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"If any of my competitors were drowning, I'd stick a hose in their mouth”

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Which one is Nathan Arizona? Is he in his Salad Days?

by yoyofutbawl on Jul 16, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ray Kroc could have just stuck a Big Mac or a Quarter Pounder in the mouth of his competitor’s as it’s likely just as lethal…

by rjsplow on Jul 16, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If I was a 19 year old in Tempe I’d have the same shit eating grin on my face all day long as well.

by Chips O'Toole on Jul 16, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So are we going to use this as the “before” picture of Mr. Carpenter? 50+ sacks last year and UGA comin’ to town?

by hunglikehussain on Jul 16, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hunglikehussain, there’s such a thing as too easy a target – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaIM_yGOlYc

There’s something to be said for outright taunting as salt in the wound…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmuCg-Uvis

So many decisions for the Georgia coaches…

by DC Trojan on Jul 16, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, I agree I’m missing something. Based on their grins at each other, I was thinking “hose” meant man-hose. But the comments are throwing me off- well except yoyo’s if he’s talking about tossing salad.

by Out of Conference on Jul 16, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know Rennie "the Liberian lung collapser " Curren is looking forward to Sept. 20th.

A little background on Rennie and maybe some inspiration for Orson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF7IePVcO7M

by hunglikehussain on Jul 16, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OOC, I think you are right… isn’t that a quote by Ron Jeremy?

by skinnyphatman on Jul 16, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rudy Carpenter. Backpfeifengesicht. Look it up.

by Doug on Jul 16, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is that a pic of carpenter and keller?

by socalbryan on Jul 16, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad timing – University of Oregon foe named Doxey drowned just a few days ago. I know he didn’t play for the SEC but he still deserves some respect.

by dajo9 on Jul 16, 2008 6:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, seriously; really inappropriate.

by Nevaduck on Jul 16, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dajo @ #11…Doxey was given his respects earlier in this blog…a tragedy and suitably acknowledged. This, however, is an effort at humor with a picture that is crying for some bigtime snark caption…any corollary you draw to the unfortunate demise of Mr. Doxey, I can assure you, is unintentional. Dammit, I hate it when I have to be obvious….shit.

by sb on Jul 16, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rennie looks like a real workout warrior.

by fife in the bay on Jul 16, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, that would be a picture of Carpenter and overrated poser Keller.

kind of matches a lot of other pictures of keller online. that guy ain’t right.

by corn blight on Jul 16, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Lord,
Please let ASU football players give the Bulldogs copius amounts of bulletin board material. And if Colt Brennan could take one snap I’d appreciate that as well. In Phil Steele’s name, I pray.
EF

by EmotionalFescue on Jul 17, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

#11, dajo9

“When the only thing you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

by Allahver Fist on Jul 17, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No disrespect to Doxey intended, of course. It’s a metaphor.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 17, 2008 8:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But if you said, “It’s like a metaphor”, that would be a simile.

by Out of Conference on Jul 17, 2008 9:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Above it says “Tennessee Volunteers RingtoneS” Shouldn’t it say “Ringtone” Unnecessary plurality.

by King Harvest on Jul 17, 2008 9:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

#16

Amen.

by meatybob on Jul 17, 2008 9:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Colt Brennen used to have a shit eating grin as well, but that was before Marcus Howard’s shit was actually in his mouth.

by Knowshon on Jul 17, 2008 9:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sam: “You know how I know you’re gay?”
Rudy: “How?”
Sam: “You like Coldplay”

by Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin on Jul 17, 2008 9:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like…. DAWG FOOD.

by UgasTexan on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The numbering is right tho. ASU won about 10 more games than Nebraska last year.

by Jethro on Jul 17, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me, or do they look like they are about to rip each others’ clothes off and go at it?! Is that what they do in ASU?! Maybe that’s why all the hot girls go there: the guys are gay and they don’t have to worry about being hit on all the time!

by watcher on Jul 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Orson, this pic is so last season. Keller is now a faded memory from the wellspring of last years’ preseason hope/hype.

While Rudy will soldier on this season, Sam should be remembered for the dream he inspired in the hearts of Nebraska fans everywhere before the 2007 season; a dream that was deferred.

[plz all, forgive my use of that reference in a CFB blogs’ comments]

by Cochese on Jul 18, 2008 1:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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