VISITING LECTURER: LIEUTENANT WINSLOW ON MIAMI

I guess that da U education didn’t teach him how to spell sophomore.

Looking forward to 9/6 in the Swamp.

The mouth on this guy…

he chose highlights of his “imoportant player” against Marshall?
really?
-shivering, shaking, and yawning….

Not Marve’s high school performance. I will put $10 on him not getting within restraining order distance of the Heisman trophy or a National Championship. Why does this regime of “THE U” remind me of post Spurrier Florida. Assuming you are destined for a return to greatness because you found a “player’s coach” that can recruit but has yet to prove himself as a Head Ball Coach. Enjoy. Does Miami happen to play Mississippi State in 2010. That would be a coincidence.

Oh and is Graig Cooper a Sophomore? Not sure he included that.

#2: He kisses your momma with that mouth.

@3
my thoughts exactly.

Was there another Ken Dorsey because the one I watched sucked. G-r-a-i-g line versus UVA 8-40yds against UVA! pathetic

You were one of 14 people at Da U Spring Game? Impressive.

I think I speak for everyone out of the state of Florida when I say that college football is better with a good U.

Just for racists gangsta jokes and more soldja boy zingers.

hey, if da U can return to the national championship sometime, ohio state might win another. Hopefully through torn ACL’s and Concussions.

Just food for thought:
Rick Trickett was recently pulled over by a patrolman for “doing something wrong traffic-wise.” After taking Trickett’s driver license, the officer asked him where he was headed. Trickett replied that he was in a hurry to get to a Florida State football staff meeting. “You coach?” the officer asked. The Florida State assistant head coach replied in the affirmative and the patrolman followed with another question: What do you coach? “I said I coach offensive line,” Trickett said. “He handed me my driver’s license back and he said you have enough problems. You got your work cut out for you.” Indeed, Trickett does. – Tallahassee Democrat

Now I’m confused. Does that mean Schnellenberger = Charlemagne, Jimmie Johnson = Charles the Bald (ironic, that), Coker = Louis XIV and Shannon = Napoleon? Or is Coker the equivalent of Petain and Shannon is DeGaulle? Or is Jimmie Johnson Napoleon I and Shannon is Napoleon III? And where does Butch Davis fit in all this?

5

Or as the immortal Keith Jackson would say, “JUST a sophomore out of Cocoa Puffs, FL.”

Whoa Nellie!

#4, Gatorshems

“Optimistic” and “[NAME REDACTED]” were never heard in the same sentence out of my yapper. Ever.

Wait, who’s Miami’s answer to Cyrano de Bergerac? Kosar (silly hair)? Testeverde (big nose)? Lewis (propensity for stabbing)? Or Winslow (gifted with words)?

Can we stop with this Jimmy Buffet nonsense? Change it to “describe your season with a G.W.A.R. title” or better yet, Iron maiden.

Watching everyone writhe under the pressure of the Buffett question—or creatively answering it—has been way, way too much fun for us to quit doing it now.

“G-r-a-i-g line versus UVA 8-40yds against UVA! pathetic.”

40 divided 8 is 5. That means he averaged 5 yards a carry. Since when is a 5 avg pathetic?

Well since the OB is getting torn down, and they cant chase rabbits in cane fields anymore to develop speed, there is no more mojo left for ‘Da U..its over.
Plus with Rollin’ with the Godmother is out on DVD, most of the South Florida talent will have been evenly distributed throughout the NCAA….and now the drug capital has moved to T-Town, Da U of A is the new Miami, with all the arrest and what not….never would have guess Bama being more thuggish than Miami, hell, South Florida is more thuggish than Miami…

@19:
Yeah. Tough to get more carries when you’re getting waxed 48-0.

Also, as SMQ pointed out in his UVa season preview, basically the only thing we were good at was D-line play, being “thirteenth nationally in rush defense [and] one of only ten defenses to hold opponents under three yards per carry.” This is meant solely to combat the argument that Cooper’s performance in that game was terrible; it does not in any way imply that tha U should not be horribly embarrassed by the beating we put on them in their last game at the OB.

#1; the great barstoolio corrected my numerous spelling and grammatical errors. i fully blame her for missing that one.

#8; if 38-2 = suck, then yes.

#9; i was one of 14 white people at the miami spring game. fortunately, much like navin johnson, i spent most of my childhood and adolescence wholly unaware of the fact that i am not, in fact, black.

#13; i think butch would have to be the sun king, no?

#21: i don’t know what you’re talking about. that game never happened, you hear me. NEVER HAPPENED.

Why does everyone at da U always think this is the year of their resurgence? Delusional. When do we get to put them in the “they were good once” column with SMU and Stanford?

@24

“They were good once”

Once upon a time, like three years ago when they were #3 before the GT fire drill-I mean-game?

As a Miami fan, I can’t say too much to a UVA fan due to the curb stomping of a year ago. But I will ask one question. Will our “resurgence” come before or after your “surgence?” [sic]

Whatever points that were gained for a surprisingly articulate version of French history are lost for simply being a fan of a team populated by folks that ought to be in either a prison or a zoo.

1. Then this is how I’ve broken it down:

Schnellenberger = Charlemagne, creator of a mighty empire

Johnson = Phillip II, first great king of the realm

Erickson = Phillip the III, “called Phillip the Bold on the basis of his abilities in combat and on horseback and not his character”

Davis = Louis XIV, “known as The Sun King because, just as the planets revolve around the Sun, so too should France and the court revolve around him”

Coker = Louis XVI, Although he was beloved at first, his indecisiveness and conservatism led some elements of the people of France to eventually hate him."

Shannon = Napoleon I, “turned the armies of France against almost every major European power, dominating continental Europe through a lengthy streak of military victories.” Randy’s got big shoes to fill.

A zoo? Alan, kiddo, you wanna sit the next few plays out?

#28… Yes. A zoo. Where they keep things that are far too dangerous to be running among citizens of the world to keep the rest of us safe. Like tigers. Or lions. Or people that swing helmets like the hammers of Zeus.

I see what you tried to do there. And it’s ridiculous.

As far a zoo animals and swinging helmets go, nothing was sweeter than to see those LSU Bengal Tigers whoop ’Cane ass off the field after whooping ’Cane ass on the field at the 2005 Peach Bowl.

Nice save, champ.

I’ve still got the giggles from “Pat Nix’s Offense.”

Thoroughly enjoyed his time on North Avenue, I did.

Harris, you’re close, except Schnellenberger = God.

Best preview yet.

I’ll say this: I always hated Da U because they were the best, and now that they’re not, I want them back. Of course, when they do come back, and make no mistake, they will, I’ll hate them again. I can’t wait.