Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 7/17/08

By: HGH Bench Press

HGH Bench Press — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 13:37:24 +0000

Yes indeed, The “raw” (without a bench press shirt) world record bench press is held by Mendleson at 715 pounds.

By: Andy Axelotl

Andy Axelotl — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:18:30 +0000

Rennie Curran is so strong, he can benchpress Mark Mangino.

By: MorningBeer

MorningBeer — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:29:49 +0000

Jerrell Powe can play! Will he still be listed as a Freshman even though he’s got his AARP card?

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:11:43 +0000

Yeh, but he would rip his arms off, then all he could do is chop block, like some other teams we know

By: shanensga

shanensga — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:19:51 +0000

Paul Finebaun in asmall boat with Saban? He should be nervous. Four Mill a year buys a lot of witnesses. Rennine Curren swam all the way from Liberia just to kick ass!

By: PW

PW — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:56:31 +0000

22–

Not a problem. You can comfortably fit 3 levels of Saban’s suits in a standard closet.

By: ChemE93

ChemE93 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:34:39 +0000

The evil weight trainer in me wants the kid to take Hgh, Clear, Reeses monkey hormone, pitiutary gland hormone from a cadaver, liquid gunpowder, some silicone, then ship him to Kong Island and let him grow some more, like a dinosaur�.

I think you left out “some kind of fish paralyzer”.

By: VolunteerValtrex

VolunteerValtrex — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:16:44 +0000

@ #14

Those were assisted lifts, the raw bench press record is 715 pounds.

By: blon57

blon57 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:08:10 +0000

#22

I decided a long time ago that I would never date/marry a man who cares more about clothes than I do. He would take up too much closet space and hog the mirror. I bet Nick Saban’s wife has a fight on her hands.

And I’m old enough not to give a damn if a man thinks my butt is too big (which it isn’t, by the way).

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:58:41 +0000

blon57 @ 19 – oh sure, I spend most of my time in the morning asking if this suit makes my ass look fat.

By: the croominator

the croominator — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:55:03 +0000

Mr. Pelican Pants…

“Reeses monkey hormone”

Say wha…?

“You got your monkey in my peanut butter!” “No, you got your peanut butter on my monkey!”

Okay that just sounded wrooooong…

By: gurn

gurn — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:49:43 +0000

This correction is purely constructive:

“wait� I have it� a man-servant to SEE his shoes.”

By: blon57

blon57 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:43:53 +0000

#16, #18

I didn’t know men actually thought about this.

But on the other hand, re: #18, that’s way more information than I probably ever needed to know about you.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:06:24 +0000

Socal, the hints are noted. Levis never fit. Either they’re falling off, or the testicles are pushed forward into a fruit basket shape.

By: blon57

blon57 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:01:06 +0000

I just hope the kid doesn’t have any anger management issues.