In honor of the release of Dark Knight…we finally cast Urban Meyer in our epic 46 part miniseries about Florida football. Separated at birth:
Urban Meyer…
…and…
…Christian Bale, a.k.a. preppie psycho Batman.
If you can’t see Urban donning a raincoat over a five-thousand dollar suit and killing someone with a stainless steel axe to the tune of “Hip to Be Square”…well, as a Florida fan, all we can say is that we can.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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Chuck says:
Ever notice how Christian Bale talks out the side of his mouth?
July 18th, 2008 at 10:14 am
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mlmintampa says:
I don’t know about the physical similarities, but they both have that, “I know I look depressed but I’m really excited” look that Urban debuted when Jarvis Moss beat South Carolina.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:19 am
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WarCardinals says:
Houston Nutt is the Joker, Mark Mangino is the Penguin, Bobby Petrino is Two Face
July 18th, 2008 at 10:23 am
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Darkknight says:
How dare you, sir.
How. Dare. You?
July 18th, 2008 at 10:26 am
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plactic paddy says:
I can.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:28 am
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gatorphunk says:
“Are you going to tell the guy in the five-thousand dollar suit that he can’t send Moss in to block a Succop field goal attempt in the closing seconds of a harrowing game? COME ON!”
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:28 am
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Erdinger says:
Waiter: Would you like to hear today’s specials?
Preppie Psycho Batman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:42 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Actually, Urban murdering me to the musical stylings of Huey Lews and the News is a recurring nightmare of mine. The worst was the night he used the pick-axe while “Stuck with You” played. I couldn’t sleep for days.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:46 am
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Bo says:
Meyer and Bale could also be the Wonder Twins.
I wonder which one will turn into an ice cube?
July 18th, 2008 at 10:49 am
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PW says:
3
Weis is the “Revolting Blob” from Billy Madison.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:50 am
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ActuaryDawg says:
I have a good seperated at birth item.
Try Urban Meyer and Syrian tyrant Bashir Assad.
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/actuarydawg/bashir-meyer.jpg
July 18th, 2008 at 10:51 am
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secFTW says:
chuck: my attention has always been focused on his vampire like canines. the background to this post is bone white, and the font is something called silian rail.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:55 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Batman doesn’t cry after losing to Auburn.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:57 am
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Kenny says:
Meh. I see it happening more in a Member’s Only jacket.
Member’s Only. What champions wear in the Arizona night.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:58 am
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Craig says:
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I actually see Weis, if he grows out his hair, as “Fat Bastard” from Austin Powers.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:58 am
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Bagger Douche says:
A vigilante crime fighter will never succeed in the SEC.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
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allyourkegsarebelongtostafford says:
F U Orson for using CUM and Patrick Bateman, er Christian Bale in the same sentence let alone comparing them.
Reason #3431234 I hate UF: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/37426-florida-football-is-meyer-an-urban-legend-or-urban-liar
July 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
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PW says:
13
as long as he’s a character who’s extremely fat, i agree.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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NativeSon says:
@10
nice. my favorite scene.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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GamecockTony says:
@Chuck,
Urban talks out of both sides of his.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:06 am
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ATL AU Tiger says:
extra points for having a Dark Knight ad here, too…..
July 18th, 2008 at 11:17 am
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titanhulk says:
He talks out of the side of his mouth because of those partial dentures for his front teeth.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:21 am
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Dumpster Baby says:
Meyer wheres a TON of makeup when he’s on TV.
I was wondering why Edward James Olmos shaved his mustache until I was introduced…
July 18th, 2008 at 11:24 am
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ya lawya says:
Urban Meyer couldn’t get an 8:30 res at Dorsia either, particularly not in that members only bomber jacket.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
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socalbryan says:
Charlie Weis = Jabba the Hut b/c he is fat and evil
Pete Carroll = Moses b/c Pete Carroll will lead all of us to the promise land (to a BCS championship game which will not feature tOSU)
July 18th, 2008 at 11:29 am
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McNulty says:
Hey kids, watch Batman as he throws his players under the bus after the Michigan game!!!!
Pow!
Wam!!
July 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
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Smyth says:
There is an uncanny resemblance.
By the way, The Dark Knight is nothing short of 2 1/2 hours of pure awesome. Drop whatever you’re doing and go see it. NOW!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
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Gene Shalit says:
#27, Dark Knight was a sorry excuse for a movie. It ranks right down there with Sommersby.
Do yourself a favor and stick a spork in your eye.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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Ltrain says:
Revisionist history: Urban cried after LSU…. Ha! (sniffle).
July 18th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
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ChemE93 says:
Well, they are both human… and have eyes.
That connection to the Syrian evil overlord guy, though… that was scary.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
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sullivan013 says:
So Tommy Tuberville is Dr. Thomas Wayne? After all, he’s been CUB’s Daddy the last two seasons…..
War Eagle!
July 18th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
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Yuppie Scum says:
Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
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John says:
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#31 – you might be onto something. He was shot down by some lowlife criminal (USF) from the bad side of town (The Big East)
July 19th, 2008 at 12:48 am
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J in SD says:
Weak chin, check. Beady eyes, check. Butt cut hairdo, check. Haffez Assad it is.
July 19th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
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PoeMcFuckinNoe says:
I saw the movie.
Batman has too much integrity to be confused with Urban Cryer.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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Tim T says:
I have to return some video tapes……
July 20th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
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Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive says:
Vice President
July 21st, 2008 at 1:40 pm