Comments on: SEPARATED AT BIRTH: URBAN MEYER IS BATMAN

By: Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive

Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:40:32 +0000

Vice President

By: Tim T

Tim T — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:04:14 +0000

I have to return some video tapes……

By: PoeMcFuckinNoe

PoeMcFuckinNoe — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:45:28 +0000

I saw the movie.

Batman has too much integrity to be confused with Urban Cryer.

By: J in SD

J in SD — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:20:21 +0000

Weak chin, check. Beady eyes, check. Butt cut hairdo, check. Haffez Assad it is.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:48:48 +0000

#31 – you might be onto something. He was shot down by some lowlife criminal (USF) from the bad side of town (The Big East)

By: John

John — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:07:50 +0000

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!

By: Yuppie Scum

Yuppie Scum — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:29:19 +0000

Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

By: sullivan013

sullivan013 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:19:00 +0000

So Tommy Tuberville is Dr. Thomas Wayne? After all, he’s been CUB’s Daddy the last two seasons…..

War Eagle!

By: ChemE93

ChemE93 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:08:25 +0000

Well, they are both human… and have eyes.

That connection to the Syrian evil overlord guy, though… that was scary.

By: Ltrain

Ltrain — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:06:48 +0000

Revisionist history: Urban cried after LSU…. Ha! (sniffle).

By: Gene Shalit

Gene Shalit — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:41:58 +0000

#27, Dark Knight was a sorry excuse for a movie. It ranks right down there with Sommersby.

Do yourself a favor and stick a spork in your eye.

By: Smyth

Smyth — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:21:57 +0000

There is an uncanny resemblance.

By the way, The Dark Knight is nothing short of 2 1/2 hours of pure awesome. Drop whatever you’re doing and go see it. NOW!

By: McNulty

McNulty — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:32:29 +0000

Hey kids, watch Batman as he throws his players under the bus after the Michigan game!!!!
Pow!
Wam!!

By: socalbryan

socalbryan — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:29:14 +0000

Charlie Weis = Jabba the Hut b/c he is fat and evil

Pete Carroll = Moses b/c Pete Carroll will lead all of us to the promise land (to a BCS championship game which will not feature tOSU)

By: ya lawya

ya lawya — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:25:30 +0000

Urban Meyer couldn’t get an 8:30 res at Dorsia either, particularly not in that members only bomber jacket.