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1
yoyofutbawl says:
Which one is Nathan Arizona? Is he in his Salad Days?
July 16th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
2
rjsplow says:
Ray Kroc could have just stuck a Big Mac or a Quarter Pounder in the mouth of his competitor’s as it’s likely just as lethal…
July 16th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
3
Chips O'Toole says:
If I was a 19 year old in Tempe I’d have the same shit eating grin on my face all day long as well.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
4
hunglikehussain says:
So are we going to use this as the “before” picture of Mr. Carpenter? 50+ sacks last year and UGA comin’ to town?
July 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
5
DC Trojan says:
hunglikehussain, there’s such a thing as too easy a target – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaIM_yGOlYc
There’s something to be said for outright taunting as salt in the wound…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmuCg-Uvis
So many decisions for the Georgia coaches…
July 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
6
Out of Conference says:
OK, I agree I’m missing something. Based on their grins at each other, I was thinking “hose” meant man-hose. But the comments are throwing me off- well except yoyo’s if he’s talking about tossing salad.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
7
hunglikehussain says:
I know Rennie “the Liberian lung collapser ” Curren is looking forward to Sept. 20th.
A little background on Rennie and maybe some inspiration for Orson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF7IePVcO7M
July 16th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
8
skinnyphatman says:
OOC, I think you are right… isn’t that a quote by Ron Jeremy?
July 16th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
9
Doug says:
Rudy Carpenter. Backpfeifengesicht. Look it up.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
10
socalbryan says:
is that a pic of carpenter and keller?
July 16th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
11
dajo9 says:
Bad timing – University of Oregon foe named Doxey drowned just a few days ago. I know he didn’t play for the SEC but he still deserves some respect.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
12
Nevaduck says:
Yeah, seriously; really inappropriate.
July 16th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
13
TomReagan says:
#11
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/07/14/rip-todd-doxey/
July 16th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
14
sb says:
dajo @ #11…Doxey was given his respects earlier in this blog…a tragedy and suitably acknowledged. This, however, is an effort at humor with a picture that is crying for some bigtime snark caption…any corollary you draw to the unfortunate demise of Mr. Doxey, I can assure you, is unintentional. Dammit, I hate it when I have to be obvious….shit.
July 16th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
15
fife in the bay says:
Rennie looks like a real workout warrior.
July 16th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
16
corn blight says:
yes, that would be a picture of Carpenter and overrated poser Keller.
kind of matches a lot of other pictures of keller online. that guy ain’t right.
July 16th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
17
EmotionalFescue says:
Dear Lord,
Please let ASU football players give the Bulldogs copius amounts of bulletin board material. And if Colt Brennan could take one snap I’d appreciate that as well. In Phil Steele’s name, I pray.
EF
July 16th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
18
Allahver Fist says:
#11, dajo9
“When the only thing you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”
July 16th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
19
Orson Swindle says:
No disrespect to Doxey intended, of course. It’s a metaphor.
July 17th, 2008 at 7:34 am
20
Out of Conference says:
But if you said, “It’s like a metaphor”, that would be a simile.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:02 am
21
King Harvest says:
Above it says “Tennessee Volunteers RingtoneS” Shouldn’t it say “Ringtone” Unnecessary plurality.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:03 am
22
meatybob says:
#16
Amen.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:05 am
23
Knowshon says:
Colt Brennen used to have a shit eating grin as well, but that was before Marcus Howard’s shit was actually in his mouth.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:32 am
24
Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin says:
Sam: “You know how I know you’re gay?”
Rudy: “How?”
Sam: “You like Coldplay”
July 17th, 2008 at 8:37 am
25
UgasTexan says:
Looks like…. DAWG FOOD.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:55 am
26
Jethro says:
The numbering is right tho. ASU won about 10 more games than Nebraska last year.
July 17th, 2008 at 10:15 am
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watcher says:
Is it just me, or do they look like they are about to rip each others’ clothes off and go at it?! Is that what they do in ASU?! Maybe that’s why all the hot girls go there: the guys are gay and they don’t have to worry about being hit on all the time!
July 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
28
Cochese says:
Orson, this pic is so last season. Keller is now a faded memory from the wellspring of last years’ preseason hope/hype.
While Rudy will soldier on this season, Sam should be remembered for the dream he inspired in the hearts of Nebraska fans everywhere before the 2007 season; a dream that was deferred.
[plz all, forgive my use of that reference in a CFB blogs' comments]
July 18th, 2008 at 12:31 am