In honor of the release of Dark Knight…we finally cast Urban Meyer in our epic 46 part miniseries about Florida football. Separated at birth:
Urban Meyer…
…and…
…Christian Bale, a.k.a. preppie psycho Batman.
If you can’t see Urban donning a raincoat over a five-thousand dollar suit and killing someone with a stainless steel axe to the tune of “Hip to Be Square”…well, as a Florida fan, all we can say is that we can.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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Vice President
Comment by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — July 21, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
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I have to return some video tapes……
Comment by Tim T — July 20, 2008 @ 8:04 pm
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I saw the movie.
Batman has too much integrity to be confused with Urban Cryer.
Comment by PoeMcFuckinNoe — July 20, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
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Weak chin, check. Beady eyes, check. Butt cut hairdo, check. Haffez Assad it is.
Comment by J in SD — July 19, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
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#31 - you might be onto something. He was shot down by some lowlife criminal (USF) from the bad side of town (The Big East)
Comment by NewAZTiger — July 19, 2008 @ 12:48 am
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Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!
Comment by John — July 18, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
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Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don’t you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I’ve heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins’ solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Comment by Yuppie Scum — July 18, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
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So Tommy Tuberville is Dr. Thomas Wayne? After all, he’s been CUB’s Daddy the last two seasons…..
War Eagle!
Comment by sullivan013 — July 18, 2008 @ 1:19 pm