Comments on: MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: CONNERY, PLEASE

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:42:43 +0000

Ironically, I think Boorman directed “Deliverance”….plus I think Connery looks like a very gay Burt Reynolds in that get up….

By: Z

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:49:14 +0000

Screenwriters are as professional as that “tool” from Oklahoma who told people that blogs were part of the problem.

By: comoprozac

comoprozac — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:58:14 +0000

Gosling’s character taught social studies, not English.

By: squibby

squibby — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:44:00 +0000

Two favorite parts of Zardoz:

1.) When the Giant Stone Flying Head Thing shoots out all the guns after the speech above.

2.) When all the superpeople chant “impure thoughts” until someones head explodes.

ZARDOZ FOREVER.

By: NOLAcane

NOLAcane — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:11:50 +0000

Anaconda was a masterpiece.

“Dey snakes out dere dis big?!?!?”

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:24:15 +0000

Sean Connery got a 98% tax bill, looked at his bank account, did Zardoz, handed the money over to the Inland Revenue, and promptly moved to Spain… where he only had to remove the boots to fit in at the beach.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:53:14 +0000

Ah, baiting. Nice.

By: Fred Sanford

Fred Sanford — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:44:51 +0000

Yeah? Hows that “character-education program” coming along?

By: meatybob

meatybob — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:28:48 +0000

What is sad is that I am still hairier than he is, but I have a wwwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy bigger “gun”. Thats right, you know what I’m talking about. And your mom.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:24:04 +0000

Didn’t look like excuses so much as rationally assessing the situation and not doing the kneejerk outlaw program story.

By: Fred Sanford

Fred Sanford — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:12:28 +0000

I think he would have to settle for Moneypenny in that get up. Although Plenty O'Toole might go for it too I'm too lazy to see if you guys saw the mention of the Fulmer Cup in the AJC the other day. Typical AJC ramblings, making excuses for UGA shenanigans ajc bs

By: croc

croc — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:06:29 +0000

In the vein of AVP, I think a Zardoz vs Conan would be a classic!

By: Michigan Gator

Michigan Gator — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:03:20 +0000

“Moooo…”

By: AllWhoYonder

AllWhoYonder — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:03:08 +0000

so, it’s bad that I knew exactly what movie and scene that picture was from, right?

By: RaginCajunRebel

RaginCajunRebel — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:53:41 +0000

I’ve actually been told several times that my penis is evil. But then again, my fiance’ is not a good judge of character.