in itself

by dudis41 on Jul 22, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions

that pic of jimbo and bobby creeped the shit out of me. jesus, look at bowden’s arm.

by fife in the bay on Jul 22, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions

Re 7:
My gum almost came out my nose.

by mlmintampa on Jul 22, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

That was a photoshop to make Freek proud.

by Der Schatten on Jul 22, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions

Ha ha. Coach Bowden sure tricked those NERRRRRDZ!!

by Dexter Fishmore on Jul 22, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions

I’m amazed at young Terry Bowden’s acting chops in that commercial! He was so cute and adorable. And now?…

Sigh. Just another tale of a child star horribly outgrowing his charm.

by dogtown gator on Jul 22, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions

Wait – so Buzz says all blogs are the same, and makes sweeping generalizations and that’s bad. Two idiots in Texas report something wrong, and it’s not “attention two idiots in Texas” it’s “attention talk radio?”

by Boogers4Dollars on Jul 22, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions