FULMER CUPDATE: STATUS QUO ANTE WEEKUM
This week’s admittedly static Fulmer Cupdate comes courtesy of Brian, who even on slow days is hung like Reggie F’n Nelson.
Alabama remains atop the standings thanks to Jimmy Johns yayopalooza. With no charges dismissed and little on the horizon in the way of charge dismissals, the bar is set: Alabama is coming out of the Alps with a twenty minute lead and safely ensconced in the peloton, while everyone else is blood-doping and swigging liquid EPO trying to keep up. Missouri and West Virginia…well? We’re waiting, Danny.
Other than that, it’s naptime going into the stretch. Someone wake us when Rampage Jackson signs an LOI with UCLA and proceeds to drive his truck over the Bruins last remaining quarterback.
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“well? We’re waiting, Danny”
Is that supposed to be a Caddyshack reference?
Comment by haybeav — July 16, 2008 @ 11:58 pm
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TAFKastOSUB,
You’ll end up with a lot more clout if you’ll kindly stay out of that game this year. I’d like to watch a decent game for a change.
Comment by gindole — July 16, 2008 @ 6:27 pm
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Auburn gets to play five of the Big Board’s offenders. 2008 is shaping up nicely.
Comment by TWER — July 16, 2008 @ 5:22 pm