FULMER CUPDATE: STATUS QUO ANTE WEEKUM
by Orson on Jul 16, 2008 12:59 PM EDT
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PrintThis week's admittedly static Fulmer Cupdate comes courtesy of Brian, who even on slow days is hung like Reggie F'n Nelson.
Alabama remains atop the standings thanks to Jimmy Johns yayopalooza. With no charges dismissed and little on the horizon in the way of charge dismissals, the bar is set: Alabama is coming out of the Alps with a twenty minute lead and safely ensconced in the peloton, while everyone else is blood-doping and swigging liquid EPO trying to keep up. Missouri and West Virginia...well? We're waiting, Danny.
Other than that, it's naptime going into the stretch. Someone wake us when Rampage Jackson signs an LOI with UCLA and proceeds to drive his truck over the Bruins last remaining quarterback.
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How did Nebraska go from 9 to 11 points? Rollover from ’95?
by meatybob on Jul 16, 2008 1:20 PM EDT reply actions
Bama is really gonna miss Jimmy Johns and they should have played him at QB….that kid could really sling the rock….
(HT: STLSU)
by kt on Jul 16, 2008 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
“Jimmy Johns yayopalooza.”
/checks ticketmaster.com
by GamecockTony on Jul 16, 2008 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
I’m too lazy to hit the archives. Did I miss a write up on the downward spiral of Eugene Clifford at OSU?
He’s trying to singlehandedly put OSU in the rankings.
by gindole on Jul 16, 2008 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
This is the one time I’m praying for one of our second half collapses. Come on Mizzu and WFVU, there’s plenty of time left in the game to mount a comeback.
by The Snake will Drive Again! on Jul 16, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
Missed one Orson…
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3482575
Incoming freshman enrolled in classes 2 weeks before beating the hell out of someone.
by CincySooner on Jul 16, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
- in the rankings of what…teams that still have single digit all-time fulmer cup points?
How much more clout do you get if you win a National Championship with next to no Fulmer Cup points…isn’t it almost impossible?
by TAFKastOSUB on Jul 16, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions
Drank is slowing down the crime spree.
Speaking of slowing the roll… TAFKasTOSU, can I buy you a 5-pack?
by Out of Conference on Jul 16, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
Will there be a season-ending method of determining tiebreakers for finishing spots on the big board? Perhaps by adding up total conference points and giving the higher place to the team from the ‘stronger’ conference? Only ask because Orson’s distaste for golf doesn’t seem to square with basing FC finishes on a golf-like system of ties.
by DC Domer on Jul 16, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
You still haven’t added the mizzou points from this arrest:
http://www.showmenews.com/2008/Jul/20080701Spor004.asp
by Jimbo on Jul 16, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
Auburn gets to play five of the Big Board’s offenders. 2008 is shaping up nicely.
by TWER on Jul 16, 2008 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
TAFKastOSUB,
You’ll end up with a lot more clout if you’ll kindly stay out of that game this year. I’d like to watch a decent game for a change.
by gindole on Jul 16, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
“well? Were waiting, Danny”
Is that supposed to be a Caddyshack reference?
by haybeav on Jul 17, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
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