HEY NOW, THAT'S WEATHER CHANNEL MUSIC THERE

College players would be writing a weekly column over here -
http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/football/2008/07/hand_him_the_pulitzer.html

Interesting to see that Sen’Derrick Marks is one of them.

Cue Auburn – Sociology jokes!

Good to see Edgar Winter on the left at 0:51 in. As a Vol fan, I’m glad to say that all those Tide taunts of “redneck” and “inbred” are now officially falling on deaf ears.

It’s not all NowLive’s fault. It’s tough to run an seamless show with PB being away from the mic for 3 minutes while he gets up to get a beer. ;)

Other people laugh, but I love the fact that we have an extremely passionate fan base in this state. They will do whatever it takes to support the program. Season tickets, fund raisers, charity work, etc.

And please, no Logan Young jokes.

Man there is a lot of strange going on here.

Please allow me to break it down for you…

:03 – Fully grown adult female, in a drunken stupor before lunch on a weekday, leans in on Saban for a kiss on the lips. Her attempt is foiled by Saban’s defensive technique (same that he is teaching the football players) of turning his cheek.

:07 – Fully grown adult male is stroking Saban’s back as if he’s an ostrich at a petting zoo.

:21 – Same fully grown, drunken woman has now approached Mrs. Saban and is begging for an autograph, “Mrs. Saban can I have your autograph, oh dear Jesus please, just sign right here.”

:26 – Mrs. Saban mentions beating Auburn and same drunk ass, fully grown redneck woman begins jumping up and down and clapping like a three year old at a candy story…“Oh Lord, we’r gonna luv you.”

:33 – Finally, Mrs. Saban asks drunken woman if she wants an autograph and she replies, “Oh yes ma’am I do, oh dear please Jesus thank you in heaven.”

:48 – Some creepy dude with blue jeans and sports coat on, holding what is obviously a jack and coke in his had, wearing sunglasses peeps into camera and says “we’re bowling baby, we’re bowling.” He obviously meant, “it’s rolling baby, it’s rolling”…to quote Mike Price.

:56 – Four fully grown adults (can’t tell if they are male or female) are standing at the entrance of the airport waving shakers, well three of them are. The drunk chick doesn’t have a shaker in her hand, but that doesn’t stop her from shaking like the other three.

Jumping forward to the 2:23 mark, one of the 4 fully grown adults finishes waving his/her shaker and stops for just a second and then appears to bark like a dog, well, more like a crazed dog barking at the wind.

“Shakers.” I love that little bit of Southern re-branding to make them sound more masculine. (And I loved Warren St. John’s ruminations on the subject in RJYH, too).

But they’re fucking pom-pons, people. Pom-pons. Deal with it.

When people accuse UF of wearing jean shorts, I usually bring out the fact that we’re the only SEC school where pom-poms aren’t a mainstay.

#4

Is “passionate fan base” a euphemism for “uneducated white trash who couldn’t find Tuscaloosa on a map”?

Oh, and too bad about Logan Young. Have the cops indicted the salad yet?

#4

Then we’ll just keep on laughing if it’s alright by you…

A degree from your chosen school should be required to buy season tickets. That would clean up this mess pronto. And no jerseys on grown men allowed.

Redneckery at its finest…