CURIOUS INDEX, 7/18/08
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Jethro! What a brother know! The excitement is getting unbearable around here. Bring the noise. Recap the offseason before you forget it and claim you were right all along, which of course you were, you smart thing, you. Barwis as Yoda may be a bit much, but it beats the other comparison we wanted to make by miles: Mike Barwis as...the cockpuncher. LSU boots o-lineman Jarvis Jones off the team for one reason or another. Requires further digging, as bayou drama of even the smallest magnitude tends to be on the spicy side. Victoria's Secret completes its long tumble into the dirty, flabby midsection of American demography with its announcement of college football-themed wear, most of which very conservative. (Tell your father to calm down.) The most risque thing they have for Florida is the "undie," though Florida State does get to feature their trademark "pre-soiled thong." Victoria's Secret: providing your 11 year old with adult underwear since 1986! The thunder, son. The thunder. ESPN's College Football Live returns on Monday. Feel the thunder of Rece Davis talking about a sport he radiates glee for over the next five months. The world wins when things like this happen. |
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back in the day i used to also love this anthrax rap/rock endeavor.
by gerry dorsey on Jul 18, 2008 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
re: Victorias Secret
That is just…awful. They used pink on UT’s stuff. Pink? How insulting. I love pink as much as the next female but I do not want it associated with my alma mater.
by blon57 on Jul 18, 2008 10:21 AM EDT reply actions
CFL!! Nothing like 5 weeks of hearing Lou Holthhsss talk about how improved Notre Dame will be because their schedule is easier.
by beckett on Jul 18, 2008 10:23 AM EDT reply actions
Umm…..‘11 year old with adult underwear’…….Wait! What?!?! No, Orson, NO!
by charlestowne on Jul 18, 2008 10:23 AM EDT reply actions
Rece Davis is outstanding. Other than Mike Terrico with Golf – I don’t think there is an ESPN talking head that is more passionate about the sport that he covers.
by Ryno on Jul 18, 2008 10:27 AM EDT reply actions
@Blon,
I really didn’t notice the color schemes. I’m like that, though.
by GamecockTony on Jul 18, 2008 10:35 AM EDT reply actions
“Brent Musburger will host the first two shows live from ESPN headquarters in Bristol, Conn.”
“Analysts tackle viewer generated e-mails and questions at the end of each show.”
Does Dumpster Muffin have an iphone?
by Bagger Douche on Jul 18, 2008 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
As the season draws closer, you know what this means! More Giant Trev Albert reports. Atlanta, you are WARNED!
by hobeg8r on Jul 18, 2008 10:42 AM EDT reply actions
“Once again, back is the incredible …
The rhyme animal
The incredible D. Public Enemy number one
Five-O said “Freeze!” and I got numb
Can’t I tell ‘em that I really never had a gun?
But it’s the wax that the Terminator X spun…"
Thanks, Orson, a little PE is a great way to start a Friday morning…
[/Looking to see what scalpers are asking for tonight’s Pitchfork Festival tickets, where Chuck and Flav will be performing their classic album “It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back” in its entirety…]
by Papa Lou BSU on Jul 18, 2008 10:55 AM EDT reply actions
Consider this, Victoria Secret is based in Columbus Ohio, yet does not have the licensing for The Ohio State University. I thought Les Wexner had donated more than his fair share to my alma mater. Apparently I thought wrong.
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 18, 2008 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
So get up, get, get get down
911’s no joke in T-Town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the Cup crown
by Allahver Fist on Jul 18, 2008 11:14 AM EDT reply actions
RE: Wexner
I think that has something to do with THIS:
“According to the Dispatch, Wexners role as head of Limited Brands coupled with his spot on the OSU Board of Trustees has made striking a deal for some Buckeye booty britches a bit of a chore considering OSU is a state university, leading to potential conflict of interest issues.”
Can’t find (didn’t look for) the Dispatch article
by Cocksu... puncher on Jul 18, 2008 11:26 AM EDT reply actions
Re #10: OSU probably figures they can make more money off a deal with Lane Bryant.
by DevilGrad on Jul 18, 2008 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
#13
Very nice.
BTW, how does Minnesota get on this list? Do people even in Minnesota wear clothing associated with the UM? I would think that ISU would be a better draw than Minny?
Conference breakdown:
SEC 9
Pac 6
ACC 6
Big XII 5
Big X 5
and if this isn’t a harbinger of things to come, I don’t know what is….
Big East 0
wow.
by meatybob on Jul 18, 2008 12:35 PM EDT reply actions
#15
I wonder if they made their decisions based on athletic department marketing revenue per school. The schools with the highest marketing dollars were “lucky” enough to get VS sweat pants, tees, etc.
by blon57 on Jul 18, 2008 1:00 PM EDT reply actions
@9: I prefer the Hip-Hopapotomous. His rhymes are bottomless.
by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Jul 18, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
“Primary host Davis will take over July 23 and analysts Palmer, Blackledge, Mark May, Desmond Howard, Andre Ware, Bob Griese, Trevor Mattich, Rod Gilmore and many more will join Davis to give their expert opinions throughout the year.”
No Sweet Lou?
by UgasTexan on Jul 18, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
According to the Press Release, the show will be aired year-round.
No doubt they are taking a cue from EDSBS. Would expect a Steele sighting during the slower periods, another cue from EDSBS.
by Studley on Jul 18, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
To be serious for 2 secs, Rece and a few others are one of a million other reasons why college football RULZ tv – no other analysts so obviously are pumped for and are intrigued by the sport they’re covering.
Kickoff is nigh, Bubba.
/Grizzity
by rtr on Jul 19, 2008 2:46 AM EDT reply actions

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